Looking to hire a stripper for a stag

Donald Trump · 02-07-2017 05:48AM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Hope he'd give you a cuddle afterwards at least.

I was naturally hoping/expecting that too.

But apparently

"it's not gay if you don't cuddle afterwards"

Canis Lupus · 02-07-2017 05:55AM

And they say romance is dead.

Richard Hillman · 02-07-2017 07:55AM

Get him a hooker FFS. He's gonna have to look at the same rotten, moany vagina until she divorces him and takes the house. Give him one last day in the sun.

Get him drugs too. The chap has effed up his life. He needs to escape reality.

Winterlong · 02-07-2017 08:54AM

You do know that Athlone is in Westmeath, not Nevada?

02-07-2017 09:02AM

Richard Hillman wrote:

Get him a hooker FFS. He's gonna have to look at the same rotten, moany vagina until she divorces him and takes the house. Give him one last day in the sun.

If you you go down that road, spice it up for him. Gets him a ladyboy.

Wanderer78 · 02-07-2017 09:10AM

We got a groom to dress in suspenders before, some laugh

Ficheall · 02-07-2017 10:36AM

OP, I'll do it for the price of a return ticket to Galway, two nights in the Sheraton, a fish and chips, and €1269.74. No videos, no touching, and no Fianna Fail supporters.

thee glitz · 02-07-2017 10:46AM

You must have meant broads.ie

lawred2 · 02-07-2017 10:52AM

Stag in athlone - grim
Stuck on a boat with a stripper who works in the Midlands - I'm going overboard

phill106 · 02-07-2017 11:14AM

Found three options for ya, all on the one site
now ones a bit gummy if you are into that, ones very wiry and the other one is very dark but gets the job done

https://tinyurl.com/strippers-in-athlone

Looking to hire a stripper for a stag

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