RTE breaking news on kate (no speculation)

Robsweezie

It seems the individual has now finished his breakfast, and has now begun negotiations with kate...it has been said that the consequences of this will be far reaching, in the biggest cultural shift since trump and brexit...more to follow.

KERSPLAT!

Dinner next

bear1

Schools are ending soon I see.

Atoms for Peace

Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics.

gifted

Who's Kate?

me_irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbujX4hXOg

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

gifted wrote: »

Who's Kate?

Try to keep up please!


Kate is..... well.... Kate...... you know?..... Kate!

Erik Shin

You'll get boards sued!!! Mods delete.... it'll be wall to wall lawsuits

indioblack

gifted wrote: »

Who's Kate?

Kate is the one who has to be informed that he's after his breakfast.

Hande hoche!

Robsweezie wrote: »

It seems the individual has now finished his breakfast, and has now begun negotiations with kate...it has been said that the consequences of this will be far reaching, in the biggest cultural shift since trump and brexit...more to follow.

OP You know, you'll go really far in life.

r93kaey5p2izun

I just started to type "I'm eating my b..." into google and the first suggestion was "I'm eating my breakfast Kate". You're famous paralysed!

riffmongous

someone needs to keep rob away from the all bran

maudgonner

gifted wrote: »

Who's Kate?

Ah ya know Kate. She used to be Helen. Do ya not remember Helen?



Thinly veiled "I'm so cool, I knew Helen before she was Kate" post.

HamsterFace

What the **** are you all talking about??

Erik Shin

HamsterFace wrote: »

What the **** are you all talking about??

Watch Rte+1 now and you'll catch the whole story

Shannon757

Erik Shin wrote: »

Watch Rte+1 now and you'll catch the whole story

Also available on RTÈ News Now and the RTÈ News Now app.

MilesMorales1

This isn't some fair city **** is it?

Yourself isit

HamsterFace wrote: »

What the **** are you all talking about??

Kate .

Yourself isit

I always felt that Kate shouldn't have walked in like that.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

This isn't some fair city **** is it?

No, no, this is reality. The latest on Kate is quite shocking in some ways yet only to be expected in others.

r93kaey5p2izun

maudgonner wrote: »

Ah ya know Kate. She used to be Helen. Do ya not remember Helen?



Thinly veiled "I'm so cool, I knew Helen before she was Kate" post.

Yes it's about time RTE commissioned a Prime Time Investigates special to look into this shocking cover up. This whitewash has gone on long enough.

hatrickpatrick

Nothing will top her birthday party back in '09 to be fair

Bonzo Delaney

Fing about Kate is .....

NUFFING

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Nothing will top her birthday party back in '09 to be fair

At least that's one happy memory she has to carry her through this latest episode.

hatrickpatrick

Charleigh Miniature Width wrote: »

At least that's one happy memory she has to carry her through this latest episode.

I doubt it was a happy memory for her to be honest, unless she actually planned to have several hundred thousand gatecrashers turn up at her tiny apartment...

God, the queue for the toilet was some banter though

gifted

Charleigh Miniature Width wrote: »

Try to keep up please!


Kate is..... well.... Kate...... you know?..... Kate!

Oh...that Kate...gotcha now












OK..boards has lost the plot and I'm moonwalking backwards outta here lol lol

indioblack

gifted wrote: »

OK..boards has lost the plot.

There's a plot?
I knew it, I knew it.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

indioblack wrote: »

There's a plot?
I knew it, I knew it.

It's where we grow the cabbage, spuds, and carrots for the Mod's lunches.

C Montgomery Gurns II

Ah here, yis had me excited. You see the words Kate and breaking news together, for a second I thought that **** ****** and her husband ***** had finally been arrested for perverting the course of justice, child endangerment, manslaughter, obtaining prescription sedatives via improper channels, improper disposal of a body, and perpetrating a multi million euro fraud.

hatrickpatrick

C Montgomery Gurns II wrote: »

Ah here, yis had me excited. You see the words Kate and breaking news together, for a second I thought that **** ****** and her husband ***** had finally been arrested for perverting the course of justice, child endangerment, manslaughter, obtaining prescription sedatives via improper channels, improper disposal of a body, and perpetrating a multi million euro fraud.

indioblack

Charleigh Miniature Width wrote: »

It's where we grow the cabbage, spuds, and carrots for the Mod's lunches.

Are they after their breakfast, then?

MilesMorales1

I genuinely have no idea what the **** you're all talking about.

r93kaey5p2izun

C Montgomery Gurns II wrote: »

Ah here, yis had me excited. You see the words Kate and breaking news together, for a second I thought that **** ****** and her husband ***** had finally been arrested for perverting the course of justice, child endangerment, manslaughter, obtaining prescription sedatives via improper channels, improper disposal of a body, and perpetrating a multi million euro fraud.

I'm eating my tapas Kate. That's a completely different thread.

indioblack

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

I genuinely have no idea what the **** you're all talking about.

This could be the most accurate description of AH posters ever.

riffmongous

The legendary threads.. thread.. needs to be updated, what say ye Mods?

indioblack

riffmongous wrote: »

The legendary threads.. thread.. needs to be updated, what say ye Mods?

They'd probably say they're eating their breakfast.

me_irl

Colten Young Sculptor wrote: »

I'm eating my tapas Kate. That's a completely different thread.

Messy Joes.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

me_irl wrote: »

Messy Joes.

Don't you go dragging Joe into this. He had nothing to do with it.

Annasopra

Charleigh Miniature Width wrote: »

Don't you go dragging Joe into this. He had nothing to do with it.

Joe Duffy?

Mint Sauce

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

I genuinely have no idea what the **** you're all talking about.

it 'Fairly Sh!tty' what ever it is.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Joe Duffy?

No! Joe. Not Joe Duffy. Joe!

me_irl

Charleigh Miniature Width wrote: »

Don't you go dragging Joe into this. He had nothing to do with it.

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Joe Duffy?

Messy Joes do great "tape-ass" (I believe is the right pronunciation).

Stigura

Screen grab from another, completely unrelated forum:

maudgonner

Stigura wrote: »

Screen grab from another, completely unrelated forum:

Don't leave us hanging! Did the mouse float or what?

razorblunt

I wonder what that thread is about...

page 1.. not a clue
page 2... not a clue
page 3 ... not a clue

I'll check back again tomorrow.

r93kaey5p2izun

Stigura wrote: »

Screen grab from another, completely unrelated forum:

Should we be concerned for this mouse? Is it of the click and scroll variety or the long tail and a penchant for cheese variety? Your profile doesn't offer much comfort, with equal amounts of posts in Computers&Technology and Animals&Pets.

DanMurphy

I've wondered what DID happen to Kate and if Bran Flakes were still had for breakfast next door?

Helen lived two doors down and used to call mostly at lunch.

btw. Mice can swim (in milk) and simply love the old Bran Flakes.

Father Hernandez

"Did you get your father a present for his birthday?"

MilesMorales1

Wait this was fair city the whole time? ****s sake.

r93kaey5p2izun

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Wait this was fair city the whole time? ****s sake.

Nope.

maudgonner

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Wait this was fair city the whole time? ****s sake.

It's times like this you need to stop and ask yourself:


What would James Bond do?