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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I didn't see a speed van in a 50k zone yesterday and was doing closer to 60. Today I saw a van on the grass verge ahead and conscientiously made sure I was doing 50. On driving past it was a County Council Water Services van.
    I missed the car ferry by minutes today and it took forever to come back. The delay meant I couldn't stop for tea and a roll at my sisters and had to stay going home to make the school. Warped with the hunger, I can feel myself wasting away :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,639 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I hate the way water runs off your elbows when you are waving your face. And then you're standing at the sink in a puddle.

    So trivially annoying!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,831 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    I hate the way water runs off your elbows when you are waving your face. And then you're standing at the sink in a puddle.

    So trivially annoying!!

    me too :pac:

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    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Noo wrote: »
    In the middle of my shower, the trivial happiness of getting to use my brand new fancy shampoo.....only to find i bought two conditioners.

    Aw Noo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    I've a bit of an upset tummy but it's not really bad enough to warrant a day of whinging. And I'm well enough for tea and toast but not sick enough to dramatically request that it's brought to me in bed. Tough auld life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    The Garda detective currently in Fair City, she looks like the thing from the film Predator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭cbreeze


    Cats who come out at night and walk in your newly cemented path. The cement has set by morning and the paw prints are there forEVER!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    "Video will resume after ad"

    Hotels advertised as dog friendly on search engines but when you go onto the hotel website proper, they tell you and your pooch to fúck off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    So hungry all day. Damn PMT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I forgot to have dinner last night but did have a few glasses of shiraz. No time for breakfast this morning and tied up in work all day. My stomach in in rags :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Plumber is bleeding out some unused rads in sibs house, they spit and gallons of black smelly water sprays over my term books and computer, with the added addition of programme disk!
    Maybe its a sign.
    TATATATA.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,743 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Do you know when your driving down the town and you see a pedestrian walking along the footpath and you want to have a gawk at them to see if you recognise them (or to check them out :D)? Well it's so annoying when they pass by a telephone pole, or some other obstruction, at the exact same moment as you are passing them, hence preventing you from confirming whether you know them or not. Happening to me quite often these days.

    TA'd that I can't be "aware of my surroundings" as I want to be on my travels :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    TA having the hide behind poles and street signs as I walk through town because of the guy who keeps driving through perving on all the pedestrians.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    TA having the hide behind poles and street signs as I walk through town because of the guy who keeps driving through perving on all the pedestrians.

    I hid behind a pole once, she wasn't very happy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 SN00PY


    TA: Waking up late then having to rush to an early appointment. Sets the whole day off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,199 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    The Unicycle.
    Who thinks that's a good idea? :confused:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,081 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    I hate the way water runs off your elbows when you are waving your face. And then you're standing at the sink in a puddle.

    So trivially annoying!!

    I blame gravity myself its a pain the butt, my TA today is bloody Virgin Media halting our internet as the previous flatmate who handled the internet bill has 30 euro credit left in his account. I have tried to contact him in Wales to try and shut the old account as it prevents the new guy in our house paying for our current internet on the new account.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,743 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    TA having the hide behind poles and street signs as I walk through town because of the guy who keeps driving through perving on all the pedestrians.

    You shouldn't have worn those yoga pants then ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    My TA and rant: coming home on the train today, watching the exhausted commuters. I popped into the local pub/carvery, as I didn't feel like cooking. There was the local lazya**e at the bar, really enjoying his dole money. People slogging all week, paying their taxes, it makes me mad. Rant over.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Stop last night my switch died so put it in the dock to charge. Took it out on the bus this moring forgot to plus in the charger last night FML.

    A hour and no video games going to work :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,864 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Discovered a hole in my boot yesterday. Didn't realise till I was already out with friends walking around the town. So I had to just sit in the pub with a wet sock for the whole night and no alcohol coz I was the designated driver.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,831 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    As I get older, every morning after I drink I get a little bit less able for it all....

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    No spaces this morning. Had to park beside close to the militant residents who think they can dictate to people whether they are allowed park on public roads. TA fear of having my tyres slashed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    My psoriasis is killing me. Most of my fingers hurt, my elbow hurts and I can't wiggle my toes. I'd nearly snort nurofen at this stage.

    Also TA is the fact my nose is stuffy, I blow my nose so hard my ears are ringing and less than 30 seconds later it's dropping again. Fu ck you nose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    My psoriasis is killing me. Most of my fingers hurt, my elbow hurts and I can't wiggle my toes. I'd nearly snort nurofen at this stage.

    Also TA is the fact my nose is stuffy, I blow my nose so hard my ears are ringing and less than 30 seconds later it's dropping again. Fu ck you nose

    Same with the nose thing....pollen I think. My eyeballs feel like thru were dipped in iron filings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Same with the nose thing....pollen I think. My eyeballs feel like thru were dipped in iron filings.

    Is that what that is? Every time the weather is like this I get all these horrible symptoms. Post nasal drip, itchy and dry eyes etc. It's maddening.

    TA undiagnosed hayfever.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,703 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Is that what that is? Every time the weather is like this I get all these horrible symptoms. Post nasal drip, itchy and dry eyes etc. It's maddening.

    TA undiagnosed hayfever.

    ...which goes to show that the expressions "What you don't know can't hurt you" and "Ignorance is bliss" are utter tripe.

    My TA - My scanner/photocopier is very slow, and it keeps 'eating' two pages at a time. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    If ignorance was bliss my life would be a perpetual orgasm and it's most def not.
    TA: making appointments for people and having to allocate an extra 15 mins out of your day to those adults to allow for them not being bothered to show up at the allocated time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    There's a thing on the radio now about Bloom and there's some impressionist on it and the radio host has to say who they are doing every time.

    Prior to that there was a bunch of "comedians" singing "funny" songs.

    I can't be doing with that stuff at all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    "Comedian" Harry Hill


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