Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

erica74 · 30-07-2017 03:19PM

E4 keep running an advert some shite program about the feud between Kanye West and Jay Z - I've been watching E4 since around a quarter to 4 and they've run the ad 3 times. Fuck off.

Rubberlegs · 30-07-2017 04:24PM

Having to go back to the supermarket for a third time today as forgot stuff the first two times. Dear Lord, take me now

Rubberlegs · 30-07-2017 06:24PM

73Cat wrote: »

Having to go back to the supermarket for a third time today as forgot stuff the first two times. Dear Lord, take me now

And I forgot butter on the third trip:(

TA, I completely underestimated how I would feel at the recent death of one of the OH's oldest and closest friends, can't get my head around it at all

Surreptitious · 30-07-2017 07:27PM

People calling each other 'caller' on forums trying to be astute but failing miserably.
Videos on Twitter of people trying to be like the Big Brother contestants and guess what? Yup, failing miserably.
Trying not to get a take away and not sure if it will or will not, fail miserably.

snowflaker · 30-07-2017 07:44PM

73Cat wrote: »

And I forgot butter on the third trip:(

TA, I completely underestimated how I would feel at the recent death of one of the OH's oldest and closest friends, can't get my head around it at all

try the old fashioned way of making a list, ticking off as you go.

TA with the attitudes of some people atm

erica74 · 30-07-2017 08:15PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

People calling each other 'caller' on forums trying to be astute but failing miserably.
Videos on Twitter of people trying to be like the Big Brother contestants and guess what? Yup, failing miserably.

What do these 2 things mean?

Surreptitious · 30-07-2017 08:17PM

erica74 wrote: »

What do these 2 things mean?

Like on forums, people addressing each other as: 'oh go on caller'.

The singing in BB this year, basically everyone on Twitter is copying the songs and behaviour and putting up videos of themselves doing these things but it looks really silly.

Tell me how · 30-07-2017 09:04PM

People who put all their shopping in their carrier bags, and then the bags in the trolley before looking at the cashier and realizing they must pay and then they take their handbag from the trolley, open it, get their purse, open it, check how much cash they have and then get their debit card and put it in the reader and proceed to pay. They then reverse the process putting the card in the purse, the purse in the bag and the bag in the trolley before moving away from the till.

I've been doing all my own shopping for 20 yrs and have never seen a man do this, it is always women I've seen behave in this way.
I'm not saying men don't do it but I've never seen it. Ever. So, make of that what you will.

retro:electro · 30-07-2017 09:37PM

Maybe because men don't have handbags and purses :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-07-2017 09:55PM

I hate stingey people. I've been out a few times with a friend of mine and we usually go for dinner for a special occasion. I love wine and will always order a bottle of Wine before I Even look At the menu. I'd have the whole bottle gone by dessert time so it's safe to say I need no help. This particular girl never orders a glass at the initial drinks order but eyes up my wine bottle joking she's going To Chug It, asking if it's nice etc

First few times i fell for it and offer her a glass which of course she accepts. So it ends up us having 2 glasses each and when the bill comes I'm left to pay for whole bottle.

Last couple of times she does her little routine and I don't offer a glass so She'll eventually order 1 glass of the house white and it does her for the entire time

Tell me how · 30-07-2017 10:03PM

anna080 wrote:

Maybe because men don't have handbags and purses

And manage just fine without them.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-07-2017 10:10PM

TA: can't pop my ears so have made my own saline solution that I had to snort out of my hands. Had no baking soda so used breadaoda and now I have a horrible bitter/salty taste at the back of my throat and my ears are still in bits

Fuçk you ears

dee_mc · 30-07-2017 10:33PM

Slept late today so TA1: woke up with a sore back and TA2: won't sleep properly tonight.
Oh for my teens and early twenties when I could compensate for lost sleep by spending 12 hours plus in bed without consequences!

madmaggie · 30-07-2017 10:44PM

Tell me how wrote: »

People who put all their shopping in their carrier bags, and then the bags in the trolley before looking at the cashier and realizing they must pay and then they take their handbag from the trolley, open it, get their purse, open it, check how much cash they have and then get their debit card and put it in the reader and proceed to pay. They then reverse the process putting the card in the purse, the purse in the bag and the bag in the trolley before moving away from the till.

I've been doing all my own shopping for 20 yrs and have never seen a man do this, it is always women I've seen behave in this way.
I'm not saying men don't do it but I've never seen it. Ever. So, make of that what you will.

Thank you for posting this, because it does my head in :eek: They look shocked that they actually have to pay for stuff. I put the Visa card in one pocket, shopping list and keys in another pocket. No need for handbag/purse, and both hands free for shopping and packing.

retro:electro · 30-07-2017 10:47PM

Forgot my dog was in my room and nearly had a heart attack when he jumped up on my bed

New Home · 30-07-2017 11:18PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA: can't pop my ears so have made my own saline solution that I had to snort out of my hands. Had no baking soda so used breadaoda and now I have a horrible bitter/salty taste at the back of my throat and my ears are still in bits

Fuyou ears

Lexie, baking soda (not baking powder), bread soda and sodium bicarbonate are the same thing, and that's the taste they're supposed to have - not that it's any consolation... Saline solution is water and salt in a specific percentage, and you can make your own by boiling water with the right amount of salt in it (obviously not to be used for injections!).

Sorry to about your ears all the same.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 31-07-2017 02:25AM

After finally getting my ear relieved with a cotton bud I pull it out to see the bud saturated with a weird pink mucous/blood.

TA 1: it didn't help
TA 2: can't stop sneezing which is making my ear hurt into my jaw and neck
TA 3: want my breakfast
TA 4: can't sleep
TA 5: debating on putting garlic into my ear as it's supposed to be a good home remedy but knowing me and my special skill of fücking everything I touch up, I'm afraid to
TA 6: when I've too much time to think and tonight's worry is rats climbing up walls and into toilets
TA 7: feel drunk haven't been drinking
TA 8: my eldest dog sleeps as close to my bedroom as he can get. He has bad hips and doesn't sleep on his bed, which makes me feel mad guilty.
TA 9: thinking about what will happen if they die on me I don't think I could bear it

TA 10: YouTube flicks off when I change tabs on my iPad. No tunes

Shpudnik · 31-07-2017 02:27AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA 4: can't sleep

Me neither.

Colser · 31-07-2017 02:32AM

Shpudnik wrote: »

Me neither.

Same here.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 31-07-2017 02:37AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omhml6Zt7ms&sns=em

gitzy16v · 31-07-2017 02:39AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

After finally getting my ear relieved with a cotton bud I pull it out to see the bud saturated with a weird pink mucous/blood.

TA 1: it didn't help

My ears get blocked like that sometimes and I use hot water and olive oil(obvs not too hot but more than lukewarm) on a cotton bud(not a q-tip)...dip the cotton bud in the oil and put it in your ear..if anything is blocking it,it will release it(hopefully).

TA...at my own ear...still fcuked after 5yrs...burst eardrum never been right since.

Scythica · 31-07-2017 06:34AM

When you sit on the toilet too long and get a dead leg and have to hobble off back to the sofa

Iseedeadpixels · 31-07-2017 06:37AM

1. Insurance
2. Stayed up late flirting with someone I don't even like ugh wtf brain.
3. New diet.
4. Monday

Jrop · 31-07-2017 07:39AM

TA that I'm insomnia's behatch, i can't remember when i slept for more than 3 hrs

Winterlong · 31-07-2017 07:54AM

Arrive in to work on a monday morning. Hoping to be eased in to the week. All seems well for 30 seconds and then skype Ping!
The bussyness starts.

nearzero · 31-07-2017 07:58AM

TA'd that I decided this morning some Rescue Remedy might help with some anxiety I have about work, got worse anxiety cause I couldnt find any in the shops that early in the morning! That was just stupid.

Iseedeadpixels · 31-07-2017 08:36AM

color_girl wrote: »

TA'd that I decided this morning some Rescue Remedy might help with some anxiety I have about work, got worse anxiety cause I couldnt find any in the shops that early in the morning! That was just stupid.

King anxiety here, deep breaths, try distract yourself with "grounding" like check your surroundings count whats there etc.

madmaggie · 31-07-2017 11:16AM

TA that I'm feeling rotten when family are coming to visit today. I'm trying to psych myself up to be smiley and chatty, but just want to crawl into my bed.

retro:electro · 31-07-2017 11:17AM

TA that I've done at least a decent hours work and am wondering why I'm not a millionaire yet

omb0wyn5ehpij9 · 31-07-2017 11:18AM

TA that I forgot to put cheese on my bolognese that I brought in for lunch today

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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