I Wish they were Dead ?

chillin117

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

mackeire

You're just jealous

There's a thin line between love & hate OP

SCOOP 64

By what you say he seems a decent enough lad to me.

Deub

No, I just ignore them.

mikeymouse

Chill

Phil.x

Why would you wish somebody dead for living his life his way and not yours.

PS: get a life.

MRnotlob606

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

Ah I see the problem. Jealousy!

Jim Bob Scratcher

60k no mortgage no kids, dude must be minted, be nice OP he might leave you something nice in his will, like a can of smithwicks

Permabear

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me_irl

So, you're other thread is research then?

Careful lads, these posts could be evidence! :pac:

sjb25

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

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sjb25

me_irl wrote: »

So, you're other thread is research then?

Careful lads, these posts could be evidence! :pac:

Hi your honour

Sam Kade

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

Would he be better if he smelled of perfume and earned 30k:rolleyes:

beertons

Kill him?

Omackeral

I'd love to go on a session with that guy.

Fighting Tao

Wow. You sound like a stropy 14 year old working in a big persons world.

Wasting your time getting worked up over a guy that lives his life how he wants.

_Brian

I'm not sure if everyone has someone they would enjoy seeing go off this spinning rock but I have one in particular.
Thought He was a gonner few years ago but survived emergency surgery just fine.

He'll probably out live me but I can live in hope.

nullzero

OP, I work with some people who would make you appreciate the man you've spoken about. Some absolutely horrible back stabbing, hanging ba5tards who'd gladly attempt to have people sacked never mind their bullying of weaker people who they know they can harass.
Your colleague sounds annoying but mine are more deserving of a bullet.

...And Justice

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

I know that fcuker, he knew exactly how much it was costing to drive to work and gave out fcuk about it. He was so mean, he would literally starve himself. He left my job 9 years ago. Does he have grey slacks from the 70's and a blue cardigan?

chillin117

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die.

Have you ever actually thought about death. How permanent it is. How you go from years of thoughts and feelings and hopes and dreams for your life to not existing, forever.

Maybe you should when you express these sentiments

RobbingBandit

Just kill him or screw already, sounds like youse into him stank and all.

buried

Stick with that kind of mentality OP and you'll be the one dead from the stress and absolute wasted energy of letting someone or something upset you for no good reason.

BalcombeSt4

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

I think you might have some mental health issues.

There's a thin line between genius and insanity down on earth

Wardling

Wishing him dead is a bit extreme. We have all worked with people and know people we dislike but wishing death is a step too far. You may have no love for the guy but someone does. Live and let live.

chillin117

Permabear wrote: »

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Off with his head !

chillin117

nullzero wrote: »

OP, I work with some people who would make you appreciate the man you've spoken about. Some absolutely horrible back stabbing, hanging ba5tards who'd gladly attempt to have people sacked never mind their bullying of weaker people who they know they can harass.
Your colleague sounds annoying but mine are more deserving of a bullet.

Dont leave me hanging,Pray, tell me more ?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

So you dislike him and are a bit jealous to boot. Hardly reasons to wish someone dead. You need to get some perspective on life.

chillin117

Wardling wrote: »

You may have no love for the guy but someone does. Live and let live.

I think his mother is 83. Tick Tock Tick......

Suckit

I wish OP was dead.

RobertKK

chillin117 wrote: »

I think his mother is 83. Tick Tock Tick......

It is great she has him and doesn't have to live alone, or go to a nursing home.

Barry Badrinath

This is f ucking stupid.

chillin117

...And Justice wrote: »

I know that fcuker, he knew exactly how much it was costing to drive to work and gave out fcuk about it. He was so mean, he would literally starve himself. He left my job 9 years ago. Does he have grey slacks from the 70's and a blue cardigan?

Leather elbow pads on the jacket per chance ?

Cee-Jay-Cee

I have to agree he sounds like a complete wankbag but I wouldn't wish him dead. I would simply ignore him, don't speak to him or associate with him. Let him live his sad little life as he wants, he's not doing you any harm.

buried

chillin117

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

This is f ucking stupid.

Its all yours. You come up with something then ! I know your type, Complains about every thread but never brings anything to the party himself !
True Keyboard Warrior

maudgonner

OP with your username you should watch Frozen. Then you would learn to...


Let it go! Let it go!
Can't hold it back anymore.
Let it go! Let it go!
Turn away and slam the door.


(Now everybody reading this thread will wish I was dead, so there's the answer to your question.)

Outlaw Pete

chillin117 wrote: »

I Wish they were Dead ?

You wish 'they' were dead? You mean the mother to?? :O



























Well, maybe she already is....

Wardling

RobertKK wrote:

It is great she has him and doesn't have to live alone, or go to a nursing home.

Exactly.

His mother has no bearing or impact on your life yet your counting her down. Your tick tock comment is dreadful.

Fair enough he's smelly and stingy bit there's plenty worse out there. You need to get a bit of perspective on life.

Sam Kade

Wardling wrote: »

Exactly.

His mother has no bearing or impact on your life yet your counting her down. Your tick tock comment is dreadful.

Fair enough he's smelly and stingy bit there's plenty worse out there. You need to get a bit of perspective on life.

The op must be stalking him seeing he knows so much about him :eek:

chillin117

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

I have to agree he sounds like a complete wankbag but I wouldn't wish him dead. I would simply ignore him, don't speak to him or associate with him. Let him live his sad little life as he wants, he's not doing you any harm.

I know all that ''Nice'' Stuff is the way to go but when he dies I will ''click'' my heels

chillin117

Sam Kade wrote: »

The op must be stalking him seeing he knows so much about him :eek:

Read the first post... I work with him. I hardly gave you his shoe size did I ?

chillin117

Wardling wrote: »

Exactly.

His mother has no bearing or impact on your life yet your counting her down. Your tick tock comment is dreadful.

Fair enough he's smelly and stingy bit there's plenty worse out there. You need to get a bit of perspective on life.

Fair enough I take your point (but I still hate him

Barry Badrinath

chillin117 wrote: »

Its all yours. You come up with something then ! I know your type, Complains about every thread but never brings anything to the party himself !
True Keyboard Warrior

Not every thread, just complete gobshyte threads.

You call me a keyboard warrior while you are wishing someone would die because he annoys you.

One of the most idiotic bullsh1t threada I have ever seen that wasnt from a serial rereg troll.

Enjoy your thread....and your work colleague.

Byyyeeee

Suckit

Do you think you are "bringing something to the party" with this thread?

AllForIt

Permabear wrote: »

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Sounds more like he's can't wait for that event and profit off of it.

chillin117

Fair Enough, Love the Outraged Posters. So Funny, Nite !

PTH2009

Sadly few people in this world would wish I would perish but ya knw

Jim Bob Scratcher

Is he in a relationship OP ?

Wardling

chillin117 wrote:

Fair enough I take your point (but I still hate him

That's fine. I hate plenty too. Gerry around the corner, Danny in work, beetroot, cold weather...it's a long auld list, I could go on. I wouldn't wish any dead though...except maybe beetroot...vile fecking root...but then I found out it's nature's viagra so eased the hate, could come in handy later in my life!

Suckit

chillin117 wrote: »

Fair Enough, Love the Outraged Posters. So Funny, Nite !

You mean the ones that wish someone was dead?