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One inch longer or one taller

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,200 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Divelment wrote: »
    I'm perfectly delighted with my height and size lol wouldn't change a thing!

    I have a friend though who is single and she is seriously frustrated with the fact that she recently ran onto into a guy with a #microcock, not the first time it has happened either, and you'd never think these big tall well built guys could be hiding a #microcock.

    How small are we talking here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Average height of man in Ireland is 5'10'' to 5'11'', and a woman 5'7'' to 5'8'', I think that's perfectly fine, there is no need to be breaking your legs to add an inch or two in height.

    Same in the penis department, the average of 6 to 6 and a half inches is more than enough. I'd focus more on maintaining your health. In my own case a girl I was with insisted on nothing but a penis of 7 inches. It puts pressure on men. She was good looking, dont get me wrong, but no way was I trimming it back by 2 inches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭Divelment


    How small are we talking here?

    She said it was so small she couldn't feel him at all, like the size of your little finger. I was a bit taken aback by this news because I thought us guys were all there or there abouts in terms of size but I was VERY wrong apparently...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭Divelment


    I am actually attracted to bigger guys more so than skinny. I dated 2 big guys who had very small (by comparison) penises. Didn't bother me to be honest. Both of them were well able to please me sexually.

    Because he went down lol, if you have a microcock and won't go down you are pretty much ****ed as a single guy apparently! I don't have a microcock and I love going down so I get away with murder haha!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,200 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Divelment wrote: »
    She said it was so small she couldn't feel him at all, like the size of your little finger. I was a bit taken aback by this news because I thought us guys were all there or there abouts in terms of size but I was VERY wrong apparently...

    Same as that, I thought most fellas were an average of around 6" and some were bigger.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Divelment wrote: »
    Because he went down lol, if you have a microcock and won't go down you are pretty much ****ed as a single guy apparently! I don't have a microcock and I love going down so I get away with murder haha!

    Yawn!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    myshirt wrote: »
    Average height of man in Ireland is 5'10'' to 5'11'', and a woman 5'7'' to 5'8'', I think that's perfectly fine, there is no need to be breaking your legs to add an inch or two in height.

    Same in the penis department, the average of 6 to 6 and a half inches is more than enough. I'd focus more on maintaining your health. In my own case a girl I was with insisted on nothing but a penis of 7 inches. It puts pressure on men. She was good looking, dont get me wrong, but no way was I trimming it back by 2 inches.

    I know how you feel. I've a bat on me that would beat a donkey out of a quarry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    I know how you feel. I've a bat on me that would beat a donkey out of a quarry.

    A langer you'd kill the milkman for.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭Divelment


    Same as that, I thought most fellas were an average of around 6" and some were bigger.

    I thought the same but I was wrong. There are guys out there who are seriously small. Women tend to think that if you look "manly" as in you are tall and bulky, then you are well hung. I'm not particularly tall at 5'9", I am well built, I'm very beefy down below though and maybe a little bit longer than the average dude in the sense that I'm probably 8"-9", but I always thought most guys were 6" or there about but I was very wrong there apparently.

    Leaving cock size out of it though, I've defo been judged on my height for dating purposes, single women these days are operating on a "6' minimum height requirement". And these are not particularly tall women at 5'5" or 5'6", but they have this thing in their heads these days on Tinder that "I like my heels" so add 4 inches onto their height and you need to be 2-3 inches taller again. Completely stupid carry on but that's online dating for you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Divelment wrote: »
    As a single guy on the dating scene though, I never would have thought of it as a factor in what women are looking for. My mate met this guy, slept with him and wouldn't pursue it beyond that night, purely because he had a microcock. He ticked a load of other boxes, was handsome, etc, but this one thing got him dumped.

    Maybe it was less of a microcock and more or a huge flaps issue?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭Divelment


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Maybe it was less of a microcock and more or a huge flaps issue?

    Haven't seen her flaps but I trust her judgement! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,781 ✭✭✭Knine


    myshirt wrote: »
    Average height of man in Ireland is 5'10'' to 5'11'', and a woman 5'7'' to 5'8'', I think that's perfectly fine, there is no need to be breaking your legs to add an inch or two in height.

    I think you will find that the average height of women is a lot shorter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Maybe it was less of a microcock and more or a huge flaps issue?

    She might have had a fanny on her no better than a torn slipper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,046 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Taller for sure. Length of willy doesn't matter half so much as fellows think.
    Willies expand in use: height doesn't!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,762 ✭✭✭my3cents


    I did hear it said...

    Long and thin goes too far in
    Short and thick just does the trick.

    So it has to be girth rather than length.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    my3cents wrote: »
    I did hear it said...

    Long and thin goes too far in
    Short and thick just does the trick.

    So it has to be girth rather than length.

    Long and thin goes too far in which doesn't please the lady
    Short as thick just does the trick and gives the lady babies


    That's how I heard it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Can I split the difference and have half an inch for each?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    I'm good on both thanks.

    6f5 9inch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭Harika


    We have this saying, one inch more and you would be a king, one inch less and you are a queen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    I'm already tall at 6'4 but then I'm not sure I want an 11" cock...so il choose neither!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 530 ✭✭✭_Roz_


    Would give my partner an inch of height, I suppose. He's the right height for me, I'm 5'4 and he's about 5'8. If he was 5'9 I wouldn't complain. I might complain if his willy was an inch longer, I feel that would be uncomfortable for me.

    And yeah, it's all about the girth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    frag420 wrote: »
    I'm already tall at 6'4 but then I'm not sure I want an 11" cock...so il choose neither!

    Your hens might appreciate it. Don't always be thinking of yourself! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Seems to me that having an extra inch down below would be easier because you wouldn't have to replace your entire wardrobe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Height vs dick size huh?
    Let's be honest... What's more likely to pull someone: being 6ft3 or packing 9 inches :pac:

    So yeah. Dick size all the way lol.
    .


  • Posts: 745 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Candie wrote: »
    By far the most positive thing you can do for yourself is deal with your attitude to it, and allow yourself to be happy and fulfil your full potential.

    Ah yeah that was 3 months ago, actually am less bothered by it as time goes on I suppose :) Actually my post you quoted seems fairly vitriolic compared to how I feel currently so it's good to feel less bothered. Still going to selfishly feed my hypothetical future kids lots of the worlds limited supply of meat to get them at most an inch and half below average height instead of the 4 inches I'm dealing with. :D (although average heights for 20-something men will probably be 1.5 to 2 inches taller than they are currently by the 2040s so I'll have to take that into account :P)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    I think men are far more obsessed with dick size than women are. 6 inches is fine by me, and smaller wouldn't bother me either unless it was a microcock. I don't particular enjoy being impaled by something massive! Porn dicks terrify me!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 530 ✭✭✭_Roz_


    Height vs dick size huh?
    Let's be honest... What's more likely to pull someone: being 6ft3 or packing 9 inches :pac:

    So yeah. Dick size all the way lol.
    .

    9 inches is definitely too long, that would be uncomfortable to most average womenfolks.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Where's the option to swap your height with your length?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I'd probably take the extra mickey length.

    I'm 6 ft 2 already becoming 6 ft 3 isn't going to change much.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    kjl wrote: »
    I'm good on both thanks.

    6f5 9inch

    state of your 77 inch cock


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