I Wish they were Dead ?

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 10:25PM #1

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

mackeire · 24-05-2017 10:27PM

You're just jealous

24-05-2017 10:27PM

There's a thin line between love & hate OP

SCOOP 64 · 24-05-2017 10:28PM

By what you say he seems a decent enough lad to me.

Deub · 24-05-2017 10:28PM

No, I just ignore them.

mikeymouse · 24-05-2017 10:29PM

Chill

Phil.x · 24-05-2017 10:29PM

Why would you wish somebody dead for living his life his way and not yours.

PS: get a life.

MRnotlob606 · 24-05-2017 10:29PM

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

Ah I see the problem. Jealousy!

Jim Bob Scratcher · 24-05-2017 10:29PM

60k no mortgage no kids, dude must be minted, be nice OP he might leave you something nice in his will, like a can of smithwicks

Permabear · 24-05-2017 10:30PM

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me_irl · 24-05-2017 10:30PM

So, you're other thread is research then?

Careful lads, these posts could be evidence! :pac:

sjb25 · 24-05-2017 10:31PM

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

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sjb25 · 24-05-2017 10:32PM

me_irl wrote: »

So, you're other thread is research then?

Careful lads, these posts could be evidence! :pac:

Hi your honour

Sam Kade · 24-05-2017 10:33PM

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

Would he be better if he smelled of perfume and earned 30k:rolleyes:

beertons · 24-05-2017 10:33PM

Kill him?

24-05-2017 10:33PM

I'd love to go on a session with that guy.

Fighting Tao · 24-05-2017 10:34PM

Wow. You sound like a stropy 14 year old working in a big persons world.

Wasting your time getting worked up over a guy that lives his life how he wants.

_Brian · 24-05-2017 10:35PM

I'm not sure if everyone has someone they would enjoy seeing go off this spinning rock but I have one in particular.
Thought He was a gonner few years ago but survived emergency surgery just fine.

He'll probably out live me but I can live in hope.

nullzero · 24-05-2017 10:35PM

OP, I work with some people who would make you appreciate the man you've spoken about. Some absolutely horrible back stabbing, hanging ba5tards who'd gladly attempt to have people sacked never mind their bullying of weaker people who they know they can harass.
Your colleague sounds annoying but mine are more deserving of a bullet.

...And Justice · 24-05-2017 10:36PM

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

I know that fcuker, he knew exactly how much it was costing to drive to work and gave out fcuk about it. He was so mean, he would literally starve himself. He left my job 9 years ago. Does he have grey slacks from the 70's and a blue cardigan?

24-05-2017 10:36PM

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die.

Have you ever actually thought about death. How permanent it is. How you go from years of thoughts and feelings and hopes and dreams for your life to not existing, forever.

Maybe you should when you express these sentiments

RobbingBandit · 24-05-2017 10:39PM

Just kill him or screw already, sounds like youse into him stank and all.

buried · 24-05-2017 10:40PM

Stick with that kind of mentality OP and you'll be the one dead from the stress and absolute wasted energy of letting someone or something upset you for no good reason.

BalcombeSt4 · 24-05-2017 10:42PM

chillin117 wrote: »

I have a Work Colleague and I wish he would die. Ever since I met him 9 years ago I disliked him. He has no redeeming qualities as a person. He is so mean I have seen him steal sugar and tea bags. He is smelly. Wont go to staff piss ups (But want's the money instead) He told me one December that as he was not going to the Xmas party and, over the course of the night the rest of the staff would have 9 drinks ? and, as he drank Smithwicks (What Else ?) he should be entitled to 9X4.45 (He checked price of a pint in the pub we were going to)

He is not just mean, He tells on people, watches everything and lives with his mother, He is 51.
Do you know anyone, could even be a family member, That you will have to feign regret at their demise ?
PS He Stinks too and earns 60k to boot !
Kint.

I think you might have some mental health issues.

There's a thin line between genius and insanity down on earth

Wardling · 24-05-2017 10:42PM

Wishing him dead is a bit extreme. We have all worked with people and know people we dislike but wishing death is a step too far. You may have no love for the guy but someone does. Live and let live.

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 10:52PM

Permabear wrote: »

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Off with his head !

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 10:55PM

nullzero wrote: »

OP, I work with some people who would make you appreciate the man you've spoken about. Some absolutely horrible back stabbing, hanging ba5tards who'd gladly attempt to have people sacked never mind their bullying of weaker people who they know they can harass.
Your colleague sounds annoying but mine are more deserving of a bullet.

Dont leave me hanging,Pray, tell me more ?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 24-05-2017 10:55PM

So you dislike him and are a bit jealous to boot. Hardly reasons to wish someone dead. You need to get some perspective on life.

chillin117 · 24-05-2017 10:56PM

Wardling wrote: »

You may have no love for the guy but someone does. Live and let live.

I think his mother is 83. Tick Tock Tick......

Suckit · 24-05-2017 11:00PM

I wish OP was dead.

RobertKK · 24-05-2017 11:00PM

chillin117 wrote: »

I think his mother is 83. Tick Tock Tick......

It is great she has him and doesn't have to live alone, or go to a nursing home.

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