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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    TA I probably smell like that recent hygiene thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    TA'd also at the heat.

    Upstairs is way to hot to sleep comfortably in this weather even with all the windows open.So for once in my life, my north facing normally stone cold sitting room downstairs has become useful. I slept on a camp bed on the floor in it last night. Magic. Great night's sleep. And the dog got a great night's sleep also. Poor mite can't handle these temperatures.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Getting some frozen blueberries out of the freezer this am, dropped three on the floor, decided to leave them there as they good for the dogs. They have walked passed them a million times and not a bit of interest. Now if that was chocolate, they would be on it before I knew it was there.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    THE. HEAT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    The only thing keeping me going right now is the fact that it's supposed to get cooler by Thursday.

    Well, that and the heroin.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Come here and tell me how is anyone meant to have a shower in this bloody weather. Just had one there and am that sweaty that I prob smell more now than when I went in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Fainting. Not just fainting but that horrible feeling before you collapse. The vomit bubbling, the dizzy nauseous feeling, the cold sweat seeping out through you, the heart racing, the waves of phantom cool air then boom

    It's horrible and there's nothing you can do to stop it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MuffinTop86


    TA that I get abit obsessed with strange things.
    Someone on facebook shared a story about how it's 10 years since a goth (Morticia reminded me) was kicked to death and the boyfriend who survived was being interviewed.
    The article (Guardian) were fairly PC at describing the town it happened it but the general consensus was it seemed fairly dodge. Next its an hour and a half later and I'm searching for chavs on google maps having read a different account of this town.

    When I was in college I used to walk around dodgy areas staring at the rough people and the travellers. It's TA.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    Sorry but people complaining about the heat is TA. It's not going to last..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,710 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    Fainting. Not just fainting but that horrible feeling before you collapse. The vomit bubbling, the dizzy nauseous feeling, the cold sweat seeping out through you, the heart racing, the waves of phantom cool air then boom

    It's horrible and there's nothing you can do to stop it

    just had to re read that . first i thought you said farting. :eek::eek:

    my ta. not just the bloody heat but everything i touch or sit on is red hot.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    Putting on weight despite eating healthily and exercising. Thank you middle age.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    I was doing some gardening on Sunday evening and got so carried away I didn't take much notice of the swarm of midges/insects around me until my arms starting itching. When I finally looked up I realised that I should go inside. Woke up yesterday morning and I looked like I had the bubonic plague. My arms and legs are destroyed and on one side of my face I look like I have boils :( They even managed to bite my ar$e :mad: Another day later and I'm still in bits. I'm driven demented with itching. The only saving grave is that at least the little fcukers don't carry malaria.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    TA at myself i banged my nail of my desk and it's so sore


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Ta'ed that ppl just dont get how miserable this heat is making me and some of the ppl around me, not even 10 am yet and I've had my head snapped off by half a dozen ppl cause of it.

    Ok, weather "god" time to put the sun away or the temp dial down to normal for ireland, there maybe murders around me if anyone else gives out cause I express discomfort that they dont share, AND telling me to not be giving out about the "lovely weather"

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Bad dreams.

    Wish they'd ever fcuk off. Had loads of them last night, last one being the worst. Waking was a relief but I'm still shook.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    ^^
    I take an over the counter hayfever tablet from time to time, and they (at least I think it's the tabs) give me the freakiest dreams. Borderline LSD.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    The picture of Morticia Adams at the top of this page.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    TA the heat. I wish this weather would fúck right off already. Too hot to work, too hot to sleep. The city is thronged with tourists and skangers and various other people who do not have to work. People's stinking pits on the luas. I;ve had to put the bin outside because of the heat. The stupid fúcking flies and midges, oh my god the midges. I am covered. My eyes are dry and I have sunburn. I HATE the summer.

    Also TA people who put a word into the middle of absolutely. Also TA gobshítes who say "frickin" - listen we are all grown ups here, if you want to say "fúcking" just say it! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,779 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    Bad dreams.

    Wish they'd ever fcuk off. Had loads of them last night, last one being the worst. Waking was a relief but I'm still shook.

    What's the story with this? I've had mood affecting dreams on most nights for the past week or two. Wrecking my head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,779 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    Meanwhile, I do like the heat, but it makes studying even more of a pain.

    My major TA with it, though, is that if I do anything other than sit still bleedin sweat starts rolling down my face.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Seeing sunburned children :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    When you see someone on the train, peering over another person's shoulder to have a good stare at what they're looking at on their phone/tablet. Nosey feckers!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Working from home today and have all the windows open to keep the temperature palatable.
    Neighbours alarm decides to go off.
    Wee ooo. Wee ooo. Wee ooo. Wee ooo. Wee ooo. Wee ooo. Wee ooo. Wee ooo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,718 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    wolfmoon87 wrote: »
    When you see someone on the train, peering over another person's shoulder to have a good stare at what they're looking at on their phone/tablet. Nosey feckers!

    I'm a fecker for this in the cinema waiting for the movie to start :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People shouting at their kids and giving them a hard time. Calling them thick and threatening them. Always the same kind too - loud, mouthy, tough - you wouldn't look crooked at them. Do they even know the heartache that some couples go through to have children?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    TA by my work PC. It's acting the maggot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭RollieFingers


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Currently sitting in my office, at my desk in front of a huge window that doesn't open. We have no air conditioning and I'm nowhere near a door/window with fresh air. I feel like I'm in a greenhouse.

    My phone is registering the temperature at 26 degrees. I have a pounding headache and I have sweat dripping down my temples and my back. I'm not a person who sweats easily.

    This is absolute torture, I feel like I'm slowly melting. This weather is only pleasant for sitting in a beer garden or the beach. Impractical for everything else. I'm struggling to get work done because I'm so hot. My hayfever is also at an all time worst.

    TA'd that I'm wishing this nice weather away because it's impossible for me to work in.

    Try standing beside an industrial oven and deep fat fryers all day during a 12 hour shift in the kitchen in this weather :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,835 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    I f**king HATE that J Beiber song... right from the pit of my stomach :(

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,199 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I like reading e-books, and have a large-screen "phablet" phone for just this reason. However, e-book reader programs are too smart for their own good when it comes to hyphenation - splitting a word across two lines e.g
    hyphen-
    ation
    I've tried several reader programs, and with hyphenation turned on, they all do something like this:
    Four score and seven years ago our fath-
    ers brought forth on this continent, a 
    new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedi-
    cated to the proposition that all men are 
    created equal.
    
    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, test-
    ing whether that nation, or any nation so con-
    ceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We 
    are met on a great battle-field of that war. 
    We have come to dedicate a portion of that 
    field, as a final resting place for those 
    who here gave their lives that that nation 
    might live. It is altogether fitting and pro-
    per that we should do this.
    
    So I have to turn hyphenation off altgother, just so that the excessive hyphenation doesn't drive me mad. :o

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    TA'd I was reading my book in the garden and it suddenly started raining. Had to hastily retreat inside. :pac:


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