The after hours blind date extravaganza

A Battered Mars Bar

So. I've a wife and kid. But you lot need help.

Here's a thread to help.

You post the name of a boardsie you want a pint of bitter and a packet of pork scratchings with. They reply inkind... well then! Take it to PM and roger yer missus a penny farthings worth. They don't reply well sod that then innit.

Here's the catch. It's an honor system. You get rejected/no reply once it's seen by our beloved community so no point posting a second choice as that loser il no doubt say tar be on yer bike mate.


Do one! Classic.

Pac1Man

This is how murders happen.

Edit: Fuk it. I'll take whoever finds me most attractive.

frozenfrozen

Facekicker

Diarmuidin

And big breasts.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Am I doing this right?

LadyMacBeth_

LadyMacBeth_

....oh, wait....

The Backwards Man

Lorra lorra chuck

pangbang

Slop-jaw fandango's all round.

RayM

I'll take whoever can handle me at my best. Because anyone who can't handle me at my best sure as hell wouldn't be able to handle me at my worst.

Junkyard Tom

Ficheall

Is this because TV3 is bringing back Blind Date?

Does this make ABatteredMarsBar our Cilla?

Fr_Dougal

Pac1Man wrote: »

This is how murders happen.

Edit: Fuk it. I'll take whoever finds me most attractive.

Mena Mitty

I don't do blind dates.



I don't do drugs.



And I don't do married men. So there's not much scope left for me :-)

pangbang

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I don't do blind dates.



I don't do drugs.



And I don't do married men. So there's not much scope left for me :-)

Youre hanging around the wrong people, methinks

Surreptitious

Pac1Man wrote: »

This is how murders happen.

Edit: Fuk it. I'll take whoever finds me most attractive.

You're fierce hot altogether.

Surreptitious

I do have someone I like here, well by their posts anyway. I'm too shy to say it though.

Esel

Pac1Man wrote: »

This is how murders happen.

Edit: Fuk it. I'll take whoever finds me most attractive.

How does it go again - do they kill you first and then eat you or... ?

pangbang

Surreptitious wrote: »

I do have someone I like here, well by their posts anyway. I'm too shy to say it though.

I can barely tell the difference between posters, just vague impressions from a few names.

I sincerely doubt that many people here are indicative of their real live selves. I know I'm not, for one.

Like that trope you see in sci fi films, a beautiful busty blonde woman in a virtual world but being controlled by a filthy, overweight guy in a basement somewhere :P

CPTM

Surreptitious wrote:

I do have someone I like here, well by their posts anyway. I'm too shy to say it though.

Ah gwan, if nothing else, you'll make their day.

Surreptitious

pangbang wrote: »

I can barely tell the difference between posters, just vague impressions from a few names.

I sincerely doubt that many people here are indicative of their real live selves. I know I'm not, for one.

Like that trope you see in sci fi films, a beautiful busty blonde woman in a virtual world but being controlled by a filthy, overweight guy in a basement somewhere :P

I'm pretty much what I am.

pangbang

Surreptitious wrote: »

I'm pretty much what I am.

You see, youre the type that people need to be careful around!

:P

_Whimsical_

This is actually a fantastic idea.

I wish I paid more attention to who's been saying what now.

There could be a continuation thread in one of those forums that allows you post anonymously to hear what the dates were like, all the gorey details, none of the names....lots of the guessing.

There's the potential for a rich vein of entertainment here!

Arghus

I never remember who says anything around here.

_Whimsical_

Arghus wrote: »

I never remember who says anything around here.

It's very hard to remember people here for the right reasons. I bet most people could come up with the name of one poster they'd never want to set eyes on though.

Arghus

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

It's very hard to remember people here for the right reasons. I bet most people could come up with the name of one poster they'd never want to set eyes on though.

Oh there's tons of those ****.

greencap

Must I bring up rule 16 again.


I mean really.

Outlaw Pete

I would never go out with someone who thought so little of themselves that they were actually willing to date me.

Lucy8080

I'm not sure if we should take the chance two boardsies breeding with each other.

Might end up with another mod!...*shudders*

Arghus

Lucy8080 wrote: »

I'm not sure if we should take the chance two boardsies breeding with each other.

Might end up with another mod!...*shudders*

Mods aren't bred: They emerge.

tomwaterford

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

This is actually a fantastic idea.

I wish I paid more attention to who's been saying what now.

There could be a continuation thread in one of those forums that allows you post anonymously to hear what the dates were like, all the gorey details, none of the names....lots of the guessing.

There's the potential for a rich vein of entertainment here!

Boards is anonmus already???

LadyMacBeth_

Well it might be a nice idea to have a thread where you can post about posters that you find funny/amusing/likeable etc. Not necessarily that you want to ride them (that's optional)

Pac1Man

tomwaterford wrote: »

Boards is anonmus already???

Not as much as you'd like.

Your name is Thomas and you're from Waterford.

tomwaterford

Pac1Man wrote: »

Not as much as you'd like.

Your name is Thomas and you're from Waterford.

Busted


I really must change my username at some stage....but id soon be found out rather easily

Collie D

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Well it might be a nice idea to have a thread where you can post about posters that you find funny/amusing/likeable etc. Not necessarily that you want to ride them (that's optional)

What would be the point?

Day Lewin

Lots of fine words, bravado... But not one single poster has taken the bait, yet.

corner of hells

Our own brand of "Jeremy Kyle" .
Just imagine the potential.

Surreptitious

I'm too shy to speak out.

Lady is a tramp

I'll give LadyMacBeth_ a go. If she'll have me.

We can call each other "Lady" in bed ...

fizzypish

RayM wrote: »

I'll take whoever can handle me at my best. Because anyone who can't handle me at my best sure as hell wouldn't be able to handle me at my worst.

`

Did you pull this from FB? Shouldn't you be looking for someone who can handle you at your worst too? Won't you just subject yourself to a string of failed relationships if you just hang with people who only tolerate you at your best moments? Why do men have nipples?

MuffinTop86

If it's fantasy only and you don't have to meet them (what with having an other half in The Real World (TM)) then there's a poster by the name of Aongus von Bismarck that I see pop up from time to time who seems to be like the James Bond of internet forums.
He could be alright for a lash.

LadyMacBeth_

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I'll give LadyMacBeth_ a go. If she'll have me.

We can call each other "Lady" in bed ...

I'm game for that. I can be your first foray into the lesbian world, prepare you for when you hook up with your best friend

Boom_Bap

The tide wouldn't take me out

Winterlong

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The tide wouldn't take me out

It is a blind date...so perhaps we can hook you up with a truly blind poster?

Lady is a tramp

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm game for that. I can be your first foray into the lesbian world, prepare you for when you hook up with your best friend

Ooooh I'm looking forward to this now. I haven't kissed a girl since I was a teenager! I remember it was always so much softer and nicer than kissing boys ...

LadyMacBeth_

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Ooooh I'm looking forward to this now. I haven't kissed a girl since I was a teenager! I remember it was always so much softer and nicer than kissing boys ...

Well, if you think we're good at kissing you can imagine what else we're good at

Winterlong

Get a room !

Kimbot

Surreptitious wrote: »

I do have someone I like here, well by their posts anyway. I'm too shy to say it though.

AH its ok I like you too :P

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The tide wouldn't take me out

Come on Boom ill wine ya, dine ya then 69 ya :P

Mr.Plough

I'd give LexieOnRale a dart. Leaving the country in a few days though so unfortunately it's not going to happen Lexie.

Kimbot

Mr.Plough wrote: »

I'd give LexieOnRale a dart. Leaving the country in a few days though so unfortunately it's not going to happen Lexie.

You'd plough her eh :P

Surreptitious

jonnycivic wrote: »

AH its ok I like you too :P

Aw Jonny * smooches