Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Some of the keys on the keyboard of my laptop are fucked so I'm using my phone more for boards but that means no multi quoting and it's really TA me.

I love eating nuts but my wisdom teeth are only partially erupted so the nuts are stuck in irritating places:mad:

erica74 wrote: »

People pretending they've never heard Despacito:pac:
Come off it! Did you just return from a trip to the moon?

Malari wrote: »

I didn't know what it was until I googled it. Then I realised it was on all the time in our hotel room on holidays in Italy.

Some people don't ever listen to pop music, you know, it's not that inconceivable :pac:

I listen to the radio and watch tv a lot, just not any stations that would play up to date pop. And don't follow anyone on FB that would post that song. So, I'm another one that has never heard it. And by it being super duper mega massive on YouTube, I don't think I ever will











Unless I live at least another 50 years and it becomes "classic"
lol

Robsweezie wrote: »

weeks leading up to the fight, press conference etc.:

''you're a loser, a poser, a joke... I'm the better fighter, my dick is bigger''

''after the fight:

''he's such a hero, a brilliant fighter, honoured to face him''.

i get it, its theatre, they have to out dick each other. still TA.

I'm a big cynic and admittedly know nothing about boxing and mma but I think the whole thing was planned by the 2 of them. They made a bag of money each, Mayweather got to look good, McGregor got to look good, they generated new interest in the 2 sports and they generated a load of money for the various organisations involved.

erica74 wrote: »

I'm a big cynic and admittedly know nothing about boxing and mma but I think the whole thing was planned by the 2 of them. They made a bag of money each, Mayweather got to look good, McGregor got to look good, they generated new interest in the 2 sports and they generated a load of money for the various organisations involved.

Correct and the saps who ponied up to watch the charade didn't even realise they were being ripped off.

There's nowt as stupid as folk, one has to observe.

What annoys me is they don't even recognise a con trick.

erica74 wrote: »

People pretending they've never heard Despacito:pac:
Come off it! Did you just return from a trip to the moon?

People assuming that other people have been on the Moon because they've never heard of some eejit of a youngfella singing a song on Ye Tube of You. No, I had no idea who this Gazpacho chappie was until he was mentioned yesterday. I listen to Radio 1 or Newstalk in the car, and don't watch scheduled TV. The local t'Woolpack plays endless oldies on Spotify when Reeling In The Years or Sky Sports News isn't on. When people under 30 talk to me most of it is automatically filtered out.

<EDIT> Just looked at it there - it's quite good, nice Latino sound. That gal in the denim shorts is some build of a woman, bah. :cool:

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I've never heard it. Have heard some parody of it and that confirmed I hadn't heard it.

I never listen to pop radio (2FM is for people with high tolerance for abject stupidity), I haven't taken a taxi in God knows how long, the radio in the Turkish barber I go to is on Radio Kerry (!), the local supermarket plays a medley of older stuff, and haven't been out in the only local late bar that might play it since Easter...there are no circumstances in which I'd hear it.

I don't like 2fm, the presenters are very poor in my opinion. I used to enjoy it and the presenters, maybe 8-10 years ago, but it has taken a huge nose dive for me.

Does anyone else think this is the longest week ever?

erica74 wrote: »

Well it's not just on "ye tube of you", it's literally everywhere and if you can hear it's highly unusual that you haven't heard it (whether you are listening to it intentionally or not) somewhere.
I just think it's hilarious. It's like when people scoff and say "oh I'm not on social media" as if it makes them superior:pac:

Anyway I'll leave it at that.

I'm not on social media either. It doesn't make me superior, it makes me not on social media, because I'm not interested in it.

Guy: "I deleted the weather app off my phone"
Girl: "But how do you know what to wear?" BECAUSE SHE STILL HAS FUCKING EYES!!!

Your Face wrote: »

When a courier tracking service states they tried to deliver but nobody was home.

Well I was at home and no attempt at delivery was made.

Actual raaaaaaaaaaaaaage!

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

The mother in law is coming to visit for a few days. She is nice and we get on well but it's a bit awkward, she doesn't have that much English and I don't have that much German so there are a lot of awkward silences if the missus leaves us alone!

Wear a monocle and try to get your hands on a make-up artificial dueling-scar crossing your left eye vertically. It'll make her feel more comfortable.

TV3's new program schedule!

We are going to have among other piles of sh1te, Ireland's Got Talent and Living with Lucy (where Lucy gets to live with that attention seeking muppet Katie Hopkins...giving her even more undeserved publicity) with hilarious consequences. I made up the last bit.

jimgoose wrote: »

Wear a monocle and try to get your hands on a make-up artificial dueling-scar crossing your left eye vertically. It'll make her feel more comfortable.

And don't mention ze var!:)