Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Gunslinger92

Piddling like a racehorse today cause I'm drinking so much water. Have to walk past boss' office to get to the bathroom. He's gonna think I'm dossing :pac:

gramar

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Piddling like a racehorse today cause I'm drinking so much water. Have to walk past boss' office to get to the bathroom. He's gonna think I'm dossing :pac:

..or tossing...He's probably reading the Ever knock one out at work? thread thinking you're going in for another root at yourself.

LadyMacBeth_

TA'd that I sent a letter out from work yesterday but forgot to email/fax it. I'm not in the office today so I know I'm going to get shyte about it from my boss tomorrow. Maybe I need to stop my office fapping and concentrate on my work :P

Gunslinger92

gramar wrote: »

..or tossing...He's probably reading the Ever knock one out at work? thread thinking you're going in for another root at yourself.

:pac:

northgirl

TA'd that I am struggling to find something to be TH about

retro:electro

Annoyed at myself! I was stopped at a roundabout and must have been in a daze as a bus driver beside me beeped at me and gestured two fingers to his eyes, as in, "open your eyes".. Stupid me thought he was giving me the two fingers so I made a face and stuck my two fingers up to him!! It was only afterwards that my friend told me what he was actually doing!
Oops! Sorry mr bus driver man.
I have bad road rage.

Colser

The weather gods ðŸ˜I'm heading to the marquee and was all set for a scorcher at about 3pm but its now dull,overcast and drops of rain and on the weather forum there's thunder storms forecast..WTF am I supposed to wear..will I bring an umbrella or apply suncream...sandals or boots..changing my mind about what to wear at the last second ..sweat pouring off me and I haven't even left the house..all this carry on will drive me to drink(any excuseðŸ˜).

gramar

Colser wrote: »

The weather gods ðŸ˜I'm heading to the marquee and was all set for a scorcher at about 3pm but its now dull,overcast and drops of rain and on the weather forum there's thunder storms forecast..WTF am I supposed to wear..will I bring an umbrella or apply suncream...sandals or boots..changing my mind about what to wear at the last second ..sweat pouring off me and I haven't even left the house..all this carry on will drive me to drink(any excuseðŸ˜).

Does the marquee not have a roof?

NIMAN

Bressie.

First off, due to his lack of media airtime, he had his moral crusade re: depression. As admirable as promoting good mental health is, I would say he was as concerned about his own media image as others mental health.

So this died off, and then he had to get back into the papers again. Not sure if I remember it fully, but wasn't it to do with pressure of exams? Exams we all had to do in our time, but sure it got his mug back in the papers.

Then the exams finish.....so what does he do next? He needs to get back into the media......lets see....I'm single, why is such a hunk like me single....I feel an article coming on.

http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/bressie-reveals-the-real-reason-hes-single-i-wouldnt-go-out-with-me-honestly-35845359.html

Here's an idea Bressie, you're meant to be a musician aren't you? Why not try to write some good songs and see if that can get you exposure. Or is it easier to get media attention for little effort?

Pac1Man

Co-workers not showering on days like today! They may as well have pulled their sweaty sack around them like a duvet.

gramar

Every single fcuking time Kate Middleton steps outside the door she either 'stuns'...'wows' or ' dazzles' in whatever she is wearing.
Here's a newsflash..she doesn't. She looks like Kate Middleton.

osarusan

Fictional films that end with text updates on what changes occurred in the lives the characters after the film ended. It's fiction you w@nkers, nothing happened to them, what's the point?

Films that end with an array of hilarious outtakes, so hilarious that they look suspiciously like they'd been filmed with an array of hilarious outtakes in mind.

Surreptitious

My phone reception and TV reception are both not working. Kill me now and just be done with it.

Capt'n Midnight

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Autosave is your friend. No-one should be losing work when a laptop crashes or sleeps.

don't get me started

Having to manually set all the auto-save settings in office :mad:

osarusan

Vincent Browne's stammering, stumbling, clusterfu*k while introducing his guests.

madmaggie

Itchy stinging ears due to wax. I've to wait a week to get them syringed, I'll be gone cracked.

Colser

gramar wrote: »

Does the marquee not have a roof?

Don't rain on my TA grammar ya pup..
TA feet hanging off me due to new sandals..went for style over comfort..never again.

Capt'n Midnight

osarusan wrote: »

Fictional films that end with text updates on what changes occurred in the lives the characters after the film ended. It's fiction you w@nkers, nothing happened to them, what's the point?

Films that end with an array of hilarious outtakes, so hilarious that they look suspiciously like they'd been filmed with an array of hilarious outtakes in mind.

done well it's good
Animal House - Neidermeyer was "killed in Vietnam by his own troops."

Best fake out take - Monsters Inc. Abseiling into a skylignt
done poorly ,

But most of time it's dross. :mad:

greencap

Moths - the insects worlds drunkards.

Bumbling all over the house. At least 5 of them.


they're like wayheeeey Im going over he...ahh no I'm really coming back at y...ahh no changed my mind I really am goin over.....woooo back in your face....and I'm gone...no I'm back.


ok ok, enough messing, I'm going to land on this thin....aaah can't land...aaah almost crashed....ok Im landed....quick emergency take off ... and land again.

well that was a good 2 seconds rest back to flying in peoples faces.

Surreptitious

greencap wrote: »

Moths - the insects worlds drunkards.

Bumbling all over the house. At least 5 of them.


they're like wayheeeey Im going over he...ahh no I'm really coming back at y...ahh no changed my mind I really am goin over.....woooo back in your face....and I'm gone...no I'm back.


ok ok, enough messing, I'm going to land on this thin....aaah can't land...aaah almost crashed....ok Im landed....quick emergency take off ... and land again.

well that was a good 2 seconds rest back to flying in peoples faces.

I had to dispose kindly of about 6 varieties of flying species there yesterday cos I left the kitchen window open. One was this moth that was brown with these weird wings which luckily I was able to get rid of. It's an ongoing issue here.

TA weird flying things hanging about.

Robsweezie

my TA in video form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOny8gF9LOw

Lady is a tramp

I'm after picking up a big fat dirty head-cold, I'm all stuffed up and snotty. Feels so unnatural in this heat. (And yes I know colds are caused by viruses and not the weather, but it's still weird! And annoying.)

tomwaterford

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I'm after picking up a big fat dirty head-cold, I'm all stuffed up and snotty. Feels so unnatural in this heat. (And yes I know colds are caused by viruses and not the weather, but it's still weird! And annoying.)

Sounds like hay fever???

When I come out here first used be killed with it and never got it at home....only an ould wan in a shop said to me like. ..just passing comment I'd probably still be suffering

Lady is a tramp

tomwaterford wrote: »

Sounds like hay fever???

When I come out here first used be killed with it and never got it at home....only an ould wan in a shop said to me like. ..just passing comment I'd probably still be suffering

I was thinking that's unlikely that I'd only get it for the first time in my 30s ... just Googling symptoms now though and I've definitely had the swollen eyes for the past couple of weeks, so maybe ... Could be doing without that now!

ILikeBoats

TA'd I'm not at Glastonbury

Speedsie

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I was thinking that's unlikely that I'd only get it for the first time in my 30s ... just Googling symptoms now though and I've definitely had the swollen eyes for the past couple of weeks, so maybe ... Could be doing without that now!

I only got hayfever fur the first time in my late 30s. It's certainly annoying.

TA'd that my predictive text always puts in 'fur' when I mean 'for'.

ohnonotgmail

clients who want numeric fields to be center aligned on reports.

Rubberlegs

My total inability to put CDs back in the right cases. I opened one and it had 3 in it, none of which belonged to that particular case

Lady is a tramp

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

clients who want numeric fields to be center aligned on reports.

It makes no sense! The decimal points should be under each other, or even if you're not using decimals, it still makes no sense! Tens and units people; don't ye remember basic primary school maths!

I feel your pain.

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Don't rain on my TA grammar ya pup..
TA feet hanging off me due to new sandals..went for style over comfort..never again.

"Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad songs
When all hope is gone
Why don't you tune in and turn them on"