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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭storker


    Colser wrote: »
    If anyone is going to visit me in hospital(I've diagnosed myself and it's serious��) please empty the lucozade bottle and fill it with the grape drink.

    Do whatever you feel like doing. If you never call in sick, then do so now with a clear conscience.

    Red grape drink or white grape drink? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    No offence but that's mad paranoid

    it might be paranoid but I think breda be is right.
    we all reveal too much about ourselves online. even here on boards there snip bits of information that could be pieced together to track each of us down.


    you yourself reveal a lot .
    such as your . family history , agri back ground, style of your house , type of work you do and your business, all sorts of stuff in posts. those are just what I remember off the top of my head . if I went looking I'm sure there are thousands more
    I'm sure if I wanted too I could work it out. I'm not a wierdo ( I hope :eek::eek:) so I'm not going to open that can of worms.


    be careful out there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Come and find me if ye like I'm not that interesting and have nothing to offer. TA that I'm a boring turd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭mewe


    father-ted-careful-now.gif

    Sorry, couldn't resist :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    anna080 wrote: »
    Come and find me if ye like I'm not that interesting and have nothing to offer. TA that I'm a boring turd.

    same as my self . boing as hell.

    I'm joking really but we are all really exposing ourselves to weirdoes . I'm sure I could be tracked down if someone set their mind to it. a simple post that means nothing to me could click with someone else and they could work it out


    ta at myself for frightening myself


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    mewe wrote: »
    father-ted-careful-now.gif

    Sorry, couldn't resist :D

    I was going to look for one of barney Stinson saying challenge accepted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I've met people off Boards in real life, it's not like they're going to murder you or something.


    TA only relaxing now.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,706 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Some might. :eek:

    Goodnight, now. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭vegetables


    just anything involving microsoft.

    latex glove time for your personal details.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,718 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    I know I'm over reacting but I'm tired and cranky so bleh

    First shop this morning had no white bread so couldn't get a sambo :(

    2nd shop, the deli assistant made me stand there for a few mins while she emptied trays, says something to her co worker and proceeds to glare her for another minute, I ask for my sambo and she says sorry not ready until 7! I could hardly wait 15 mins :mad: got a sausage roll and trudged off :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    it might be paranoid but I think breda be is right.
    we all reveal too much about ourselves online. even here on boards there snip bits of information that could be pieced together to track each of us down.


    you yourself reveal a lot .
    such as your . family history , agri back ground, style of your house , type of work you do and your business, all sorts of stuff in posts. those are just what I remember off the top of my head . if I went looking I'm sure there are thousands more
    I'm sure if I wanted too I could work it out. I'm not a wierdo ( I hope :eek::eek:) so I'm not going to open that can of worms.


    be careful out there
    But who knows what is true or embellished? Can't believe everything we read online :)



    TA: going for drinks with a friend. She buys me a drink (a kopperberg 5.50) so I've to get her one back. What do you want? "Double vodka and red bull - the real red bull not that other ****e". 10 euro for two vodkas and 4 ****ing 70 for a can of red bull. Are you serious like?!

    I don't know which I'm more annoyed at the fact she asked for basically 3 drinks in one round or the fact I actually paid it


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,706 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    That reminded me of something that happened a good 20 years ago - I was out with some colleagues, and one of them told me, "If you give me £12 I'll get you a cocktail". WTF??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    TA it's shark week


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,142 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    TA'd that i'm all discombobulated
    when i was putting my shoes on this morning i took a look at the clock
    and blinked
    and blinked again

    i was right, it did say 7am
    not 8am as i thought


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Day two of the hostage situation. I would normally be happy by now because it is pay week but I have reached a stage in life where money just doesn't make me happy :( TA my life is so boring right now. Also TA being ignored by the one person you fancy. How am I meant to know what is going on in that silly head? TA thought mind games were only for teenagers! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭DavyD_83


    people that want to have a private conversation in public. either on phone or 2 idiots
    this happened 3 times last week , usually in shops
    they look at you like you are eves dropping. of course I'm not your in my way . now f off out of the way. if you want a private conversation leave the shop or do it at home
    the bad attitude they have is frightening.

    The home version of this;
    My wife will make/answer a phone call while sitting at the kitchen table, then give me filthy looks if I use the blender or laugh with the kids.

    If you want a quiet phone call go to one of the 5 empty rooms in the house, don't expect everybody else to be quiet or leave.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,718 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    But who knows what is true or embellished? Can't believe everything we read online :)



    TA: going for drinks with a friend. She buys me a drink (a kopperberg 5.50) so I've to get her one back. What do you want? "Double vodka and red bull - the real red bull not that other ****e". 10 euro for two vodkas and 4 ****ing 70 for a can of red bull. Are you serious like?!

    I don't know which I'm more annoyed at the fact she asked for basically 3 drinks in one round or the fact I actually paid it

    I drink Vodka and lucozade so if the lads wanna buy me a drink I'll tell them just the vodka as it's similar in price to a pint.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Day two of the hostage situation. I would normally be happy by now because it is pay week but I have reached a stage in life where money just doesn't make me happy :( TA my life is so boring right now. Also TA being ignored by the one person you fancy. How am I meant to know what is going on in that silly head? TA thought mind games were only for teenagers! :mad:

    Drop them a text asking if Tinder is down for them too.

    See how they react to that.
    Poo or get off the potty time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,144 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Lost my other pair of glasses. Thats 2 in a few months have have fallen from my jacket pocket while travelling on my motorbike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Day two of the hostage situation. I would normally be happy by now because it is pay week but I have reached a stage in life where money just doesn't make me happy :( TA my life is so boring right now. Also TA being ignored by the one person you fancy. How am I meant to know what is going on in that silly head? TA thought mind games were only for teenagers! :mad:

    I take it this character is no youngfella? Tell you like him, straight up, but if he doesn't pick up his balls off the deck and load up his cannon for the 21-gun salute, you might just have to take yo' bidnit elsewhere, find a grown man who knows he didn't get it for stirring his tea! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    anna080 wrote: »
    I made carbonara from scratch for dinner and it was delicious, but I'd say I'm a stone heavier after it.
    Also TA'd that Pudsey the dancing dog died. He reminds me of my ball of fluff. TA'd that I can't handle it when any dog dies.

    Sorry to hear the dog died, but why anyone thinks a dancing dog is entertaining is beyond me. I see these dogs on TV, and I think why would you want to make it dress up and bounce around on its hind legs?

    Don't get me wrong, sometimes I wish my own
    dogs were better trained. As in come back to me when called, don't try to ride the visitors and don't **** or piss over there sort of thing. I'd be happy with that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Drop them a text asking if Tinder is down for them too.

    See how they react to that.
    Poo or get off the potty time!

    Ugh God, I wouldn't even know which way to swipe lol. He's an idiot and must be ignored forever more.

    TA the air con noise is driving me mental. I feel like I am in a wind tunnel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Sorry to hear the dog died, but why anyone thinks a dancing dog is entertaining is beyond me. I see these dogs on TV, and I think why would you want to make it dress up and bounce around on its hind legs?

    Don't get me wrong, sometimes I wish my own
    dogs were better trained. As in come back to me when called, don't try to ride the visitors and don't **** or piss over there sort of thing. I'd be happy with that.

    I hear ya on this. Though I think this dog had a neurological condition and home videos of him doing normal dog things just looked like he was dancing and they put it to music. Or has ONW finally lost it? :)

    TA people keep making toast and I can smell it from my desk. Come on willpower!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I take it this character is no youngfella? Tell you like him, straight up, but if he doesn't pick up his balls off the deck and load up his cannon for the 21-gun salute, you might just have to take yo' bidnit elsewhere, find a grown man who knows he didn't get it for stirring his tea! :D

    He's 48 ffs. TA men becoming less mature as they age. 21 gun salute? :D

    TA my relatives descended on the house the other day unannounced with sprogs in tow to see the animals. The pets are not used to kids and were terrified by these little people poking them. My house is not a f*cking petting zoo like!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    He's 48 ffs. TA men becoming less mature as they age. 21 gun salute? :D...



    I'm still ten years old, but I have zero tolerance for bullshit.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I hear ya on this. Though I think this dog had a neurological condition and home videos of him doing normal dog things just looked like he was dancing and they put it to music. Or has ONW finally lost it? :)

    TA people keep making toast and I can smell it from my desk. Come on willpower!

    Ok, I get you. I don't know this specific dog....I just meant dancing dogs in general. Same As watching horses doing the dressage thing....it just seems wrong and no real point to other tha to show you have complete control over the animal. Probably involves some woeful training tactics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Ok, I get you. I don't know this specific dog....I just meant dancing dogs in general. Same As watching horses doing the dressage thing....it just seems wrong and no real point to other tha to show you have complete control over the animal. Probably involves some woeful training tactics.

    Dressage originated with cavalry horses - all those arty-farty looking movements evolved from war-horse battlefield techniques.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Sorry to hear the dog died, but why anyone thinks a dancing dog is entertaining is beyond me. I see these dogs on TV, and I think why would you want to make it dress up and bounce around on its hind legs?

    Don't get me wrong, sometimes I wish my own
    dogs were better trained. As in come back to me when called, don't try to ride the visitors and don't **** or piss over there sort of thing. I'd be happy with that.

    Because he's cute and fluffy :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭CPSW


    People who sit in seats that are not designated to them.  In the cinema especially!!! Drives me nuts


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Dressage originated with cavalry horses - all those arty-farty looking movements evolved from war-horse battlefield techniques.

    Not much call for that these days😊


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