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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

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Have met several Mason's recently and without exception they were bold cheeky spoilt little ****s.

Beanntraigheach

poolboy wrote: »

Have met several Mason's recently and without exception they were bold cheeky spoilt little ****s.

That's because you didn't give them the secret handshake.

blindside88

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Surely this thread calls into question the wisdom of permitting the lower orders to name their offspring at all?

I propose a naming authority be established, staffed by erudite cultured gentlemen possessed of exquisite taste (such as myself), to provide respectable names for these benighted unfortunates.

Here here

Well said old bean

heldel00

Ptolemy

CBeebies presenter is reading out birthday cards and i $hit you not, one of them was Ptolemy!!!!

LirW

Picked something up from a lady recently that had a baby girl called Rogue.
She explained something something that the name actually doesn't mean X but Y. She seemed a bit like she's not 100% happy with the choice of name anymore.
Sound lass though.

Lorelli!

LirW wrote: »

Picked something up from a lady recently that had a baby girl called Rogue.
She explained something something that the name actually doesn't mean X but Y. She seemed a bit like she's not 100% happy with the choice of name anymore.
Sound lass though.

The first thing I would think of is Rogue from The X Men. I think it is a lovely name but I personally wouldn't name a child it.

Hotblack Desiato

LirW wrote: »

Picked something up from a lady recently that had a baby girl called Rogue.

Best get a doctor to take a look at it

Colonel Claptrap

Latacha.

Why would someone do this to their child?

Ashbourne hoop

WAs in Smyths in Drogheda. Dad tells his sister to call her brother as they were going. Sister shouts down the aisle, "Axel come on we're going".....poor child

Falthyron

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Surely this thread calls into question the wisdom of permitting the lower orders to name their offspring at all?

I propose a naming authority be established, staffed by erudite cultured gentlemen possessed of exquisite taste (such as myself), to provide respectable names for these benighted unfortunates.

I dunno, certain scenarios would no longer have the same gravitas.
For example:

Mother: "Gerrup ta ur fúckin room now, Genevieve!"

Or

Mother: "Gerrup ta ur fúckin room now, Rihanna!"

It wouldn't be the same swapping all the Antos, Decos and Steos for Reginalds, Walters and Hugos. :pac:

heldel00

Ashbourne hoop wrote: »

WAs in Smyths in Drogheda. Dad tells his sister to call her brother as they were going. Sister shouts down the aisle, "Axel come on we're going".....poor child

When i was selling a car years ago the man brought his two little boys with him - Axel and Diesel.
For their sake i wish i was joking but sadly no.

retalivity

Snako wrote: »

Mate worked in a hospital in New York, and said he once came across a kid called J' pronounced Japostrophe

This one of Jermain Jacksons kids??

Jermaine Jr,
Jaimy,
Jeremy,
Jourdaynn,
Jafaar,
Jermajesty......

Nope!

Ipso

Good proper Ingerlish names is what's needed.
http://www.infernaldreams.com/names/Europe/Medieval/Anglo_Saxon.htm

Ipso

retalivity wrote: »

This one of Jermain Jacksons kids??

Jermaine Jr,
Jaimy,
Jeremy,
Jourdaynn,
Jafaar,
Jermajesty......

Nope!

Jerhavingalaff

Sadb

What about George foremans children. He has a George foreman jr, George foreman iii, George foreman iv, George foreman v, George Foreman vi and a georgetta.

MysticMonk

Sadb wrote:

What about George foremans children. He has a George foreman jr, George foreman iii, George foreman iv, George foreman v, George Foreman vi and a georgetta.

I bet they regularly get grilled about their names

Sadb

MysticMonk wrote: »

I bet they regularly get grilled about their names

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tayto lover

I know a couple who have three children 6, 7 and 9.
They're useless at naming children

dense

tayto lover wrote: »

I know a couple who have three children 6, 7 and 9.
They're useless at naming children

That's a real coincidence!

- I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house. Ed Byrne

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comedy/comedians/ken-cheng-wins-2017-daves-joke-fringe-full-list-shortlisted/

dense

"Nathan" has to be up there with Adolf.

LirW

I always see Nathan Fielder in my head whenever I hear that name and it makes everything incredibly uncomfortably awkward.

pickarooney

LirW wrote: »

I always see Nathan Fielder in my head whenever I hear that name and it makes everything incredibly uncomfortably awkward.

In what way? Has he offered to improve your business with some creative marketing?

LirW

In reality I'm the toy inventor that was featured on the show.

pickarooney

The Doink It?

and still ricky villa

I never knew Judge Judy was such a goldmine.
EastAsia has just been on suing her mother

The Princess Bride

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No comment.

Actually if you'd twin boys you could call them Gulliver and Traveler.

LirW

Ahhhh good oul Spike

Conor Bourke

The headline on that pic says "Baby names that were give to no boys in 2016"

blindside88

The only names on that list I've ever heard of anyone calling there child are cathal and Humphrey (and obviously Moe from the simpsons)

Hotblack Desiato

Moe is a good name - for a dog.

Gravelly wrote: »

Chantelle, in the Irish context, must always be shouted, and is invariably followed by something along the lines of "ged in off the road you'll be kilt"

Chantelle really sounds like it should be a brand of panty liner or toilet paper.