Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

New Home

My TA - when I yawn and stretch, and manage to pull a muscle on my neck. :mad: Ouch.

Brendan Bendar

These arseholes who pronounce 'Cork' as 'Coe-erk.

Kernts.

Jrop

TA that I've pulled a muscle in my ribs The pain is horrible and kept me awake last night

Colser

Jrop wrote: »

TA that I've pulled a muscle in my ribs The pain is horrible and kept me awake last night

I did that about 4 weeks ago ...was yawning and stretching and heard a cracking sound in my rib.Couldn't cough ect. with the pain and it's still there but not as bad,hope yours improves faster.

TA that the world's gone mad and people are impossible to deal with especially this week..I'm also in shocking form ..something's got to give.😭

Bambi985

TA'd that my dentist has scheduled me to get all of my wisdom teeth out the day before a major work presentation and if I put it off I'll be waiting another six months to have it done. My teeth are being a pack of absolute b1tches at the moment so I'll have to shut up and put up and deal with a bloodied mouth / agonising tooth pain on the day.

Anyone had all of their wisdom teeth out on the same day? Am I totally bonkers?

Bambi985

Bambi985 wrote: »

TA'd that my dentist has scheduled me to get all of my wisdom teeth out the day before a major work presentation and if I put it off I'll be waiting another six months to have it done. My teeth are being a pack of absolute b1tches at the moment so I'll have to shut up and put up and deal with a bloodied mouth / agonising tooth pain on the day.

Anyone had all of their wisdom teeth out on the same day? Am I totally bonkers?

I had mine out under general anesthesia two years ago. I looked like a squirrel storing nuts in his face for several days, then I looked like a hamster for a week. Great relief getting them out though, the freedom from pain was tremendous!

I wouldn't have been giving presentations. Or at least, I wouldn't have been making presentations that were understandable :P

If he's doing it with regular anesthesia it's probably different though!

CrowdedHouse

This evening before mowing I changed the oil in the lawnmower.

I have two 1 litre bottles of Castrol oil. One is an old one which is half full with the old oil from the last change, other is a new one.

Drain mower and fill with new oil 500ml. In a fit of tidiness there and then I decide to empty the tray of old oil into the old bottle but I pour it into the bottle of new/good oil instead.

Annoyed - I'm irrationally livid with myself grrrr

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

There was an older lady )66) on bgt. She did a mix as her piece and although she was no Pete tong, it was fun and entertaining and the crowd loved her. The judges were just assholes though, telling her she might get a gig at an old folks festival. Amanda went on to say there wasn't no talent involved. Way to be a nasty pair of spiteful bitches TBH there was nothing to be gained from saying that to her

New Home

TA - I preferred the old thread title.

Colser

LexieOnRale wrote: »

There was an older lady )66) on bgt. She did a mix as her piece and although she was no Pete tong, it was fun and entertaining and the crowd loved her. The judges were just assholes though, telling her she might get a gig at an old folks festival. Amanda went on to say there wasn't no talent involved. Way to be a nasty pair of spiteful bitches TBH there was nothing to be gained from saying that to her

I can't stand Amanda..beyond TAing.

selous

Seriously it's the end of May, and still have an antler on the car,



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s4uv3

Bambi985 wrote: »

Anyone had all of their wisdom teeth out on the same day? Am I totally bonkers?

Yep. Was sound. He did it under sedation, I talked shyte and slept it off and was grand again. I thought I'd be spending days on lovely morphine and "good drugs", but the dentist told me to take a couple of nurofen plus and that's really all I needed.

TA- My ankles hurt from running cos I'm fat. And I need to run to lose the fat. But my ankles hurt. Stupid.

Widdershins

TA because Morphine makes me grumpy (grumpier) and then I fall asleep.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

TA that morphine makes me warm and fuzzy and friendly for the initial 40 mins or so then it makes me vomit like a wild animal

Bitches Be Trypsin

Bambi985 wrote: »

TA'd that my dentist has scheduled me to get all of my wisdom teeth out the day before a major work presentation and if I put it off I'll be waiting another six months to have it done. My teeth are being a pack of absolute b1tches at the moment so I'll have to shut up and put up and deal with a bloodied mouth / agonising tooth pain on the day.

Anyone had all of their wisdom teeth out on the same day? Am I totally bonkers?

I got all 4 of mine out, one was impacted, I was in quite bad pain for 2 days after it and my speech wouldn't have been ideal for a presentation

KatW4

I'm watching The Keepers on Netflix and now I am too creeped out to sleep!

Winterlong

Taxi drivers who have been smoking in their cab just before they pick you up.

mikemac2

Did a job interview and got the usual competency questions give an example of a time when bla bla

TA'd that I stumbled badly through one and then later that afternoon thought of an amazing kick-ass answer. No good to me now though!

TrustedApple

Stupid Repair company's.

We pay for next day repairs on our laptops in work.

3 business days later I am still waiting and they call me every day going we will be there in the morning ......

Sure .......

valoren

The verb 'to trouser' as used by the tabloids.

Usually used to describe exorbitant payment, salaries and such.

e.g. "CEO trousers €1 million in bonus payment" or "He made the putt and trousered $250,000"

Widdershins

TA That I got something absolutely spot on, perfect, and I couldn't replicate it when I tried again. I can't visualise how I did it.

KKkitty

Nothing tastes nice with this stupid throat infection

Cantona's Collars

Seeing cars parked with the wipers left up or halfway across the windscreen just annoys me for some reason.Is the 1 second it takes to turn them off too long people?

OldNotWIse

The amount of people in town is actually driving me mental. I refuse to leave the office now. I will bring lunch in with me or starve. I am not venturing anywhere near people other than those I am forced to be around.

OldNotWIse

valoren wrote: »

The verb 'to trouser' as used by the tabloids.

Usually used to describe exorbitant payment, salaries and such.

e.g. "CEO trousers €1 million in bonus payment" or "He made the putt and trousered $250,000"

And also to "smile" when it should be "said". The lucky punter collected his winnings from the bookies today. "I never dreamed of winning this big" he smiled. Urgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Jrop

TA by randomers who tell me to smile. Eff off ya annoying git.

xzanti

Public Women's toilets.

Ladies, how in the name of Christ do you manage to get p1ss all over the seat? I get that some like to squat and hover, but mop that mess up before you leave.

Also, if you have a big smelly sh1t, please flush it away.

Some women are absolute pigs.

Also: Adam Sandler. I don't think I've ever laughed once at one of his films.

gramar

valoren wrote: »

The verb 'to trouser' as used by the tabloids.

Usually used to describe exorbitant payment, salaries and such.

e.g. "CEO trousers €1 million in bonus payment" or "He made the putt and trousered $250,000"

I never noticed it used like that. Only as getting totally pissed and usually with the word 'absolutely' preceeding it. It appears getting moderately trousered isn't possible.

The lucky winner went out after trousering a cool €2m and got absolutely troused before presuambly pissing in his trousers but hopefully not getting his money wet seeing as it was in his trousers because that's where he trousered it.

OldNotWIse

Jrop wrote: »

TA by randomers who tell me to smile. Eff off ya annoying git.

I would hit someone who said this to me. I'd line them up with twats who say "cheer up" and hit them all indiscriminately.

TA I am sick to death of eating fruit and drinking water. I hate people who naturally love fruit. Fúckin freaks, why don't you gush about pizza and wine instead of berries.

Which reminds me of another TA my crusty, hippy relative who is rearing free range kids. They can get up when they like, go to bed when they like, eat whatever they like. They are free to behave in any manner because it is important for them to be able to express themselves, even if that includes screaming and violence. They were breastfed for 3 years and are home schooled. No vaccines, no fluoridated water, no rules, no sugar, no disposable nappies, no buggies (attached 24/7) and the net result of all of this of course will be no social skills. TA at the last family do the little hippies were ignoring the chocolate sweets and standing by the fruit platter gushing about how much they love fruit, while looking around for a reaction.

OldNotWIse

xzanti wrote: »

Public Women's toilets.

Ladies, how in the name of Christ do you manage to get p1ss all over the seat? I get that some like to squat and hover, but mob that mess up before you leave.

Also, if you have a big smelly sh1t, please flush it away.

Some women are absolute pigs.

Also: Adam Sandler. I don't think I've ever laughed once at one of his films.

This happens in the office and it drives me mental! I usually forget to check, and when I stand up there is a gross wet patch on my buttock. Disgraceful. You wouldn't get that in a kid's toilet, they are better trained.