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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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  • #782
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,317 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    branie2 wrote: »
    There was another version where she was clothed, so as not to offend the Holy Office aka the Spanish Inquisition


    i prefer the naked version :)


  • #783
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #784
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,317 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.


    Van Klomp.


  • #785
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    A picture of Jodie Foster at the oscars


  • #786
    DancingDaisy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭DancingDaisy


    Danielle steele books! Stole them from my mothers room and re-read the naughty bits.

    I blame that for my frequent visits to literotica :D


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  • #787
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    DancingDaisy wrote: »
    Danielle steele books! Stole them from my mothers room and re-read the naughty bits.

    I blame that for my frequent visits to literotica :D

    I did the same for a section of a novel called the spymaster


  • #788
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Women's tennis on Eurosport


    This poster of Anna Kournikova also got me through my youth

    https://www.galleryworld.info/galleryworld/AnnaKournikova/anna-kournikova-camel-toe-7.jpg


  • #789
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    DancingDaisy wrote: »
    Danielle steele books! Stole them from my mothers room and re-read the naughty bits.

    I blame that for my frequent visits to literotica :D

    You just reminded me of my older brother's book collection. A certain passage from The Diceman introduced me to the idea of back-passage sex.

    963039.jpg


  • #790
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    You just reminded me of my older brother's book collection. A certain passage from The Diceman introduced me to the idea of back-passage sex.

    963039.jpg

    Too much information there, I think


  • #791
    Benjamin Buttons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Benjamin Buttons


    Daniel Mark Duffy's nude portrait of Nell McCafferty.


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  • #792
    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    DancingDaisy wrote: »
    Danielle steele books! Stole them from my mothers room and re-read the naughty bits.

    I blame that for my frequent visits to literotica :D

    Haha you must reminded me that I was an avid Harold Robbin's reader in my teens!
    Such a master of literature,truly up there with Hemingway,Joyce and the likes.


  • #793
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    illustrations of two women in bikinis in a German Junior Cert texrtbook


  • #794
    paleoperson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Women's tennis on Eurosport


    This poster of Anna Kournikova also got me through my youth

    https://www.galleryworld.info/galleryworld/AnnaKournikova/anna-kournikova-camel-toe-7.jpg

    I don't mean to question the wisdom of your youthful fapping taste, but doesn't her stomach look big there? It looks almost like a rectangle from her torso to below her waist.


  • #795
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    I hope you don't me sharing my specific memories

    or mammories


  • #796
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    illustrations of two women in bikinis in a German Junior Cert texrtbook

    When I say two women, it was a mother and her teenage daughter


  • #797
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    If we are getting all arty then La Maja Desnuda by Goya.

    Are you still banned from the National Gallery?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #798
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    Are you still banned from the National Gallery?

    He's banned from the Prado.


  • #799
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,317 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    Are you still banned from the National Gallery?


    a minor misunderstanding and nothing more. :)


  • #800
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I've wanked to photos of sarah palin


  • #801
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I've wanked to photos of sarah palin

    The one where she's in that American flag bikini?


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  • #802
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    branie2 wrote: »
    The one where she's in that American flag bikini?

    no the leather skirt


  • #803
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,189 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I've wanked to photos of sarah palin



    This was not before the dawn of the internet.


  • #804
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Is Brainie2 the Fapmaster?

    Is there ANYTHING or ANYONE he/she hasn't fapped to in the past?

    Maybe it would be quicker for him/her to list the things that haven't been fapped to?


  • #805
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I'm a man


  • #806
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,189 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    The man, the legend.


  • #807
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    One thing I DIDN'T fap to, was a Sunday Press article about Sarah Ferguson and the topless sunbathing scandal back in 1992. The opening part of it mentioned the stages of going topless to sunbathe.


  • #808
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,404 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    branie2 wrote: »
    One thing I DIDN'T fap to

    Such a thing exists?


  • #809
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I was emphasising the word didn't


  • #810
    Worn Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭Worn Out


    The Bard of Barking, Billy Bragg summed it up well when he sang.

    'With my own hands
    When I make love to your memory.'


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  • #811
    blueser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,852 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I've wanked to photos of sarah palin
    Nowt wrong with that.


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