Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

whoopsadoodles

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.






















































































You absolute inconsiderate mankbag.

salomon

xzanti wrote: »

Public Women's toilets.

Ladies, how in the name of Christ do you manage to get p1ss all over the seat? I get that some like to squat and hover, but mop that mess up before you leave.

Also, if you have a big smelly sh1t, please flush it away.

Some women are absolute pigs.

I used to be health & safety for the building in my own job. I got a lot of complaints about the women's toilets so one day I went in to investigate.

The horror, the horror. I've a very strong stomach but I was dry retching after what I saw. Pee poo and blood

xzanti

salomon wrote: »

I used to be health & safety for the building in my own job. I got a lot of complaints about the women's toilets so one day I went in to investigate.

The horror, the horror. I've a very strong stomach but I was dry retching after what I saw. Pee poo and blood

See this too a LOT unfortunately. Rank.

erica74

xzanti wrote: »

Public Women's toilets.

Ladies, how in the name of Christ do you manage to get p1ss all over the seat? I get that some like to squat and hover, but mop that mess up before you leave.

Also, if you have a big smelly sh1t, please flush it away.

Some women are absolute pigs.

Also: Adam Sandler. I don't think I've ever laughed once at one of his films.

The squat and hover is something I don't understand. If the seat is dry or you have wiped the seat to dry it, why can't you just sit down on it?
It's not like you eat with your arse. Your arse is going to touch a public toilet seat, not your hands. I just don't get the squat/hover.

OldNotWIse

erica74 wrote: »

The squat and hover is something I don't understand. If the seat is dry or you have wiped the seat to dry it, why can't you just sit down on it?
It's not like you eat with your arse. Your arse is going to touch a public toilet seat, not your hands. I just don't get the squat/hover.

:D:D

I do this* (not in work but in public toilets) as it was bet into me as a kid. Even now I am in my thirties and if I am out somewhere with Mam and we are in public toilets she will shout from next door "don't sit down!" for all to hear

* squat, not eat with my arse I hasten to add!

salomon

xzanti wrote: »

See this too a LOT unfortunately. Rank.

It's a serious eye opener for a bloke!

gramar

salomon wrote: »

I used to be health & safety for the building in my own job. I got a lot of complaints about the women's toilets so one day I went in to investigate.

The horror, the horror. I've a very strong stomach but I was dry retching after what I saw. Pee poo and blood

Only yesterday a few lads here at work were telling me about the pipes getting blocked here a few years ago. A company was called to sort out the blockage and the finger pointed in only one direction. Women's pads. The owner went up to confront them about it and surprise surprise they all said they used tampons and put them in the bin, would never flush them etc etc. 'Well, it was hardly fcuking me' was his repsonse.
Then the cheeky mares suggested that it was the cleaning lady who came in a couple of times a week. 'She's here 2 hours a week and she's over fcuking 60' he roared! :pac:

jimgoose

gramar wrote: »

...'Well, it was hardly fcuking me' was his repsonse.
Then the cheeky mares suggested that it was the cleaning lady who came in a couple of times a week. 'She's here 2 hours a week and she's over fcuking 60' he roared! :pac:

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Widdershins

erica74 wrote: »

The squat and hover is something I don't understand. If the seat is dry or you have wiped the seat to dry it, why can't you just sit down on it?
It's not like you eat with your arse. Your arse is going to touch a public toilet seat, not your hands. I just don't get the squat/hover.

As I understand it, it comes from a fear of contracting HIV. A friend said there used to be warning posters on the walls of hospital toilets, and her parents insisted she put paper down on the seat and hover. It would've been the eighties which was when the epidemic happened, I think. It's probably just become a habit for some people, who don't think about the HIV fear at all. I suppose not much was known about the disease way back then.

Rubberlegs

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I would hit someone who said this to me. I'd line them up with twats who say "cheer up" and hit them all indiscriminately.

TA I am sick to death of eating fruit and drinking water. I hate people who naturally love fruit. Fúckin freaks, why don't you gush about pizza and wine instead of berries.

Which reminds me of another TA my crusty, hippy relative who is rearing free range kids. They can get up when they like, go to bed when they like, eat whatever they like. They are free to behave in any manner because it is important for them to be able to express themselves, even if that includes screaming and violence. They were breastfed for 3 years and are home schooled. No vaccines, no fluoridated water, no rules, no sugar, no disposable nappies, no buggies (attached 24/7) and the net result of all of this of course will be no social skills. TA at the last family do the little hippies were ignoring the chocolate sweets and standing by the fruit platter gushing about how much they love fruit, while looking around for a reaction.

Your tree hugging hippy relative TA's me, I could feel my blood starting to boil reading that post

xzanti

That fcuking Trivago ad with yerone tap dancing like a prat.

The other ad with her trying to open the hotel room door; eh you have to push the handle down love.

CrowdedHouse

Despite cutting the lawn less than 24 hours ago there's daisies up again trolling me!

Brendan Bendar

erica74 wrote: »

The squat and hover is something I don't understand. If the seat is dry or you have wiped the seat to dry it, why can't you just sit down on it?
It's not like you eat with your arse. Your arse is going to touch a public toilet seat, not your hands. I just don't get the squat/hover.

You get a much better 'bite' from the squat and hover position and apparently it's easier to 'unload ' as well.

Most ergonomic position from which to discharge a reluctant log, I'm reliably informed.

Open to correction on that, but those Eastern squatties are apparently easier on the system than the sit down ones.

erica74

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

You get a much better 'bite' from the squat and hover position and apparently it's easier to 'unload ' as well.

Most ergonomic position from which to discharge a reluctant log, I'm reliably informed.

Open to correction on that, but those Eastern squatties are apparently easier on the system than the sit down ones.

I really wish you could see my face after reading that.

Brendan Bendar

erica74 wrote: »

I really wish you could see my face after reading that.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3742997/The-great-sit-squat-debate-idea-fills-horror-squat-toilets-effective-better-health-doctor-claims.html


Don't just take my word for it Erica.

erica74

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3742997/The-great-sit-squat-debate-idea-fills-horror-squat-toilets-effective-better-health-doctor-claims.html


Don't just take my word for it Erica.

:eek:
How do old people or impaired people manage?

Ted_YNWA

Just after peeling a small orange & getting sprayed in the eye by some juice.

erica74

I have coconut oil on my scalp/in my hair because I have psoriasis but it's making my head itchy wah wah wah

Brendan Bendar

erica74 wrote: »

:eek:
How do old people or impaired people manage?

Don't want to dwell on this too long Erica but in Kuala Lumpur hotel I visited the impaired convenience and they have this kind of bar across one can kind of hang off and, how can I say,a kind of 'contraption' which you place your buns on and it gently lowers to the desired position where it can be locked and one can evacuate cleanly and well ..on target.

Think of two hands under your buttocks with all your 'pipes ' left in the clear.

Very effective looking I must say and pristine clean.

tomwaterford

Dealing with complete and utter fücking idiots :mad:


Swear if you gave them velcro shoes they wouldnt be able to figure out how to use them :mad: :mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

erica74 wrote: »

I have coconut oil on my scalp/in my hair because I have psoriasis but it's making my head itchy wah wah wah

I find emulsifying ointment onrale for my psoriasis. It helps more than the coconut oil of it's quite active.

TA: I'm not a bit well again there's always something wrong with me, dunno if it's a bug or just one of those nights

erica74

I keep having to tick the I'm not a robot captcha box thingy. Why me?!

gramar

One of the girls on the phone in the office earlier. ...' blah blah blah ah sure at least it's Friday..'....'Friday'...I thought...oh thank fcuk it's Friday, it's been such a long week. Only to realise an instant later that it's not Friday. Silly cow.

SusieBlue

When I get on a full bus in the morning, only to find some people have their legs/handbags on the seat next to them, so there are maybe 6/7 empty seats but the person won't move, so I have to stand.

When a mother my own age and her young son get on at the next stop, and not only does no one move their feet/bags, no one else offers the kid a seat either. So a 4yr old is hanging on to the rail for dear life in rush hour traffic, while the other standing adults, over twice his size, try not to knock him over. All the while, bags and limbs occupy seats that were paid for by people who are standing.

When the mother finally realises the child is gonna hurt himself if he doesn't sit, she guides the child on to the edge of a nearby seat occupied by both legs and a rucksack, and the child has to sit on the very edge of the seat because the girl who owns the stuff/legs pretends to be asleep.

People are cnuts. Happy Thursday!

OldNotWIse

WhiteRoses wrote: »

When I get on a full bus in the morning, only to find some people have their legs/handbags on the seat next to them, so there are maybe 6/7 empty seats but the person won't move, so I have to stand.

When a mother my own age and her young son get on at the next stop, and not only does no one move their feet/bags, no one else offers the kid a seat either. So a 4yr old is hanging on to the rail for dear life in rush hour traffic, while the other standing adults, over twice his size, try not to knock him over. All the while, bags and limbs occupy seats that were paid for by people who are standing.

When the mother finally realises the child is gonna hurt himself if he doesn't sit, she guides the child on to the edge of a nearby seat occupied by both legs and a rucksack, and the child has to sit on the very edge of the seat because the girl who owns the stuff/legs pretends to be asleep.

People are cnuts. Happy Thursday!

Please tell me this is not true.

Jrop

TA that it's not Friday

OldNotWIse

People leaving notes on the OH's car (and some others) telling them not to park there. It's a fúcking public road you moron, you don't own anything beyond your pathetic path of grass.

eisenberg1

To the dozey aul wan with her nose superglued to the windscreen of the blue micra.
Why bother your hole to stop at a yield sign, see me approaching and then pull out in front of me anyway ? And if you must do this , at least accelerate a bit, and not chug dafug along at 15mph!

Noo

In the middle of my shower, the trivial happiness of getting to use my brand new fancy shampoo.....only to find i bought two conditioners.

Wooden flooring in square yards! Like this. WTF. This obscurantist measurement is everywhere with no meaningful metre squared measurement. I just had to say it yesterday to the guy in Heiton Buckley and he said that management decided that as a lot of the builders are still using y2 they would use that rather than m2.

Get the fúck off the stage with this comedy. It's almost 50 years since metric was introduced into this state. 50 years. Is there no law against this refusal to give metric? An entire industry norm of backwardness.