The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

01-08-2017 06:11PM

Have met several Mason's recently and without exception they were bold cheeky spoilt little ****s.

Beanntraigheach · 01-08-2017 06:30PM

poolboy wrote: »

Have met several Mason's recently and without exception they were bold cheeky spoilt little ****s.

That's because you didn't give them the secret handshake.

blindside88 · 01-08-2017 10:40PM

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Surely this thread calls into question the wisdom of permitting the lower orders to name their offspring at all?

I propose a naming authority be established, staffed by erudite cultured gentlemen possessed of exquisite taste (such as myself), to provide respectable names for these benighted unfortunates.

Here here

Well said old bean

heldel00 · 02-08-2017 03:58PM

Ptolemy

CBeebies presenter is reading out birthday cards and i $hit you not, one of them was Ptolemy!!!!

LirW · 02-08-2017 04:43PM

Picked something up from a lady recently that had a baby girl called Rogue.
She explained something something that the name actually doesn't mean X but Y. She seemed a bit like she's not 100% happy with the choice of name anymore.
Sound lass though.

Lorelli! · 02-08-2017 05:04PM

LirW wrote: »

Picked something up from a lady recently that had a baby girl called Rogue.
She explained something something that the name actually doesn't mean X but Y. She seemed a bit like she's not 100% happy with the choice of name anymore.
Sound lass though.

The first thing I would think of is Rogue from The X Men. I think it is a lovely name but I personally wouldn't name a child it.

Hotblack Desiato · 02-08-2017 05:21PM

LirW wrote: »

Picked something up from a lady recently that had a baby girl called Rogue.

Best get a doctor to take a look at it

Colonel Claptrap · 25-08-2017 02:17PM

Latacha.

Why would someone do this to their child?

Ashbourne hoop · 25-08-2017 02:23PM

WAs in Smyths in Drogheda. Dad tells his sister to call her brother as they were going. Sister shouts down the aisle, "Axel come on we're going".....poor child

Falthyron · 25-08-2017 02:50PM

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Surely this thread calls into question the wisdom of permitting the lower orders to name their offspring at all?

I propose a naming authority be established, staffed by erudite cultured gentlemen possessed of exquisite taste (such as myself), to provide respectable names for these benighted unfortunates.

I dunno, certain scenarios would no longer have the same gravitas.
For example:

Mother: "Gerrup ta ur fúckin room now, Genevieve!"

Or

Mother: "Gerrup ta ur fúckin room now, Rihanna!"

It wouldn't be the same swapping all the Antos, Decos and Steos for Reginalds, Walters and Hugos. :pac:

heldel00 · 25-08-2017 08:12PM

Ashbourne hoop wrote: »

WAs in Smyths in Drogheda. Dad tells his sister to call her brother as they were going. Sister shouts down the aisle, "Axel come on we're going".....poor child

When i was selling a car years ago the man brought his two little boys with him - Axel and Diesel.
For their sake i wish i was joking but sadly no.

retalivity · 25-08-2017 09:04PM

Snako wrote: »

Mate worked in a hospital in New York, and said he once came across a kid called J' pronounced Japostrophe

This one of Jermain Jacksons kids??

Jermaine Jr,
Jaimy,
Jeremy,
Jourdaynn,
Jafaar,
Jermajesty......

Nope!

Ipso · 25-08-2017 09:26PM

Good proper Ingerlish names is what's needed.
http://www.infernaldreams.com/names/Europe/Medieval/Anglo_Saxon.htm

Ipso · 25-08-2017 09:27PM

retalivity wrote: »

This one of Jermain Jacksons kids??

Jermaine Jr,
Jaimy,
Jeremy,
Jourdaynn,
Jafaar,
Jermajesty......

Nope!

Jerhavingalaff

Sadb · 25-08-2017 09:27PM

What about George foremans children. He has a George foreman jr, George foreman iii, George foreman iv, George foreman v, George Foreman vi and a georgetta.

MysticMonk · 25-08-2017 10:09PM

Sadb wrote:

What about George foremans children. He has a George foreman jr, George foreman iii, George foreman iv, George foreman v, George Foreman vi and a georgetta.

I bet they regularly get grilled about their names

Sadb · 25-08-2017 10:14PM

MysticMonk wrote: »

I bet they regularly get grilled about their names

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tayto lover · 25-08-2017 10:22PM

I know a couple who have three children 6, 7 and 9.
They're useless at naming children

dense · 25-08-2017 11:21PM

tayto lover wrote: »

I know a couple who have three children 6, 7 and 9.
They're useless at naming children

That's a real coincidence!

- I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house. Ed Byrne

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comedy/comedians/ken-cheng-wins-2017-daves-joke-fringe-full-list-shortlisted/

dense · 25-08-2017 11:22PM

"Nathan" has to be up there with Adolf.

LirW · 25-08-2017 11:24PM

I always see Nathan Fielder in my head whenever I hear that name and it makes everything incredibly uncomfortably awkward.

pickarooney · 25-08-2017 11:59PM

LirW wrote: »

I always see Nathan Fielder in my head whenever I hear that name and it makes everything incredibly uncomfortably awkward.

In what way? Has he offered to improve your business with some creative marketing?

LirW · 26-08-2017 10:53AM

In reality I'm the toy inventor that was featured on the show.

pickarooney · 26-08-2017 04:18PM

The Doink It?

and still ricky villa · 30-08-2017 02:13PM

I never knew Judge Judy was such a goldmine.
EastAsia has just been on suing her mother

The Princess Bride · 30-08-2017 02:29PM

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No comment.

Actually if you'd twin boys you could call them Gulliver and Traveler.

LirW · 31-08-2017 09:47AM

Ahhhh good oul Spike

Conor Bourke · 31-08-2017 09:55AM

The headline on that pic says "Baby names that were give to no boys in 2016"

blindside88 · 31-08-2017 11:07AM

The only names on that list I've ever heard of anyone calling there child are cathal and Humphrey (and obviously Moe from the simpsons)

Hotblack Desiato · 31-08-2017 11:49AM

Moe is a good name - for a dog.

Gravelly wrote: »

Chantelle, in the Irish context, must always be shouted, and is invariably followed by something along the lines of "ged in off the road you'll be kilt"

Chantelle really sounds like it should be a brand of panty liner or toilet paper.

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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