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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #2732
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My grand-aunt lived to be 107

    What will you be doing today?


    Today I will be mostly at work.

    Have you ever been offered the services of a prostitute?


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    #2733
    [Deleted User]
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    gramar wrote: »
    Today I will be mostly at work.

    Have you ever been offered the services of a prostitute?

    A couple of times

    If you were in Amsterdam, would you prefer to sample the delights of the red light district or the delights of the various yellow mellow cafe's?


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    #2734
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A couple of times

    If you were in Amsterdam, would you prefer to sample the delights of the red light district or the delights of the various yellow mellow cafe's?

    I'd have a look at one and sample the other one..

    Do you find it difficult to resist temptation?


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    #2735
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I'd have a look at one and sample the other one..

    Do you find it difficult to resist temptation?

    Only if I try.

    Are street performers a vibrant addition to our streets or a pain in the hole?


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    #2736
    [Deleted User]
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    gramar wrote: »
    Only if I try.

    Are street performers a vibrant addition to our streets or a pain in the hole?

    Street Performers are a nice addition but the crowds of spectators blocking my path are a pain in the hole.

    Do you suffer from any ailments?


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    #2737
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Street Performers are a nice addition but the crowds of spectators blocking my path are a pain in the hole.

    Do you suffer from any ailments?

    Too much ale makes me suffer sometimes.

    Can you hear church bells ring from where you live?


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    #2738
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Too much ale makes me suffer sometimes.

    Can you hear church bells ring from where you live?

    I can yep!

    Can you hear cows mooing from where you live?


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    #2739
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Too much ale makes me suffer sometimes.

    Can you hear church bells ring from where you live?

    I can..

    Do you have a doorbell?


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    #2740
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I can yep!

    Can you hear cows mooing from where you live?

    There's no livestock nearby.
    Colser wrote: »
    I can..

    Do you have a doorbell?

    I do. It makes a horribly obnoxious sound and I keep meaning to change it but I hear it so little I can't be bothered.

    Ever get anything weird through the letterbox?


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    #2741
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    There's no livestock nearby.



    I do. It makes a horribly obnoxious sound and I keep meaning to change it but I hear it so little I can't be bothered.

    Ever get anything weird through the letterbox?

    A cheque with a letter saying that I'd be underpaid a few years earlier by the department that paid out the preschool payment..shocked I was..

    Do you claim tax for medical expenses ect?


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    #2742
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    A cheque with a letter saying that I'd be underpaid a few years earlier by the department that paid out the preschool payment..shocked I was..

    Do you claim tax for medical expenses ect?

    I don't.

    If you could do one leaving cert exam again which would it be?


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    #2743
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't.

    If you could do one leaving cert exam again which would it be?

    French...I was robbedðŸ˜

    Favourite accent?


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    #2744
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    French...I was robbedðŸ˜

    Favourite accent?

    Hyundai.

    Do you feel the need to break the silence when in company?


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    #2745
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Hyundai.

    Do you feel the need to break the silence when in company?

    Sometimes if it feels awkward

    Do you always sit at the table for dinner?


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    #2746
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes if it feels awkward

    Do you always sit at the table for dinner?

    Mostly but not always.

    What percentage of your grocery shopping gets dumped?


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    #2747
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Mostly but not always.

    What percentage of your grocery shopping gets dumped?

    I wouldn't know the percentage but I try not to waste too much

    Do you react similar to Marty Mc Fly if someone calls you a...chicken?


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    #2748
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I wouldn't know the percentage but I try not to waste too much

    Do you react similar to Marty Mc Fly if someone calls you a...chicken?

    If Marty told whoever called him a chicken to go and fúck themselves then yes.

    What year of your life would you revisit?


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    #2749
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    If Marty told whoever called him a chicken to go and fúck themselves then yes.

    What year of your life would you revisit?

    Probably when I was ten. It was a great summer that year.

    Is "have a nice life" a good alternative to tell someone to go **** themselves?


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    #2750
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Probably when I was ten. It was a great summer that year.

    Is "have a nice life" a good alternative to tell someone to go **** themselves?

    Sounds a bit Dawsons Creek to me.

    Are you sore anywhere?


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    #2751
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Sounds a bit Dawsons Creek to me.

    Are you sore anywhere?

    No but I've been getting really bad headaches quite a lot lately. Hoping I don't get one today.

    Do you know any other Dawson's Creek speak?


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    #2752
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No but I've been getting really bad headaches quite a lot lately. Hoping I don't get one today.

    Do you know any other Dawson's Creek speak?

    I've never seen it but it looks kinda lame.
    I know Tom Cruises ex missus is the burd who was with Dawson...can't think of her name.

    How far do you live from where you were raised?


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    #2753
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I've never seen it but it looks kinda lame.
    I know Tom Cruises ex missus is the burd who was with Dawson...can't think of her name.

    How far do you live from where you were raised?

    Too far but I like where I live now as well

    Zig or Zag?


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    #2754
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Too far but I like where I live now as well

    Zig or Zag?

    I always preferred Zig.

    Dustin or Snotser?


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    #2755
    [Deleted User]
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    gramar wrote: »
    I always preferred Zig.

    Dustin or Snotser?

    I don't know who Snotser is but I would gamble he is better than Dustin.

    Do you give regularly to a specific charity?


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    #2756
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I don't know who Snotser is but I would gamble he is better than Dustin.

    Do you give regularly to a specific charity?

    Not regularly, I do a few races where the entrance fee is donated to charity and contribute to crowd funding pages and other random good causes.

    Do you groan more sitting down or standing up?


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    #2757
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Not regularly, I do a few races where the entrance fee is donated to charity and contribute to crowd funding pages and other random good causes.

    Do you groan more sitting down or standing up?

    Lying down.

    Do you cross your right leg over your left or the other way around?


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    #2758
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Lying down.

    Do you cross your right leg over your left or the other way around?

    Left over right..I can't really put my right over my left for some reason.

    Do you get your leg over?


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    #2759
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Left over right..I can't really put my right over my left for some reason.

    Do you get your leg over?

    :pac: yes I can cross both left over right and right over left and I can cross my leg twice at once, at my knee and then around my ankle.

    If you can't get over it, should you get under it?


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    #2760
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Sure

    Ever see ringu?


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    #2761
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Sure

    Ever see ringu?

    No idea what that is.

    What food burns the ring off you?


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