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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    dan1895 wrote: »
    Pharmacies with their lights on all night but actually close at 7pm

    Are you sure they're pharmacies?ðŸ˜


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    TA'd I've taken on a little art project and my efforts look like they were done by a four year old. I hate it when something looks really good when I visualise it in my head but goes ar$eways when I actually try to do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    TA'd I've taken on a little art project and my efforts look like they were done by a four year old. I hate it when something looks really good when I visualise it in my head but goes ar$eways when I actually try to do it.

    Rosie you'd probably be able to sell it for millions judging by the stuff that's considered to be art nowadays.

    My laundry basket is like the gift that keeps on giving,no end to it and I'm sick of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,866 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    "Professional" people who make appointments and then cancel repeatedly...


    what makes it 10 times worse is they only let you know when you contact them to see whether they will be there as arranged :(

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    When I pick up my dog****, I think he thinks that I want to bring it home cos I love it. So he does more. SIX dogshít bags on one walk today.

    Six. o_o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    anna080 wrote: »
    Burned the roof of my mouth because I was too hungry to wait for my dinner to cool down. Also I officially have PDF; Princess Diana Fatigue.

    I have major PDF. Everytime I turn on the TV her face is there. Leave her RIP. I have no feelings towards the monarchy but she was a human being, not a piece of property.

    I'm TA that I had a gp appointment today at 4pm. At 3:50 I knew I was going to be 2 minutes late so I called and explained. The "lovely" secretary huffed and puffed, said "fine", all this carry on as if it was a huge inconvenience. I arrived at 4:02 and had to wait for 40 minutes. What was the huffing and puffing about you wagon???!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Having a rare soak in the bath when the dog walked in and plonked down on the floor.
    Nothing like the relaxing warm water soothing my aching bones with man's best friend
    for company. The rain tapping gently on the window and the water lapping gently around my loins.
    Until I glanced over and saw my boxers between his paws getting holes chewed into them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,824 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    erica74 wrote: »
    I'm TA that I had a gp appointment today at 4pm. At 3:50 I knew I was going to be 2 minutes late so I called and explained. The "lovely" secretary huffed and puffed, said "fine", all this carry on as if it was a huge inconvenience. I arrived at 4:02 and had to wait for 40 minutes. What was the huffing and puffing about you wagon???!!!

    Had one on Monday for 10:30. Turned up at 10:20 as usual. Normally in and out and on way home by 10:50. But not Monday......was called in at 12:40. One doc to cover two docs surgery. Another example of how low the HSE put psychiatric care on their list of priorities. With all that time I could have been able to eat breakfast and relax before going :mad: And to top it all off, it was a strange doctor. It takes me ages to be able to open up to a new one, so my appointment changed from being about 10 minutes to over 30......

    Still fecked off and it's now Tuesday!

    Edit: I'm even more fecked off cos it's actually Wednesday and I didn't even notice when I was typing the above


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    TA constant game of thrones theories ''that will blow your mind''....its like GOT and clickbait came together to have several hideously ugly babies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    TA constant game of thrones theories ''that will blow your mind''....its like GOT and clickbait came together to have several hideously ugly babies.

    Joe.ie have no fewer than 10 GOT stories on their front page. The lads have gone a bit overboard.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Why is it that now that the primary school is back tomorrow, 5 yr old has started to have lie ins the last few mornings after not sleeping beyond 7.30 all summer? Still in the bed snoozing now.
    Face like a slapped arse for the forseeable on the teenager who doesn't want to do the Leaving and it is all my fault etc etc
    Bananas that are too big. No, that is not a euphemism! Too big to fit comfortably sliced into a sandwich, and hate leftover banana that ends up in the fridge then in the bin.
    So early, so many TAs:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    The absolute injustice of the fact that I was in bed with the lights off at 11pm last night and it still took me about 3 hours to fall asleep and I slept like sh*t. So unfair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭nearzero


    Needing physio on my back & neck since Saturday & only being able to get an appointment on Monday. Then for the physio to be useless & have to go somewhere else on Tuesday which was amazing. 2 days off work unpaid & €100 in the hole for the physio & then for people to look at you in work like you were on holidays or something....

    Yeah so I would 'fake' pain to 'get out' of not being paid for 2 days & put myself more in debt than I am & be miserable. That sounds believable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    The absolute injustice of the fact that I was in bed with the lights off at 11pm last night and it still took me about 3 hours to fall asleep and I slept like sh*t. So unfair.

    I am the opposite way around , fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow, then wake couple of hours before i need to be up :(

    To add to the mornings TAs, bread that makes toast that is too brittle and crunchy .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    I've been sleeping like absolute crap the last 2 weeks. My sleep is always brutal but I've a big medical appointment tomorrow that I think I'm worrying about a lot. I hope I will sleep better tomorrow night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    Northgirl Me too. TA I can't get a decent night's sleep


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    An post where do I start.

    Saying a parcel is in a depo for me to pick up.

    But have no doc to get it ......

    Lovely that's just great ha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 931 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    I want to murder all the birds in my area (the flying kind lol) can you please shut up, its 6am and I really need this final hour of sleep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    A fly, a perverted one I assume, actually flew down the top of my dress this morning as I got onto the bus. I didn't know what the f*ck it was, thought it was a leaf or something. Shook a little but obviously couldn't conduct full investigation of cleavage area as a bus full of people approached. figured whatever it was had fallen out and got a seat, got settled etc and then he appeared in my sleeve! :eek::( I had to shake him down my arm and out the sleeve. Eugh. Is life not sh*te enough without that kind of stuff happening.

    TA my ever decreasing willpower. My weight loss was going so well. I must resign to nil by mouth for 48 hours to jumpstart this thing again.

    But I also want a four cheese pizza and chardonnay.

    The f*cker who beeped me for parking this morning. I beeped him back twice as hard. Tw*t. You don't own the road. TA home owners who think they have a claim to public roads. You don't own a f*cking SCRAP of land outside your front garden! Stop being parking Nazis!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Dramatik wrote: »
    I want to murder all the birds in my area (the flying kind lol) can you please shut up, its 6am and I really need this final hour of sleep.

    Reminds me of that scene in Friends where the guy Phoebe is in bed with shoots the bird lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    Man flu day 3 its moved onto my chest :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Every time I breathe my lungs sing a little song, it's like I have a pair of bagpipes down there. No amount of inhaler will shut them up. Shut up, shut up, shut up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Colser wrote: »
    Rosie you'd probably be able to sell it for millions judging by the stuff that's considered to be art nowadays.

    My laundry basket is like the gift that keeps on giving,no end to it and I'm sick of it.

    In the right art gallery, your laundry basket would be seen as a work of art. :pac:

    I'm going to the Electric Picnic on Friday but can't do anything at all to organise myself. Even checking that I still have a sleeping bag is a chore. "I'll look for it later, or in the morning, or when I get home from work tomorrow. Or the following morning." The same for my tents. I've 2 pop-up tents that I brought last year (both for myself), and even though their big enough, and I don't live in a mansion, I don't know where they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    As soon as someone brings up the possibility of an office evening/night out, some knobjockey invariably steers the whole affair towards some variant of rolling around in mud/running through a forest/sitting in a tarpaulin bag in the rain. What in the crucifying unidextrous fuck is wrong with these people??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    As soon as someone brings up the possibility of an office evening/night out, some knobjockey invariably steers the whole affair towards some variant of rolling around in mud/running through a forest/sitting in a tarpaulin bag in the rain. What in the crucifying unidextrous fuck is wrong with these people??

    "Fancy a pint after work?"
    "Yeah, that sound great and we can go hang gliding after"
    :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,972 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I have adblock on my browser but i am still getting youtube ads. Keep think adblock must have been disabled somehow, but no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Spent ages getting information together for someone's appointment, chasing down this person and that person, took me a good day to get it all together, and what happened? The person never showed up for their appointment. And didn't ring beforehand to explain why. Now I have to send all the original paperwork back to the various places it was sourced from.

    :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Someone just stood on the back of my sandal. Rage rage rage rage raaaaaaaaaaaaaage rage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭Doctor Nick


    Manners or lack of. Saying please and thank you is not difficult. Especially if somebody has gone out of their way to do something for you. Have to wonder how some people were raised.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Day 10 of sinus infection, ring GP to get appointment and get offered September 19th. I was *this* close to hopping my phone off the wall.


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