Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

KERSPLAT! · 18-06-2017 03:56PM

everlast75 wrote: »

My kid not bothering to get me a card today

Ouch

Iseedeadpixels · 18-06-2017 06:00PM

Expecting mothers wishing their partner happy fathers day.....hes not yet tbh.

Prob an unpopular opinion.

Surreptitious · 18-06-2017 06:10PM

People with no insight into themselves. They hide behind a false veneer and lie to the world instead of getting the help they need. They pretend they don't care but they probably care more than anyone. You can't help someone who refuses to even admit they have a problem.

bottlebrush · 18-06-2017 06:13PM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Expecting mothers wishing their partner happy fathers day.....hes not yet tbh.

Prob an unpopular opinion.

There'll be an expectant father and expectant mothers day any time soon.
I feel left out on all these days as my parents are dead and I don't have children.
Ta there's no childless spinster day! !

retro:electro · 18-06-2017 06:16PM

After 28 years of avoiding them like the plague- today I got my first sting from a wasp

Bredabe · 18-06-2017 06:26PM

Anything that isn't stained in sibs house, is sticky with grease,
Every.Flippin'.Thing.

So sick of picking up stained plates/forks and sticking to the shelves.

Bredabe · 18-06-2017 06:36PM

Was out in the weather for max ten minutes and I got burned on my neck and shoulders,
my feet in tatters cause im wearing shoes I've not worn since last summer, blister central,
nothing fits properly because Im retaining fluid with the heat,
ducking and diving to avoid ppl in my circle who are cranky because of the heat.

TA'ed my alleged northern Italian blood is no good in helping me survive temp's over 10 degrees.

Rubberlegs · 18-06-2017 06:38PM

My neighbour plays diddly aye music on hot days. I am seriously considering playing Appetite for Destruction at full whack. But I am a considerate neighbour who does not foist their musical tastes on everyone around.

I left big bottle of mayonnaise in the boot of the car a few days back, didn't even miss it. I found it today all warm and sloshy and had to bin it.

My new Converse have reefed the back of my heel. On top of that I've a new pair of heels to break in for next weekend when they arrive in the post

If I hear "Mam" being called one more time today I will head for the pub.

Fcuk this heat has me really irritable

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Winterlong · 18-06-2017 06:47PM

It is a TA for me that the heat has the population split between those who love it and those who loathe it and get wild cranky. Its like Saipan all over again in our house.

Rubberlegs · 18-06-2017 07:17PM

Winterlong wrote: »

It is a TA for me that the heat has the population split between those who love it and those who loathe it and get wild cranky. Its like Saipan all over again in our house.

I would happily punch the sh1t out of something today if I had the energy with this heat. I could never holiday somewhere really hot, I'd be like a lunatic, be some waste of money!

Samsgirl · 18-06-2017 09:22PM

The beach. Going there, being there and half of it following me home.

madmaggie · 18-06-2017 09:31PM

bottlebrush wrote: »

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Expecting mothers wishing their partner happy fathers day.....hes not yet tbh.

Prob an unpopular opinion.

There'll be an expectant father and expectant mothers day any time soon.
I feel left out on all these days as my parents are dead and I don't have children.
Ta there's no childless spinster day! !

Not like the card makers to miss an opportunity. Spintsers day, count me in.

Colser · 18-06-2017 09:32PM

When someone here goes to the door for takeaway delivery with my money and gives a big tip...very f*ing generous aren't ya.

tomwaits48 · 18-06-2017 10:04PM

****ing cyclists ruining the biggest adult meltdown thread

Setanter · 18-06-2017 10:41PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

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All the "men are bastards" brigade out in full force congratulating themselves and wishing themselves a happy Father's Day because they hate their baby daddy, though funny how there's no mention of the thousands of fathers who fight so hard to spend a minuscule amount of time with their kids fighting against a system that does not support fathers rights in the slightest? Happy Father's Day to those dads. The dads who are denied rights to be dads, to the dads who have to fight tooth and nail to put the child first because your ex is bitter. I am TAd for dads who through no choice of their own are apart from their kids today

It's so sad for the kids and the men.

TA that people can't be kinder to each other, even for a day.

Surreptitious · 18-06-2017 10:59PM

Someone put the heating on full blast and it's 25 degrees today. I really fcking wonder sometimes.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 18-06-2017 11:12PM

Having a lovely night planned and Mother Nature ruining it

The heat

I was poking my ear with cotton buds and hurt it

Feeling needy

Autocorrect on my phone

Being a lazy miscreant

corner of hells · 18-06-2017 11:21PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Having a lovely night planned and Mother Nature ruining it

The heat

I was poking my ear with cotton buds and hurt it

Feeling needy

Autocorrect on my phone

Being a lazy miscreant

Cotton buds are malignant bastards , everyone knows that.

TA , my foot hurts.

Four Phucs Ache · 18-06-2017 11:29PM

Painted the fence, was feckin parched, knew I seen a few cans of coke were in the fridge, but it was coke zero......so upset so I was.

Robsweezie · 19-06-2017 12:33AM

Thinking of chipper food but it's too late and I'm not that hungry, just a nibble on some chips would do.

I never eat from chipper, but I had batter burger and, chips the other day and I think I'm developing a taste for it again.

MuffinTop86 · 19-06-2017 12:45AM

These eejits (my sister included) doing the Happy Fathers Day on facebook just so they can repost their wedding photo and get a few likes, it's baffling.
I went over to mine with a few sleeves of Nespresso and ended up getting a steak dinner and a glass of wine so it saved me cooking, win.

TrustedApple · 19-06-2017 08:22AM

ITs Monday and back to work for the week !!!!!!.

AndyBoBandy · 19-06-2017 08:25AM

TA'd that today isn't bank holiday Monday

Rogueish · 19-06-2017 08:30AM

An interview this morning - I'm asking myself why on earth would I put myself through this and remember that builders are starting work next month....

Cranky overtired and under slept children who got too much sun at the beach yesterday.

Jrop · 19-06-2017 08:42AM

TA at my cat who decided 2am, 3am and 4am were the perfect times to climb all over me in bed and demanded I stroke her

Iseedeadpixels · 19-06-2017 08:47AM

Rogueish wrote: »

An interview this morning - I'm asking myself why on earth would I put myself through this and remember that builders are starting work next month....

Cranky overtired and under slept children who got too much sun at the beach yesterday.

Good luck

Winterlong · 19-06-2017 09:53AM

I know that we Irish are not the best drivers in the world but you would be putting your life in peril by driving anywhere near some of the tourists on our roads.

There was one last night on the M50. They had missed their turn off and just stopped in the middle lane about 20 yards past the exit. What were they expecting to do? Reverse back to the junction. Nearly caused a pile up.

gramar · 19-06-2017 10:00AM

Winterlong wrote: »

I know that we Irish are not the best drivers in the world but you would be putting your life in peril by driving anywhere near some of the tourists on our roads.

There was one last night on the M50. They had missed their turn off and just stopped in the middle lane about 20 yards past the exit. What were they expecting to do? Reverse back to the junction. Nearly caused a pile up.

I saw this last Saturday on a 3-lane road that widened to four with two going left and two going right. Saw what I thought was a car stopped on the hard-shoulder only to realise as I got closer that it was reversing back to the junction so it could cross the two lanes and take the other direction. If you're reading this Mr. German man in the mercedes estate, you are a fcuking twatbag.

foxy farmer · 19-06-2017 10:12AM

Another motoring related one. Drivers who can't stay on their own side of the centre white line when going around bends or corners. I was out hauling silage yesterday and I had to take evasive action to avoid several incidents where people were cutting the corner. One chap was 2ft on my side of the white line when he saw me.
Another was on the phone. To quote a lad i worked with years back when an approaching driver was over the centre line.
"Get back ya hoor I own half that white line."

gramar · 19-06-2017 10:30AM

People signing off work emails with 'cheers'.

I can just imagine them toasting the screen with their mug of coffee as they hit send.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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