I Wish they were Dead ?

Barry Badrinath · 24-05-2017 11:01PM

This is f ucking stupid.

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 11:04PM

...And Justice wrote: »

I know that fcuker, he knew exactly how much it was costing to drive to work and gave out fcuk about it. He was so mean, he would literally starve himself. He left my job 9 years ago. Does he have grey slacks from the 70's and a blue cardigan?

Leather elbow pads on the jacket per chance ?

Cee-Jay-Cee · 24-05-2017 11:06PM

I have to agree he sounds like a complete wankbag but I wouldn't wish him dead. I would simply ignore him, don't speak to him or associate with him. Let him live his sad little life as he wants, he's not doing you any harm.

buried · 24-05-2017 11:06PM

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 11:06PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

This is f ucking stupid.

Its all yours. You come up with something then ! I know your type, Complains about every thread but never brings anything to the party himself !
True Keyboard Warrior

maudgonner · 24-05-2017 11:13PM

OP with your username you should watch Frozen. Then you would learn to...

Let it go! Let it go!
Can't hold it back anymore.
Let it go! Let it go!
Turn away and slam the door.

(Now everybody reading this thread will wish I was dead, so there's the answer to your question.)

Outlaw Pete · 24-05-2017 11:17PM

chillin117 wrote: »

I Wish they were Dead ?

You wish 'they' were dead? You mean the mother to?? :O

Well, maybe she already is....

Wardling · 24-05-2017 11:26PM

RobertKK wrote:

It is great she has him and doesn't have to live alone, or go to a nursing home.

Exactly.

His mother has no bearing or impact on your life yet your counting her down. Your tick tock comment is dreadful.

Fair enough he's smelly and stingy bit there's plenty worse out there. You need to get a bit of perspective on life.

Sam Kade · 24-05-2017 11:30PM

Wardling wrote: »

Exactly.

His mother has no bearing or impact on your life yet your counting her down. Your tick tock comment is dreadful.

Fair enough he's smelly and stingy bit there's plenty worse out there. You need to get a bit of perspective on life.

The op must be stalking him seeing he knows so much about him :eek:

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 11:32PM

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

I have to agree he sounds like a complete wankbag but I wouldn't wish him dead. I would simply ignore him, don't speak to him or associate with him. Let him live his sad little life as he wants, he's not doing you any harm.

I know all that ''Nice'' Stuff is the way to go but when he dies I will ''click'' my heels

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 11:33PM

Sam Kade wrote: »

The op must be stalking him seeing he knows so much about him :eek:

Read the first post... I work with him. I hardly gave you his shoe size did I ?

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 11:35PM

Wardling wrote: »

Exactly.

His mother has no bearing or impact on your life yet your counting her down. Your tick tock comment is dreadful.

Fair enough he's smelly and stingy bit there's plenty worse out there. You need to get a bit of perspective on life.

Fair enough I take your point (but I still hate him

Barry Badrinath · 24-05-2017 11:42PM

chillin117 wrote: »

Its all yours. You come up with something then ! I know your type, Complains about every thread but never brings anything to the party himself !
True Keyboard Warrior

Not every thread, just complete gobshyte threads.

You call me a keyboard warrior while you are wishing someone would die because he annoys you.

One of the most idiotic bullsh1t threada I have ever seen that wasnt from a serial rereg troll.

Enjoy your thread....and your work colleague.

Byyyeeee

Suckit · 24-05-2017 11:44PM

Do you think you are "bringing something to the party" with this thread?

AllForIt · 24-05-2017 11:45PM

Permabear wrote: »

This post had been deleted.

Sounds more like he's can't wait for that event and profit off of it.

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 11:47PM

Fair Enough, Love the Outraged Posters. So Funny, Nite !

PTH2009 · 24-05-2017 11:48PM

Sadly few people in this world would wish I would perish but ya knw

Jim Bob Scratcher · 24-05-2017 11:49PM

Is he in a relationship OP ?

Wardling · 24-05-2017 11:49PM

chillin117 wrote:

Fair enough I take your point (but I still hate him

That's fine. I hate plenty too. Gerry around the corner, Danny in work, beetroot, cold weather...it's a long auld list, I could go on. I wouldn't wish any dead though...except maybe beetroot...vile fecking root...but then I found out it's nature's viagra so eased the hate, could come in handy later in my life!

Suckit · 24-05-2017 11:49PM

chillin117 wrote: »

Fair Enough, Love the Outraged Posters. So Funny, Nite !

You mean the ones that wish someone was dead?

Aongus Von Bismarck · 24-05-2017 11:59PM

Wishing death on someone is very extreme, but I doubt that anyone reading this who has had any sort of meaningful career, hasn't had colleagues that they wish would just 'go away'.

I met such a colleague a number of years back when I was working in the investment banking arm of a global financial institution. Cypriot chap, very much from the elite of that island. He arrived into work on his first morning wearing sunglasses and an expensive handmade suit. I had his cards marked from the moment he strode through the doors.

I was mentoring some of the graduates at the time, and he was assigned to my group. He had a phenomenal grasp of geopolitics and how shipping routes in the Med could be optimised.
At the end of the day though, he was a graduate. Part of the training process involves bringing some of the wetbacks out to dinner with our investors - HNWI.

I cut him some slack after the first night out with a group of Singaporean RE investors. His work in the office was impeccable, and I put his fashion choices down to youthful exuberance. The second dinner was much better, and we enjoyed classic French fare with some potential clients from Mongolia of all places.
The final straw for me though, was giving him the opportunity to see me at my best. Meeting the owner of an investment fund for French teachers. A major ticket. He arrived into the Japanese restaurant wearing sunglasses and smelling of spirits. He had decided that not leaving his jacket at the cloakroom was perfectly acceptable. He didn't bow to the chef that was about to prepare for his meal. He checked his watch within 30 seconds of arrival.

Had a word with the head of the Dept the next day, and he was moved into portfolio management. More his place.Wishing death on someone is very extreme, but I doubt that anyone reading this who has had any sort of meaningful career, hasn't had colleagues that they wish would just 'go away'.

greencap · 25-05-2017 12:12AM

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Wishing death on someone is very extreme, but I doubt that anyone reading this who has had any sort of meaningful career, hasn't had colleagues that they wish would just 'go away'.

I met such a colleague a number of years back when I was working in the investment banking arm of a global financial institution. Cypriot chap, very much from the elite of that island. He arrived into work on his first morning wearing sunglasses and an expensive handmade suit. I had his cards marked from the moment he strode through the doors.

I was mentoring some of the graduates at the time, and he was assigned to my group. He had a phenomenal grasp of geopolitics and how shipping routes in the Med could be optimised.
At the end of the day though, he was a graduate. Part of the training process involves bringing some of the wetbacks out to dinner with our investors - HNWI.

I cut him some slack after the first night out with a group of Singaporean RE investors. His work in the office was impeccable, and I put his fashion choices down to youthful exuberance. The second dinner was much better, and we enjoyed classic French fare with some potential clients from Mongolia of all places.
The final straw for me though, was giving him the opportunity to see me at my best. Meeting the owner of an investment fund for French teachers. A major ticket. He arrived into the Japanese restaurant wearing sunglasses and smelling of spirits. He had decided that not leaving his jacket at the cloakroom was perfectly acceptable. He didn't bow to the chef that was about to prepare for his meal. He checked his watch within 30 seconds of arrival.

Had a word with the head of the Dept the next day, and he was moved into portfolio management. More his place.Wishing death on someone is very extreme, but I doubt that anyone reading this who has had any sort of meaningful career, hasn't had colleagues that they wish would just 'go away'.

Wow, life as a supervalu storeroom clerk sure is exciting.

wakka12 · 25-05-2017 12:13AM

Annoying maybe. No reason to wish for him to die. I bet if he actually died under tragic circumstances you'd feel guilty and a part of you would feel sad.

RayM · 25-05-2017 12:20AM

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Had a word with the head of the Dept the next day, and he was moved into portfolio management.

That's a euphemism for having him killed, isn't it?

bodice ripper · 25-05-2017 12:24AM

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote:

I was mentoring some of the graduates at the time, and he was assigned to my group. He had a phenomenal grasp of geopolitics and how shipping routes in the Med could be optimised. At the end of the day though, he was a graduate. Part of the training process involves bringing some of the wetbacks out to dinner with our investors - HNWI.

Really?

Tilikum · 25-05-2017 12:40AM

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

Reminds me of a lad we work with. Doesn't drink. We get €5 vouchers (for a drink) at the Christmas party.....any amount of them.

He goes up to the bar, asks for a miwadi or a bag of peanuts, and tells your man he wants the change.

How can people be so tight? Plenty of other stories about him.

Persephone kindness · 25-05-2017 12:46AM

I am death don't you tell me what to do and to to take!:mad:

Outlaw Pete · 25-05-2017 12:46AM

Widdershins · 25-05-2017 12:54AM

bluewolf wrote: »

Have you ever actually thought about death. How permanent it is. How you go from years of thoughts and feelings and hopes and dreams for your life to not existing, forever.

Maybe you should when you express these sentiments

It's a weird thing to wish for and quite a horrible thing to say so casually.

ArchXStanton · 25-05-2017 01:07AM

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

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I Wish they were Dead ?

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