The after hours blind date extravaganza

A Battered Mars Bar · 27-06-2017 11:47PM #1

So. I've a wife and kid. But you lot need help.

Here's a thread to help.

You post the name of a boardsie you want a pint of bitter and a packet of pork scratchings with. They reply inkind... well then! Take it to PM and roger yer missus a penny farthings worth. They don't reply well sod that then innit.

Here's the catch. It's an honor system. You get rejected/no reply once it's seen by our beloved community so no point posting a second choice as that loser il no doubt say tar be on yer bike mate.

Do one! Classic.

Pac1Man · 27-06-2017 11:50PM

This is how murders happen.

Edit: Fuk it. I'll take whoever finds me most attractive.

frozenfrozen · 27-06-2017 11:51PM

Facekicker

Diarmuidin · 27-06-2017 11:51PM

And big breasts.

27-06-2017 11:52PM

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Am I doing this right?

LadyMacBeth_ · 27-06-2017 11:52PM

LadyMacBeth_

....oh, wait....

The Backwards Man · 28-06-2017 12:03AM

Lorra lorra chuck

pangbang · 28-06-2017 12:04AM

Slop-jaw fandango's all round.

RayM · 28-06-2017 12:19AM

I'll take whoever can handle me at my best. Because anyone who can't handle me at my best sure as hell wouldn't be able to handle me at my worst.

Junkyard Tom · 28-06-2017 12:21AM

Ficheall · 28-06-2017 12:22AM

Is this because TV3 is bringing back Blind Date?

Does this make ABatteredMarsBar our Cilla?

Fr_Dougal · 28-06-2017 12:22AM

Pac1Man wrote: »

This is how murders happen.

Edit: Fuk it. I'll take whoever finds me most attractive.

Mena Mitty · 28-06-2017 12:55AM

I don't do blind dates.

I don't do drugs.

And I don't do married men. So there's not much scope left for me :-)

pangbang · 28-06-2017 12:58AM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I don't do blind dates.

I don't do drugs.

And I don't do married men. So there's not much scope left for me :-)

Youre hanging around the wrong people, methinks

Surreptitious · 28-06-2017 01:00AM

Pac1Man wrote: »

This is how murders happen.

Edit: Fuk it. I'll take whoever finds me most attractive.

You're fierce hot altogether.

Surreptitious · 28-06-2017 01:03AM

I do have someone I like here, well by their posts anyway. I'm too shy to say it though.

Esel · 28-06-2017 01:05AM

Pac1Man wrote: »

This is how murders happen.

Edit: Fuk it. I'll take whoever finds me most attractive.

How does it go again - do they kill you first and then eat you or... ?

pangbang · 28-06-2017 01:07AM

Surreptitious wrote: »

I do have someone I like here, well by their posts anyway. I'm too shy to say it though.

I can barely tell the difference between posters, just vague impressions from a few names.

I sincerely doubt that many people here are indicative of their real live selves. I know I'm not, for one.

Like that trope you see in sci fi films, a beautiful busty blonde woman in a virtual world but being controlled by a filthy, overweight guy in a basement somewhere :P

CPTM · 28-06-2017 01:08AM

Surreptitious wrote:

I do have someone I like here, well by their posts anyway. I'm too shy to say it though.

Ah gwan, if nothing else, you'll make their day.

Surreptitious · 28-06-2017 01:09AM

pangbang wrote: »

I can barely tell the difference between posters, just vague impressions from a few names.

I sincerely doubt that many people here are indicative of their real live selves. I know I'm not, for one.

Like that trope you see in sci fi films, a beautiful busty blonde woman in a virtual world but being controlled by a filthy, overweight guy in a basement somewhere :P

I'm pretty much what I am.

pangbang · 28-06-2017 01:12AM

Surreptitious wrote: »

I'm pretty much what I am.

You see, youre the type that people need to be careful around!

:P

_Whimsical_ · 28-06-2017 01:58AM

This is actually a fantastic idea.

I wish I paid more attention to who's been saying what now.

There could be a continuation thread in one of those forums that allows you post anonymously to hear what the dates were like, all the gorey details, none of the names....lots of the guessing.

There's the potential for a rich vein of entertainment here!

Arghus · 28-06-2017 02:02AM

I never remember who says anything around here.

_Whimsical_ · 28-06-2017 02:06AM

Arghus wrote: »

I never remember who says anything around here.

It's very hard to remember people here for the right reasons. I bet most people could come up with the name of one poster they'd never want to set eyes on though.

Arghus · 28-06-2017 02:21AM

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

It's very hard to remember people here for the right reasons. I bet most people could come up with the name of one poster they'd never want to set eyes on though.

Oh there's tons of those ****.

greencap · 28-06-2017 02:58AM

Must I bring up rule 16 again.

I mean really.

Outlaw Pete · 28-06-2017 03:06AM

I would never go out with someone who thought so little of themselves that they were actually willing to date me.

Lucy8080 · 28-06-2017 04:17AM

I'm not sure if we should take the chance two boardsies breeding with each other.

Might end up with another mod!...*shudders*

Arghus · 28-06-2017 04:28AM

Lucy8080 wrote: »

I'm not sure if we should take the chance two boardsies breeding with each other.

Might end up with another mod!...*shudders*

Mods aren't bred: They emerge.

tomwaterford · 28-06-2017 06:29AM

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

This is actually a fantastic idea.

I wish I paid more attention to who's been saying what now.

There could be a continuation thread in one of those forums that allows you post anonymously to hear what the dates were like, all the gorey details, none of the names....lots of the guessing.

There's the potential for a rich vein of entertainment here!

Boards is anonmus already???

LadyMacBeth_ · 28-06-2017 06:44AM

Well it might be a nice idea to have a thread where you can post about posters that you find funny/amusing/likeable etc. Not necessarily that you want to ride them (that's optional)

The after hours blind date extravaganza

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