Looking to hire a stripper for a stag

matchboxyouth · 02-07-2017 01:45AM #1

Hi,

So I have a stag coming up in August - 20 of us going up the Shannon for 3 days. I'm one of the groomsmen and a stripper has been strongly hinted and suggested by the groom, so I must make it happen.

Anyone have some specific contact details to sort this out and maybe rough price estimates? I believe we're going to be in Athlone for one of the nights, so it would be ideal for the dance to happen on the boat in Athlone. Anyone know how possible this is?

Thanks in advance!

endacl · 02-07-2017 01:48AM

You might find something at:

www.cliche.com

or

www.noimagination.com

02-07-2017 01:51AM

"Stripper in Athlone" is a quite grim concept tbf

Guy:Incognito · 02-07-2017 01:51AM

Have a whipround to pay for it, pocket the cash and do it yourself.

matchboxyouth · 02-07-2017 01:54AM

If anyone can help that would be great, cheers.

enfant terrible · 02-07-2017 01:55AM

A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. Why don't you guys get a magician?

endacl · 02-07-2017 01:58AM

matchboxyouth wrote: »

If anyone can help that would be great, cheers.

http://bfy.tw/CcPC

matchboxyouth · 02-07-2017 02:01AM

Tried that, got very little information. Hence I asked for specific contact details.

tomwaterford · 02-07-2017 02:03AM

A simple google search suggests to me theres a strip club in athlone

Try calling them?

http://cityoflove.com/EN/Ireland/Athlone/clubs.aspx

matchboxyouth · 02-07-2017 02:13AM

Already tried googling strippers, strip clubs, etc etc in Athlone and there is not a strip club in Athlone by the looks of things.. That link just brings you to a site, but no strip club or details there. Thanks anyway

Donald Trump · 02-07-2017 02:15AM

Think out of the box,

Have a whip around.

Give the money to the bride-to-be and have her turn up and get the kit off for all the lads.

More money for the Honeymoon and all the lads are delighted.

Everybody wins!

Donald Trump · 02-07-2017 02:21AM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Ive 7 mins left of free wifi

https://www.stagit.ie/stag-night-entertainment/female-stippers/

At least you are putting those 7 minutes to good use by googling for strippers

sabat · 02-07-2017 02:25AM

What's the point in shelling out a couple of hundred quid (I'm guessing) to see a pair of tits for a minute or two? Spend the cash on a couple of grams of coke or a bag of pills instead.

matchboxyouth · 02-07-2017 02:27AM

Cheers for that tomwaterford, appreciate it.

matchboxyouth · 02-07-2017 02:29AM

sabat wrote: »

What's the point in shelling out a couple of hundred quid (I'm guessing) to see a pair of tits for a minute or two? Spend the cash on a couple of grams of coke or a bag of pills instead.

The drugs and boats were the easy things to get, a stripper has proven not so much.

Donald Trump · 02-07-2017 02:35AM

matchboxyouth wrote: »

The drugs and boats were the easy things to get, a stripper has proven not so much.

I've heard a rumour that your sister isn't too shy about getting her knockers out for the lads. Would you not give her the gig? (Or maybe most of the attendees want to see something they haven't seen before)

Canis Lupus · 02-07-2017 02:38AM

Donald Trump wrote: »

I've heard a rumour that your sister isn't too shy about getting her knockers out for the lads. Would you not give her the gig? (Or maybe most of the attendees want to see something they haven't seen before)

Atlantic Dawn · 02-07-2017 02:42AM

Strippers are so 1985.

Outlaw Pete · 02-07-2017 02:59AM

Just post an ad on the Escorts Ireland forum. You might get more than you bargained for there though :P

tomwaterford · 02-07-2017 03:02AM

Donald Trump wrote: »

At least you are putting those 7 minutes to good use by googling for strippers

Sure what else would ya be at :pac:

Hope the op has luck in quest to bring strippers to athlone

matchboxyouth · 02-07-2017 03:29AM

Donald Trump wrote: »

I've heard a rumour that your sister isn't too shy about getting her knockers out for the lads. Would you not give her the gig? (Or maybe most of the attendees want to see something they haven't seen before)

I don't have a sister, but that kind of talk is easy on the internet. I'll pm you now

Stoolbend · 02-07-2017 03:33AM

I've been at a stag with a stripper.

It was a bit weird.

I had to video it and watch it back on my phone to not feel like a creep!

Pac1Man · 02-07-2017 03:36AM

I'll do it.

twowheelsonly · 02-07-2017 03:38AM

enfant terrible wrote: »

A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. Why don't you guys get a magician?

What's he going to do ? Conjure up a stripper from mid-air ?

They want a stripper..... not suggestions on 'what to do on a stag weekend..' :rolleyes:

Donald Trump · 02-07-2017 03:39AM

matchboxyouth wrote: »

I don't have a sister, but that kind of talk is easy on the internet. I'll pm you now

Hey Thanks for your PM. I'm really afraid of you now

Although you'd want to find out who is this mystery lady going around and pretending to be your sister and whipping out the twins at every available situation. You should consider making a garda report!

jamesbere · 02-07-2017 03:40AM

I can do it for you, what exactly do you want done. Stripping wallpaper is fairly straightforward but if it's paint it will cost a bit more

Pac1Man · 02-07-2017 03:40AM

You two sound so hard...

...for each other.

Donald Trump · 02-07-2017 03:42AM

Pac1Man wrote: »

You two sound so hard...

...for each other.

He may or may not have threatened me over IM to "love me long time"

:pac:

Canis Lupus · 02-07-2017 05:12AM

Donald Trump wrote: »

He may or may not have threatened me over IM to "love me long time"

:pac:

Did he explain how he was going to do that?

Donald Trump · 02-07-2017 05:26AM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Did he explain how he was going to do that?

"with extreme prejudice"

Canis Lupus · 02-07-2017 05:33AM

Donald Trump wrote: »

"with extreme prejudice"

Hope he'd give you a cuddle afterwards at least.

Looking to hire a stripper for a stag

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