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Low life private eyes stories

  • 16-05-2017 06:53PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭


    An elderly neighbour of mine who had a bad fall in pothole in which he broke his hand and injured his knee . He then took a case civil against council this is about 17 years ago so every now and again I would call over to see was he okay. So next he told me there is a van out side his door 24/7 and he sees a guy going into the back of the van with black out windows So next he showed me this black device with wiring and I said to him where did this come from and he said I caught the guy who is parked up in the same van putting this device in my porch door. so he called the Gardai and I was there the Gardai came and the said to him it looks like bug listening device. he never heard any more .so next a few weeks later the same van was parked out side his house again which is next to a primary school with black out windows so next he called the Gardai saying there is van parked up out side a primary school with blacked out windows acting suspicious. .next within a few minutes the Gardai car came to investigate and your guy in the back of the van was removed and the elderly neighbour was at front porch door watching this search of the van. So next the Gardai went over to my elderly neighbour did you call the gardai and he said yes then told him the guy is a private eye in the van sent to watch you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,615 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    And your point is? :confused:


  • Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wonder what'll happen.........next


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭IK09


    What?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,692 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Watch him what .... :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    Last week, on Dick, the Privite Eye! Suspense, as the old guy busts the PI.

    Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion.

    Dum dum doooong.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    So next. .... eh so next...so then I have amusings story ummmmm so next


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    I hate cliff hangers!!

    When's part two coming out op?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    And your point is? :confused:
    coming into a elderly persons private property and planting listening device at his home that is low life to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    And your point is? :confused:
    coming into a elderly persons private property and planting listening device at his home that is low life to me.

    Nah, that's just a crappy PI who needs better training.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,615 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    I have to say you have an exceptionally eventful life, OP!

    Mine feels positively boring when I read all your contributions on here :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    So, what you're saying is, internal affairs were in on it the whole time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Op was caught spying on the the privates eye so has been taken away to be interviewed.

    What a terrible story. So 17 years ago someone falls which in turn I will guess got a pay out so what you are saying 2000 and in 2017 they are investigating..... What the fcuk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    Why can't I but help thinking Higgins would be pissed and the keys to the Ferrari taken away for a week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    Great story from 17 years ago!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,066 ✭✭✭Miaireland


    17 years ago. Seriously research basic Law and time limits to take a case and appeal a ruling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    I preferred Jake 'J.J' Gittes.

    His role was better written and had paragraphs.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    elderly man of 70 years of age made the private eye look like ape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭druss


    PETER
    Well, is he ok?

    DREW
    Sort of. He broke both his wrists, his legs, a couple of ribs, his back. But check it out. He's gonna get a huge settlement out of this.

    Like seven figures. He's getting out of the hospital this weekend and he's throwing a big party to celebrate. I'm thinking I'm gonna take
    that new chick from Logistics.
    I might be showing her my O face.

    Oh! Oh! Oh! you know what I'm talking about.

    Oh!
    Yeah. Right. See you guys there.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    I waiting for some one here to say was the Russian spy network involved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    elderly man of 70 years of age made the private eye look like ape.

    What he want a medal....

    Are you on bath salts???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,227 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    elderly man of 70 years of age made the private eye look like ape.

    Yes, him look like ape


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    elderly man of 70 years of age made the private eye look like ape.

    As a man in his 70s, I consider that comment ageist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    By the the way its P.I.



    Stands for poor intelligence.... Nah actually private investigator.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    By the the way its P.I.



    Stands for poor intelligence.... Nah actually private investigator.
    ahahahah:D:):cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    elderly man of 70 years of age made the private eye look like ape.

    Well SOMEBODY definitely Looks like an Ape,,,not so sure its the PI though.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 229 ✭✭Sosurface


    Fine Gaels new care in the community programme : "I see you bought €20 worth of groceries in Lidl Pat. However €6 was spent on cans and €4 on biscuits. We care about you Pat and cans and biscuits are not good for you. So Pat, we're cutting your pension by €10"

    "PS if you have any helpful information about your friends or neighbours, give Leo a bell. We're always here to help"


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I wore an eye patch one and had a private eye.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I wore an eye patch one and had a private eye.

    Eye see!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    The elderly man also made official complaint to gardai for trespassing on private property and stalking harassment against the private eye.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    This is why I deliberately renamed my WiFi to 'Garda Surveillance Van No. 2".


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