I Wish they were Dead ?

What's wrong with smithwicks?

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

You work in the civil service

Poor personal hygiene, excessive obsession with rules and fairness (and ensuring people stick to them), difficulty creating platonic and romantic relationships are all tell-tale signs of someone on the autism spectrum.

The false-consensus effect leads us to believe that everyone else is broadly similar to ourselves in the way we act, think and interact with others. And for the most part it's true. The problem is when someone like the OP's colleague falls far outside the bell curve, you're only capable of viewing his actions through the lens of your own mind. And thus you assume he is just a stingy, mean, horrible person, because if you acted like him, that's the person you would be.

A little compassion goes a long way OP. He's a man with a mind that struggles to align itself with the expectations of the rest of the world. He doesn't have bad intentions, he's just interacting with the world in the only way he knows how. Account for his foibles; if they're doing no harm, WGAF; if they keep him calm/happy, then let him at it.

Then both you and he will be able to live your lives not worrying about what other people are getting up to.

To answer the question, no there's nobody with whom I have any direct contact that I would wish dead. Or come to think of it, nobody who's grave I would dance on. If I don't get on with someone, then they don't spend enough time in my life to become a focus for anger.

Even extraneously I can imagine, "Jaysus wouldn't it be great now if someone killed that fncker Duteurte", but I also know that there are another 100 horrible cvnts lined up to take his place, so it's a little pointless.

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

They all laughed at Grimey in the end iirc. So, Homer, along with the house, family etc was a bit of a prick:). I suppose it was like real life.

Homer was portrayed as being thought of as a prick by many people in the community, but we were supposed to see the good side of him to balance that out. And if anyone was ever truely in bother Homer would help them out. I can't remember them laughing, was it at his funeral? They barely knew the man and didn't have and attachment to him I suppose.

Sounds crazy but I think a lot of people would be a lot happier if they lived a little more like Homer Simpson!

OP, I'm shaggin' yer ma as well.