Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

retro:electro · 30-08-2017 12:55PM

Have a bloody blister on the roof of my mouth. I'm also producing a Mount Vesuvius looking mother fcuking spot on my chin. One of those big hard red ones that don't come to a head so they just sit there looking ugly and red raw for about a week. My whole face hurts. Ugh fcuk off.

OldNotWIse · 30-08-2017 01:03PM

Wanting a post lunch snooze but having to be an adult. Having loads of money in my account on payday and then basically having to squander half of it on sensible stuff like bills and mortgage. :mad:

Malari · 30-08-2017 01:25PM

I was queuing for a self-service till when the teenager behind me with his mother decided he needed to leave the queue, and just shoved past me! The mother says "oh, say excuse me to the lady."

Sorry but if your 14 or 15 year old doesn't already know not to just shove people out of the way, that's pathetic :mad:

30-08-2017 01:33PM

So, the HSE has put plenty of money into asking us have we got our Eircode yet (in case of an emergency, etc): 'Do you know your Eircode?'. So off I went and got it.

Was on the phone with a lovely lady in the HSE today and when giving her my address I said, 'I suppose the Eircode will be useful, too?'. To which she responded, 'Well, actually the HSE system doesn't accept the Eircode yet.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8lWS_iOhfM

northgirl · 30-08-2017 01:40PM

I have to go away overnight for 1 night and I can't think what to wear or pack. Sudden realisation I really have no clothes.

FanadMan · 30-08-2017 01:45PM

osarusan wrote: »

I have adblock on my browser but i am still getting youtube ads. Keep think adblock must have been disabled somehow, but no.

If you are using Chrome, use uBlock Origin instead.

jimgoose · 30-08-2017 01:50PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"Fancy a pint after work?"
"Yeah, that sound great and we can go hang gliding after"
:mad:

Oh, here we go. Assault courses. Trampolining. Foot-golf, whatever in Hades that is. Water-slides. Fuckin' water-slides, you know. I'm 45 years old, for fuck sake! I want a convenient, upmarket City location, I want Led Zeppelin rocking in the background, I want cold beer, I want barbecued meat slabs with extra cholesterol. I do not want "activities", the corporate equivalent of the fat girl in the nightclub running around screeching "We're having the craic! We're great craic! I'm great craic! Aren't I?? Aren't IIIIII????" :mad:

MagicIRL · 30-08-2017 01:56PM

Trying to set up a joint savings account. None of it makes sense. Decide to ring the 'New Customer' number for some advice. Oh they don't give out information over the phone because the poor lad isn't from the Savings depart. Offfffcourseyourefúckingnot. :mad:

I want to save this amount, with this person and deposit extra to it if I need to. Why is that so freaking difficult for a bank to offer me.

Take my god damned money!! please!! :mad:

retro:electro · 30-08-2017 02:15PM

Was just in Dunnes there doing some food shopping. Jaysus. When are kids back to school again? They're gone feral

erica74 · 30-08-2017 02:22PM

The amount of views Despacito has on YouTube.

Badly Drunk Boy · 30-08-2017 03:00PM

erica74 wrote: »

The amount of views Despacito has on YouTube.

I was doing a crossword in my parents' house the other and that was the only clue I couldn't get. The clue was 'The most watched song on YouTube' but I refused to google it. Despacito fits, though. I still don't know what it is, and refuse to find out.

I'm trivially annoyed that I was having a grand, laid-back afternoon, taking my time with my work, when four different people came in separately and stole the time for the jobs that I would easily have finished by 4, when my shift ends. Now I'll be here 'til 4.30, I reckon.

Boom_Bap · 30-08-2017 03:03PM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I was doing a crossword in my parents' house the other and that was the only clue I couldn't get. The clue was 'The most watched song on YouTube' but I refused to google it. Despacito fits, though. I still don't know what it is, and refuse to find out.

I'm trivially annoyed that I was having a grand, laid-back afternoon, taking my time with my work, when four different people came in separately and stole the time for the jobs that I would easily have finished by 4, when my shift ends. Now I'll be here 'til 4.30, I reckon.

Until recently it was Gangnam Style, it has been overtaken now by a song by Wiz Khalifa called See You Again which is a dedication to Paul Walker on the Fast N Furious 453664 soundtrack.

TA for having this useless knowledge.

Jim Bob Scratcher · 30-08-2017 03:06PM

erica74 wrote: »

The amount of views Despacito has on YouTube.

Never heard of it and just googled it there. Nearly 3.5 billion views

Ms. Chanandler Bong · 30-08-2017 04:52PM

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Never heard of it and just googled it there. Nearly 3.5 billion views

It was No. 1 in eleventy seven million Spanish-speaking countries then Justin Bieber got involved with a remix version & set the ball rolling in eleventy seven million English-speaking countries. He kinda shot himself in the foot since by going to sing it live (in Spanish) at a concert but saying "Blah blah blah" into the microphone instead, thus insulting all his Spanish-speaking fans.

Way more than TA that I know this. :mad:

Rubberlegs · 30-08-2017 04:56PM

TA that feckin Despacito song exists at all. Justin Bieber too, he strikes me as a whiny brat.

Also TA when making a big turn the indicator knocks itself off midway through and I have to flick it on again.

retro:electro · 30-08-2017 05:00PM

TA that half the views on that song are prob from me cos it's my 3 year old nieces favourite song and she thinks it's only my phone that can play it :pac:

Ms. Chanandler Bong · 30-08-2017 05:04PM

anna080 wrote: »

TA that half the views on that song are prob from me cos it's my 3 year old nieces favourite song and she thinks it's only my phone that can play it :pac:

That is an incredibly ingenious move on her parents part!!!

mikemac2 · 30-08-2017 05:44PM

Into my local pub for a quiet pint after work and some bar food

The local barstooler is given control of the remote control and blares the TV loud. Hey we all like Reeling in the years but he gives the pub a commentary

Charlie Haughey bla bla
Bob Geldof rabble rabble
Sebastian Coe in the Olympics (and you with a 20 stone belly critiquing an athlete

My kingdom for a quiet pub without a blaring TV!!! It's all I ask

30-08-2017 06:01PM

mikemac2 wrote: »

Into my local pub for a quiet pint after work and some bar food

The local barstooler is given control of the remote control and blares the TV loud. Hey we all like Reeling in the years but he gives the pub a commentary

Charlie Haughey bla bla
Bob Geldof rabble rabble
Sebastian Coe in the Olympics (and you with a 20 stone belly critiquing an athlete

My kingdom for a quiet pub without a blaring TV!!! It's all I ask

This tv & radio noise in every pub/waiting room in Ireland, and litter/dirty pub toilets, are my two massive dislikes about Irish society.

Haven't gone to a pub in years now entirely because it was so hard to have a chat with the blaring sports etc on tv in every pub (excluding about 7 tv-free pubs in Dublin).

Far too much radio/tv/advertising noise foisted upon us. Turn it off, all of them.

erica74 · 30-08-2017 06:59PM

People pretending they've never heard Despacito:pac:
Come off it! Did you just return from a trip to the moon?

bottlebrush · 30-08-2017 07:02PM

Always forgetting whether or not I have switched off the immersion.
TA that my immersion switch is way back in the corner of my hotpress and not somewhere more visibie, downstairs, and with big flashing lights telling me if it's still on

retro:electro · 30-08-2017 07:06PM

Ms. Chanandler Bong wrote: »

That is an incredibly ingenious move on her parents part!!!

Very clever but now whenever she sees me before even saying hello she says "play cito!"
Ta that I'm a big softie and she has me wrapped around her finger.

SecretsOfEarth · 30-08-2017 07:28PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Until recently it was Gangnam Style, it has been overtaken now by a song by Wiz Khalifa called See You Again which is a dedication to Paul Walker on the Fast N Furious 453664 soundtrack.

TA for having this useless knowledge.

Despacito recently took the #1 spot from See You Again (Jesus wept).

TA that physical music is dying a death!

Malari · 30-08-2017 08:23PM

erica74 wrote: »

People pretending they've never heard Despacito:pac:
Come off it! Did you just return from a trip to the moon?

I didn't know what it was until I googled it. Then I realised it was on all the time in our hotel room on holidays in Italy.

Some people don't ever listen to pop music, you know, it's not that inconceivable :pac:

erica74 · 30-08-2017 08:31PM

Malari wrote: »

I didn't know what it was until I googled it. Then I realised it was on all the time in our hotel room on holidays in Italy.

Some people don't ever listen to pop music, you know, it's not that inconceivable :pac:

I don't "listen" to pop music either but I've listened to a radio in my house, in my husband's van, in the shop, where I work, in the supermarket, in the petrol station, in a taxi, on a bus etc etc etc

ohnonotgmail · 30-08-2017 08:40PM

erica74 wrote: »

People pretending they've never heard Despacito:pac:
Come off it! Did you just return from a trip to the moon?

Only heard it for the first time on Sunday and only because my sister gave me a lift somewhere and she had it on cd in the car.

Bredabe · 30-08-2017 09:10PM

Ppl who are snippy cause THEY cant use the same resources as the rest of us to do their job,

Ta'ed that ppl dont seem to have "next step thinking" as standard anymore.

Bredabe · 30-08-2017 09:12PM

Annoyed that I forgot to put in a ta, and probably will again, cause im forgetful!

Shpudnik · 30-08-2017 09:16PM

Ta that I got a paper cut.

Also TA is that there is a mod warning a few posts back but I'm on the touch site and couldn't be bothered looking back

whoopsadoodles · 30-08-2017 09:19PM

Shpudnik wrote: »

Ta that I got a paper cut.

Also TA is that there is a mod warning a few posts back but I'm on the touch site and couldn't be bothered looking back

Your post is 3900.

The mods are trying to be funny.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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