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Low life private eyes stories

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    The elderly man also made official complaint to gardai for trespassing on private property and stalking harassment.

    I knew we have the fine line between TLDR and multiple short instalments but an abridged full story would be appreciated.

    When, I say appreciated, I don't really want to know but it would save us all a lot of grief and wasted time.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    What colour jacket did the PI wear, was it a Duster, tell me it was a Duster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    What he didn't know was that the Maltese Falcon was hidden at the back of the hot press the whole time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Its like every second word is missing and the third and forth word are reversed.

    Iv no problem with dyslexia or whatever you have OP but it doesnt help when you are spouting shyyyyte all the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    After all this searching and private surveillance it turns out that Shergar was just in his stable all this time.


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  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    An elderly neighbour of mine who had a bad fall in pothole in which he broke his hand and injured his knee . He then took a case civil against council this is about 17 years ago so every now and again I would call over to see was he okay. So next he told me there is a van out side his door 24/7 and he sees a guy going into the back of the van with black out windows So next he showed me this black device with wiring and I said to him where did this come from and he said I caught the guy who is parked up in the same van putting this device in my porch door. so he called the Gardai and I was there the Gardai came and the said to him it looks like bug listening device. he never heard any more .so next a few weeks later the same van was parked out side his house again which is next to a primary school with black out windows so next he called the Gardai saying there is van parked up out side a primary school with blacked out windows acting suspicious. .next within a few minutes the Gardai car came to investigate and your guy in the back of the van was removed and the elderly neighbour was at front porch door watching this search of the van. So next the Gardai went over to my elderly neighbour did you call the gardai and he said yes then told him the guy is a private eye in the van sent to watch you.


    Am I the only one who read all that without taking a breath?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    An elderly neighbour of mine who had a bad fall in pothole in which he broke his hand and injured his knee . He then took a case civil against council this is about 17 years ago so every now and again I would call over to see was he okay. So next he told me there is a van out side his door 24/7 and he sees a guy going into the back of the van with black out windows So next he showed me this black device with wiring and I said to him where did this come from and he said I caught the guy who is parked up in the same van putting this device in my porch door. so he called the Gardai and I was there the Gardai came and the said to him it looks like bug listening device. he never heard any more .so next a few weeks later the same van was parked out side his house again which is next to a primary school with black out windows so next he called the Gardai saying there is van parked up out side a primary school with blacked out windows acting suspicious. .next within a few minutes the Gardai car came to investigate and your guy in the back of the van was removed and the elderly neighbour was at front porch door watching this search of the van. So next the Gardai went over to my elderly neighbour did you call the gardai and he said yes then told him the guy is a private eye in the van sent to watch you.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,831 ✭✭✭degsie


    So is this cereal pt.2?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 7,709 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    An elderly neighbour of mine who had a bad fall in pothole in which he broke his hand and injured his knee . He then took a case civil against council this is about 17 years ago so every now and again I would call over to see was he okay. So next he told me there is a van out side his door 24/7 and he sees a guy going into the back of the van with black out windows So next he showed me this black device with wiring and I said to him where did this come from and he said I caught the guy who is parked up in the same van putting this device in my porch door. so he called the Gardai and I was there the Gardai came and the said to him it looks like bug listening device. he never heard any more .so next a few weeks later the same van was parked out side his house again which is next to a primary school with black out windows so next he called the Gardai saying there is van parked up out side a primary school with blacked out windows acting suspicious. .next within a few minutes the Gardai car came to investigate and your guy in the back of the van was removed and the elderly neighbour was at front porch door watching this search of the van. So next the Gardai went over to my elderly neighbour did you call the gardai and he said yes then told him the guy is a private eye in the van sent to watch you.

    Why on earth would a PI put a listening device in the porch??? What do you mean with a wire? Was the wire leading to the van? :pac:

    PIs are used all the time, by debt collectors, personal injury solicitors and you will NEVER know, nevermind have a bug planted in your porch!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I've done a bit of PI work on the 17 year old scenario in the OP. I've managed to track down the PI.

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 7,709 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I've done a bit of PI work on the 17 year old scenario in the OP. I've managed to track down the PI.

    anigif_enhanced-6863-1425073360-5.gif

    I spat me beer out!! :pac: :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    Why on earth would a PI put a listening device in the porch??? What do you mean with a wire? Was the wire leading to the van? :pac:

    PIs are used all the time, by debt collectors, personal injury solicitors and you will NEVER know, nevermind have a bug planted in your porch!

    Cobblers. A crowd I know hired a posh one to follow a lad suspected of being naughty. Naughty boy drove off, Dick tailing a few cars back.. Naughty boy gets out in stopped traffic, 5 miles later, walks back and goes "If you keep following me, I'm heading up the mountains and you're not coming back", walked to his car and drove off. Dick went off the assignment.

    Plenty of people are utterly paranoid and spend their life looking behind them/at every parked car/parked van/changing phones. They very often do "know".


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 7,709 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Beyondgone wrote: »
    Cobblers. A crowd I know hired a posh one to follow a lad suspected of being naughty. Naughty boy drove off, Dick tailing a few cars back.. Naughty boy gets out in stopped traffic, 5 miles later, walks back and goes "If you keep following me, I'm heading up the mountains and you're not coming back", walked to his car and drove off. Dick went off the assignment.

    Plenty of people are utterly paranoid and spend their life looking behind them/at every parked car/parked van/changing phones. They very often do "know".

    It's not cobblers at all. There are plenty of people being watched and they have no clue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I can't sleep thinking about the van with covert under cover operations written all over it....
    Its parked in my drive I knew something wasn't right.

    Shall I offer them some tea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,423 ✭✭✭cml387


    I waiting for some one here to say was the Russian spy network involved.

    OK I'll say it.

    Was the Russian Spy network involved?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    cml387 wrote: »
    OK I'll say it.

    Was the Russian Spy network involved?

    Yes albeit reluctantly.The freemasons(as usual)brokered it.
    Allegedly.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    Cutie 3.14 wrote: »
    What are you trying to say OP, that the council hired this PI so they can see if he did actually hurt himself and deserved the money, or what?
    Yes and NO the council hired the PI. But the poor older gentleman broke his hand and had medical evidence X-rays to prove this so why was the council and the PI Staking and Harassment to this older gentleman was it to bully him to drop his civil case against the council ?.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Yes and NO the council hired the PI. But the poor older gentleman broke his hand and had medical evidence X-rays to prove this so why was the council and the PI Staking and Harassment to this older gentleman was it to bully him to drop his civil case against the council ?.

    Just to be sure to be sure.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 7,709 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Yes and NO the council hired the PI. But the poor older gentleman broke his hand and had medical evidence X-rays to prove this so why was the council and the PI Staking and Harassment to this older gentleman was it to bully him to drop his civil case against the council ?.

    Id say part of his claim is that his enjoyment of life was affected by his injuries, he can't carry bags or heavy things. And they're there to catch him out. I don't think they're reports are allowed as evidence in court, I think the defendants barrister can just ask questions based on what they've found out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    It's not cobblers at all. There are plenty of people being watched and they have no clue.

    Civilians, yes. Otherwise no. Just No.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭Green Peter


    Yes and NO the council hired the PI. But the poor older gentleman broke his hand and had medical evidence X-rays to prove this so why was the council and the PI Staking and Harassment to this older gentleman was it to bully him to drop his civil case against the council ?.


    When you wake up tomorrow you might have more news for us!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭Los Lobos


    Hands up, that's one of the best opening thread posts I've read in a good while


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    Los Lobos wrote: »
    Hands up, that's one of the best opening thread posts I've read in a good while

    Boards.mx must be hugely crap so.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 7,709 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Beyondgone wrote: »
    Civilians, yes. Otherwise no. Just No.

    That's OK. I don't need you to believe me to know what's true :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Derp


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