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RTE breaking news on kate (no speculation)

  • 14-05-2017 07:32PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭


    It seems the individual has now finished his breakfast, and has now begun negotiations with kate...it has been said that the consequences of this will be far reaching, in the biggest cultural shift since trump and brexit...more to follow.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Dinner next


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,971 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Schools are ending soon I see.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,226 ✭✭✭gifted


    Who's Kate?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    gifted wrote: »
    Who's Kate?

    Try to keep up please!


    Kate is..... well.... Kate...... you know?..... Kate!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    You'll get boards sued!!! Mods delete.... it'll be wall to wall lawsuits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,961 ✭✭✭indioblack


    gifted wrote: »
    Who's Kate?

    Kate is the one who has to be informed that he's after his breakfast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    It seems the individual has now finished his breakfast, and has now begun negotiations with kate...it has been said that the consequences of this will be far reaching, in the biggest cultural shift since trump and brexit...more to follow.
    OP You know, you'll go really far in life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭r93kaey5p2izun


    I just started to type "I'm eating my b..." into google and the first suggestion was "I'm eating my breakfast Kate". You're famous paralysed!


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    someone needs to keep rob away from the all bran


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    gifted wrote: »
    Who's Kate?

    Ah ya know Kate. She used to be Helen. Do ya not remember Helen?



    Thinly veiled "I'm so cool, I knew Helen before she was Kate" post.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 832 ✭✭✭HamsterFace


    What the **** are you all talking about??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    What the **** are you all talking about??

    Watch Rte+1 now and you'll catch the whole story


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Watch Rte+1 now and you'll catch the whole story

    Also available on RTÈ News Now and the RTÈ News Now app.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    This isn't some fair city **** is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,256 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    What the **** are you all talking about??

    Kate .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,256 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    I always felt that Kate shouldn't have walked in like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    This isn't some fair city **** is it?

    No, no, this is reality. The latest on Kate is quite shocking in some ways yet only to be expected in others.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭r93kaey5p2izun


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Ah ya know Kate. She used to be Helen. Do ya not remember Helen?



    Thinly veiled "I'm so cool, I knew Helen before she was Kate" post.

    Yes it's about time RTE commissioned a Prime Time Investigates special to look into this shocking cover up. This whitewash has gone on long enough.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Nothing will top her birthday party back in '09 to be fair


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭Bonzo Delaney


    Fing about Kate is .....

    NUFFING


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Nothing will top her birthday party back in '09 to be fair

    At least that's one happy memory she has to carry her through this latest episode.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    At least that's one happy memory she has to carry her through this latest episode.

    I doubt it was a happy memory for her to be honest, unless she actually planned to have several hundred thousand gatecrashers turn up at her tiny apartment...

    God, the queue for the toilet was some banter though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,226 ✭✭✭gifted


    Try to keep up please!


    Kate is..... well.... Kate...... you know?..... Kate!


    Oh...that Kate...gotcha now












    OK..boards has lost the plot and I'm moonwalking backwards outta here lol lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,961 ✭✭✭indioblack


    gifted wrote: »
    OK..boards has lost the plot.
    There's a plot?
    I knew it, I knew it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    indioblack wrote: »
    There's a plot?
    I knew it, I knew it.

    It's where we grow the cabbage, spuds, and carrots for the Mod's lunches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭C Montgomery Gurns II


    Ah here, yis had me excited. You see the words Kate and breaking news together, for a second I thought that **** ****** and her husband ***** had finally been arrested for perverting the course of justice, child endangerment, manslaughter, obtaining prescription sedatives via improper channels, improper disposal of a body, and perpetrating a multi million euro fraud.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Ah here, yis had me excited. You see the words Kate and breaking news together, for a second I thought that **** ****** and her husband ***** had finally been arrested for perverting the course of justice, child endangerment, manslaughter, obtaining prescription sedatives via improper channels, improper disposal of a body, and perpetrating a multi million euro fraud.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,961 ✭✭✭indioblack


    It's where we grow the cabbage, spuds, and carrots for the Mod's lunches.

    Are they after their breakfast, then?


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