Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

OldNotWIse · 28-08-2017 12:58PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Did you post this before?

On ONW's post about lifts. My TA is whenever I enter a lift and some asks "are you going down?"

My mind immediately delves to the sewer and I have to bite my tongue.

So glad it's not just me

My TA of the day has to be passive aggression. Say it or don't say it.

And also too many carbs at lunch. Why cant adults have afternoon naps the same as babies? What's so special about them? They don't even work. :P

OldNotWIse · 28-08-2017 01:00PM

GBX wrote: »

Deja vu.
The feeling you've read the same thing somewhere a million times before. It's odd. V annoying.

everlast75 · 28-08-2017 01:01PM

Getting a sandwich made up at a deli, getting back to your desk and then discovering it tastes awful

erica74 · 28-08-2017 01:02PM

Dramatik wrote: »

Whenever I buy a cappuccino, the barista asks me if I want chocolate on top? Of course I want chocolate on top! What kind of sicko wouldn't want chocolate on top? What? Are you trying to say I'm fat or something?

Sometimes I jokingly fantasize whilst in the queue about recreating that famous scene from pulp fiction, the ' if any of you mother ****ers move, I'm gonna execute every last one of you ' scene and while everyone else cowers under desks etc. I ask for cappuccino and when the barista asks if I want chocolate on top, I instantly kneecap them before they get to finish the sentence.

Er......
I don't take chocolate on top.
I'm sorry.
Don't banish me from the thread.
Or kneecap me.

Iseedeadpixels · 28-08-2017 01:19PM

Man flu

New Home · 28-08-2017 01:19PM

I love chocolate and cocoa and cappuccino, but I HATE it when they put chocolate on my cappuccino. HATE it. It ruins them both. If I'd wanted chocolate in my coffee I'd have asked for a mocha.

erica74 · 28-08-2017 01:31PM

I keep getting pop ups on my phone "upload your photos to onedrive" - eh get out of my phone Mr. Google!!!

retro:electro · 28-08-2017 01:42PM

TA that I bought a big packet of giant buttons in the shop with the intention of eating a few and now I've the whole lot scoffed. Oh well. It's coming into winter now isn't it? Time to put on 5 stone and hibernate.

Grayson · 28-08-2017 01:43PM

erica74 wrote: »

I keep getting pop ups on my phone "upload your photos to onedrive" - eh get out of my phone Mr. Google!!!

Onedrive is microsoft

Jrop · 28-08-2017 02:52PM

TA recruitment agencies. Got a call today for a job after telling her I want a perm role she offers me a 6 month contract which
I was promised 5 years ago was a perm role. Thanks but no thanks

erica74 · 28-08-2017 03:36PM

Grayson wrote: »

Onedrive is microsoft

Yes, I know that, I'm just making a little joke.

B0jangles · 28-08-2017 04:48PM

73Cat wrote: »

Noel Fielding. I just can't look at him, he freaks me out:(. I couldn't tell ya if he is funny or not as I have never managed to watch him for long enough. And now he is on ads for The Great British Bake Off, FFS. I used to be scared of some weird stuff as a child and I know if I was a child today I"d be running behind the sofa when he came on screen:(

Somebody somewhere said that every photo of Noel Fielding looks as if a bored design intern resized his head with photoshop to see if anyone will notice:

CrowdedHouse · 28-08-2017 04:55PM

^^^ looked up that lad on google/wiki etc and I'm still no wiser..

It's a TA that I actually bothered

snowflaker · 28-08-2017 04:57PM

Some bint on train this eve decides to watch some awful Aussie soap with volume in the clouds!!!

Rubberlegs · 28-08-2017 05:10PM

B0jangles wrote: »

Somebody somewhere said that every photo of Noel Fielding looks as if a bored design intern resized his head with photoshop to see if anyone will notice:

Schhhhhtaaaappp! I can't unsee the fecker now

TA, another post migraine day where there is not enough food in the land to fill me

New Home · 28-08-2017 05:14PM

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

^^^ looked up that lad on google/wiki etc and I'm still no wiser..

It's a TA that I actually bothered

He was in The IT Crowd, if that's of any help.

CrowdedHouse · 28-08-2017 05:22PM

New Home wrote: »

He was in The IT Crowd, if that's of any help.

Thanks for that but tbh I watch very little TV outside of news and a bit of sport, so discussion of popular TV programs just goes over my head

erica74 · 28-08-2017 05:27PM

Waiting on dinner.

FanadMan · 28-08-2017 06:06PM

erica74 wrote: »

Waiting on dinner.

Waiting on sphuds to boil here.........feckin starving!

Ted_YNWA · 28-08-2017 06:11PM

TA at the spate of foodie posts, when I'm lying here with my stomach on a spin cycle.

Shpudnik · 28-08-2017 06:12PM

FanadMan wrote: »

Waiting on sphuds to boil here.........feckin starving!

:eek:

Ted_YNWA · 28-08-2017 06:14PM

Quick, escape while you can

northgirl · 28-08-2017 06:37PM

Being penalised for being single. Agh!

Colser · 28-08-2017 06:50PM

I'm sitting here on the couch with all the windows open waiting for the floors to dry and I know that when they come back from training they'll all traipse in with manky wet boots ,dirty clothes and take showers and soak the floor.This is actually causing me anxiety and I've a pain in my chest ...I'm seriously considering locking the doors and never letting anyone into the house again.I'm meant for better things than scrubbing fecking floors.ðŸ˜

TrustedApple · 29-08-2017 07:25AM

People who have crap headphones and there music is leaking none stop and getting stuck beside then for 30 mins on bus while they are playing ducking Coldplay.

SusieBlue · 29-08-2017 08:11AM

Getting a sh*t months wages because I had the misfortune of getting a 24 hour bug earlier in the month and my employers don't give sick pay.

retro:electro · 29-08-2017 08:25AM

Accidentally just said the word "stiffy" instead of "stuffy" in work. Jaysus. It's gonna be a long day isn't it.

zcorpian88 · 29-08-2017 09:00AM

zcorpian88 wrote: »

This amazing looking waitress, great personality too, who I've been sort of friends with for a while but I've had a crush on her for ages, always a bit of flirting in passing (she became single back in February) waited a little while before asking her out...asked her out in April, turned me down.

I go on Facebook today to see she's with a new guy, and he dresses like a f**king a hardcore rapper and takes a load of ridiculous selfies of himself, have actually seen this gobeen in passing in a restaurant recently too sitting at a table on his own, taking selfies of himself, moving his stupid Dr Dre looking hat all over the place trying to get the perfect shot.

Him....she wants to go out with him! FFS (hits head off wall)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DsXQ_0GqY

Update on the waitress and the rapper lookalike, looks like it's over between them.

Still haven't a hope but still.......Happy, Happy Joy, Joy...until the next misfit comes along!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgflCE7zRpc

everlast75 · 29-08-2017 09:06AM

anna080 wrote: »

Accidentally just said the word "stiffy" instead of "stuffy" in work. Jaysus. It's gonna be a long day isn't it.

Anna - It is really stiffy in here today, isn't it?

Male co-worker - Well it wasn't.. until now

My TA - there is an artic lorry sitting outside our offices idling away for the last 20 minutes, not going anywhere, just the very loud engine running :mad:

Boom_Bap · 29-08-2017 09:38AM

anna080 wrote: »

Accidentally just said the word "stiffy" instead of "stuffy" in work. Jaysus. It's gonna be a long hard day isn't it.

Fixed that for you :pac:

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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