What is Weirdest/strangest thing someone has said to you?

Parchment · 12-05-2017 07:56PM

I was told i had a "very chocolatey voice" once by a creepy woman who used to work in our building.

A guy walked up to me outside a pub once and told me "you're so ugly".

Four Phucs Ache · 12-05-2017 08:05PM

Was on a work night out and a woman that sits about 20 feet away came over to me drunk arms in the air etc and hugs me and thanked me for always keeping a pen behind my ear. She called me her brainy busy sexy man with an eternal confused look while sticking her finger into my chest.

I told her I always looked confused because I couldn't find my pen.Then she wore the face off me.

koumi · 12-05-2017 08:16PM

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

Was on a work night out and a woman that sits about 20 feet away came over to me drunk arms in the air etc and hugs me and thanked me for always keeping a pen behind my ear. She called me her brainy busy sexy man with an eternal confused look while sticking her finger into my chest.

I told her I always looked confused because I couldn't find my pen.Then she wore the face off me.

it's like fifty shades with Mr Bean as the protagonist.

jeanjolie · 12-05-2017 08:31PM

Was in a coderdojo class a while back in 2013 and admiring an attractive girl (16) same age as me in a dojo class for a bit too long and she said while looking at her computer casually:

'Mate, could you kindly not stare at me? I know I look very nice but it's a bit rude to do it for too long. Thanks'

Will never forget the smile on her face..

wakka12 · 12-05-2017 09:44PM

Parchment wrote: »

I was told i had a "very chocolatey voice" once by a creepy woman who used to work in our building.

A guy walked up to me outside a pub once and told me "you're so ugly".

what do people get out of saying that to a stranger

nhunter100 · 12-05-2017 10:06PM

wakka12 wrote:

what do people get out of saying that to a stranger

Simple they're pr*cks.

IvyTheTerrible · 13-05-2017 03:24PM

sabat wrote: »

I was at a gig with my friend and during a quiet moment when he had gone to the bar a beautiful woman left her group of friends and sat down beside me in his seat and said
"I just want to say you're the most miserable looking man I've ever seen."

She didn't get up either so seemed to think this was a good conversation opener, alas I was speechless.

Oh that sounds like an opener to her "You look miserable with your girlfriend, you'd look a lot happier with me" move. Classy!

Cutie 3.14 · 13-05-2017 03:34PM

A guy I wasn't even dating at the time...."we'd make seriously good looking children"

Gunslinger92 · 13-05-2017 03:42PM

A guy on the train a few years ago told me that I have "lovely fingers for playing the piano" and that I should donate my fingernails to the children of Africa.

please helpThank YOU · 13-05-2017 04:02PM

about 15 years ago a guy walked up to me at night as I was parking the my car . and said to me very nice car if i want to right now i can take `Hijack your car .

What is Weirdest/strangest thing someone has said to you?

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