Looking to hire a stripper for a stag

matchboxyouth

Hi,

So I have a stag coming up in August - 20 of us going up the Shannon for 3 days. I'm one of the groomsmen and a stripper has been strongly hinted and suggested by the groom, so I must make it happen.

Anyone have some specific contact details to sort this out and maybe rough price estimates? I believe we're going to be in Athlone for one of the nights, so it would be ideal for the dance to happen on the boat in Athlone. Anyone know how possible this is?

Thanks in advance!

endacl

You might find something at:

www.cliche.com

or

www.noimagination.com

"Stripper in Athlone" is a quite grim concept tbf

Guy:Incognito

Have a whipround to pay for it, pocket the cash and do it yourself.

matchboxyouth

If anyone can help that would be great, cheers.

enfant terrible

A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. Why don't you guys get a magician?

endacl

matchboxyouth wrote: »

If anyone can help that would be great, cheers.

http://bfy.tw/CcPC

matchboxyouth

Tried that, got very little information. Hence I asked for specific contact details.

tomwaterford

A simple google search suggests to me theres a strip club in athlone

Try calling them?


http://cityoflove.com/EN/Ireland/Athlone/clubs.aspx

matchboxyouth

Already tried googling strippers, strip clubs, etc etc in Athlone and there is not a strip club in Athlone by the looks of things.. That link just brings you to a site, but no strip club or details there. Thanks anyway

Donald Trump

Think out of the box,

Have a whip around.

Give the money to the bride-to-be and have her turn up and get the kit off for all the lads.

More money for the Honeymoon and all the lads are delighted.

Everybody wins!

Donald Trump

tomwaterford wrote: »

Ive 7 mins left of free wifi

https://www.stagit.ie/stag-night-entertainment/female-stippers/

At least you are putting those 7 minutes to good use by googling for strippers

sabat

What's the point in shelling out a couple of hundred quid (I'm guessing) to see a pair of tits for a minute or two? Spend the cash on a couple of grams of coke or a bag of pills instead.

matchboxyouth

Cheers for that tomwaterford, appreciate it.

matchboxyouth

sabat wrote: »

What's the point in shelling out a couple of hundred quid (I'm guessing) to see a pair of tits for a minute or two? Spend the cash on a couple of grams of coke or a bag of pills instead.

The drugs and boats were the easy things to get, a stripper has proven not so much.

Donald Trump

matchboxyouth wrote: »

The drugs and boats were the easy things to get, a stripper has proven not so much.

I've heard a rumour that your sister isn't too shy about getting her knockers out for the lads. Would you not give her the gig? (Or maybe most of the attendees want to see something they haven't seen before)

Canis Lupus

Donald Trump wrote: »

I've heard a rumour that your sister isn't too shy about getting her knockers out for the lads. Would you not give her the gig? (Or maybe most of the attendees want to see something they haven't seen before)

Atlantic Dawn

Strippers are so 1985.

Outlaw Pete

Just post an ad on the Escorts Ireland forum. You might get more than you bargained for there though :P

tomwaterford

Donald Trump wrote: »

At least you are putting those 7 minutes to good use by googling for strippers

Sure what else would ya be at :pac:



Hope the op has luck in quest to bring strippers to athlone

matchboxyouth

Donald Trump wrote: »

I've heard a rumour that your sister isn't too shy about getting her knockers out for the lads. Would you not give her the gig? (Or maybe most of the attendees want to see something they haven't seen before)

I don't have a sister, but that kind of talk is easy on the internet. I'll pm you now

Stoolbend

I've been at a stag with a stripper.

It was a bit weird.













I had to video it and watch it back on my phone to not feel like a creep!

Pac1Man

I'll do it.

twowheelsonly

enfant terrible wrote: »

A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. Why don't you guys get a magician?

What's he going to do ? Conjure up a stripper from mid-air ?














They want a stripper..... not suggestions on 'what to do on a stag weekend..' :rolleyes:

Donald Trump

matchboxyouth wrote: »

I don't have a sister, but that kind of talk is easy on the internet. I'll pm you now

Hey Thanks for your PM. I'm really afraid of you now

Although you'd want to find out who is this mystery lady going around and pretending to be your sister and whipping out the twins at every available situation. You should consider making a garda report!

jamesbere

I can do it for you, what exactly do you want done. Stripping wallpaper is fairly straightforward but if it's paint it will cost a bit more

Pac1Man

You two sound so hard...





...for each other.

Donald Trump

Pac1Man wrote: »

You two sound so hard...





...for each other.

He may or may not have threatened me over IM to "love me long time"

:pac:

Canis Lupus

Donald Trump wrote: »

He may or may not have threatened me over IM to "love me long time"

:pac:

Did he explain how he was going to do that?

Donald Trump

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Did he explain how he was going to do that?

"with extreme prejudice"

Canis Lupus

Donald Trump wrote: »

"with extreme prejudice"

Hope he'd give you a cuddle afterwards at least.

Donald Trump

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Hope he'd give you a cuddle afterwards at least.

I was naturally hoping/expecting that too.

But apparently

"it's not gay if you don't cuddle afterwards"

Canis Lupus

And they say romance is dead.

Richard Hillman

Get him a hooker FFS. He's gonna have to look at the same rotten, moany vagina until she divorces him and takes the house. Give him one last day in the sun.

Get him drugs too. The chap has effed up his life. He needs to escape reality.

Winterlong

You do know that Athlone is in Westmeath, not Nevada?

Sleeper12

Richard Hillman wrote:

Get him a hooker FFS. He's gonna have to look at the same rotten, moany vagina until she divorces him and takes the house. Give him one last day in the sun.

If you you go down that road, spice it up for him. Gets him a ladyboy.

Wanderer78

We got a groom to dress in suspenders before, some laugh

Ficheall

OP, I'll do it for the price of a return ticket to Galway, two nights in the Sheraton, a fish and chips, and €1269.74. No videos, no touching, and no Fianna Fail supporters.

thee glitz

You must have meant broads.ie

lawred2

Stag in athlone - grim
Stuck on a boat with a stripper who works in the Midlands - I'm going overboard

phill106

Found three options for ya, all on the one site
now ones a bit gummy if you are into that, ones very wiry and the other one is very dark but gets the job done

https://tinyurl.com/strippers-in-athlone