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What is Weirdest/strangest thing someone has said to you?

  • 12-05-2017 04:02PM
    #1
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭


    Mine has to be this guy I know told me he was going to own Manchester United Soccer Club and he was dead Serious .:eek:


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  • #2
    jmayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,226 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    Why do your posts often make me think of ...

    landscape-1446671553-tv-matt-lucas-vicky-pollard-little-britain.jpg

    I am not allowed discuss …



  • #3
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    jmayo wrote: »
    Why do your posts often make me think of ...

    landscape-1446671553-tv-matt-lucas-vicky-pollard-little-britain.jpg
    Very Funny I forgot to Laugh.


  • #4
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    please helpThank YOU wrote: »
    Very Funny I forgot to Laugh.

    You forgot a few words in your title too.


  • #5
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    please helpThank YOU wrote: »
    Very Funny I forgot to Laugh.

    I didn't.


    Hahahhahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahabaahhahahahahaahahahabhahaaha


  • #6
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    please helpThank YOU wrote: »
    Mine has to be this guy I know told me he was going to own Manchester United Soccer Club and he was dead Serious .:eek:

    About an hour ago,you told me that high rents equate to bad places.


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  • #7
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    "What is the strangest/weirdest thing someone has ever said to you?"

    Is that your question?


  • #8
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Just close the facking thread please.


  • #9
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    johnnyskeleton wrote: »
    "What is the strangest/weirdest thing someone has ever said to you?"

    Is that your question?
    Yes . Said is left out .


  • #10
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    please helpThank YOU wrote: »
    Yes . Said is left out .

    You shouldn't be left out


  • #11
    Armchair Andy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    please helpThank YOU wrote:
    Yes . Said is left out .


    Was Said Aouita in jail?


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  • #12
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    It's OK, i've figured it out and updated the thread title.


  • #13
    nhunter100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭nhunter100


    Erik Shin wrote:
    You shouldn't be left out


    left or let?


  • #14
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    please helpThank YOU wrote: »
    Yes . Said is left out .

    Its a ring-toss game.


  • #15
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    It's OK, i've figured it out and updated the thread title.

    Much clearer now. Thanks.


  • #16
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Its a ring-toss game.

    Hmmmmm. Ring toss


  • #17
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Zaph wrote: »
    Much clearer now. Thanks.

    I never knew that boardsie's took such a keen interest in math.


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What's the square root of eleventy six times seventy twelve.


  • #19
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Wait, is it math or maths?


  • #20
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Wait, is it math or maths?

    Maths. Anyone calling it math will be tried as a witch.


  • #21
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    I calculated the standard deviation of the height of various canines.

    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057717938/1/#post102925418

    edit: the thread has completely changed.


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  • #22
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Zaph wrote: »
    Maths. Anyone calling it math will be tried as a witch.

    For generations, people have been divided on the topic of witch trials.
    Maybe the math/maths division has been the common denominator in the each case. I'll have to crunch the numbers on it.


  • #23
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    Typing Error Fixed Now.


  • #24
    nhunter100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭nhunter100


    Boom_Bap wrote:
    Maybe the math/maths division has been the common denominator in the each case. I'll have to crunch the numbers on it.


    No offense but this sentence makes as much sense as the thread title did before the correction.


  • #25
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I never knew that boardsie's took such a keen interest in meth.

    Fixed that. And it would explain some of the bizarre threads being started lately..


  • #26
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Armchair Andy wrote: »
    Was Said Aouita in jail?


    No....he did a runner :D

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #27
    jmayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,226 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What's the square root of eleventy six times seventy twelve.

    Is it 42 ?

    I know it is the answer for something.

    I am not allowed discuss …



  • #28
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    The friend of a guy I was seeing bit my arm and said "you are all about the sex".

    He was right though.


  • #29
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Is it safe?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #30
    koumi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 646 ✭✭✭koumi


    Today I stepped in out of the rain and got myself a coffee in a pub/cafe and stood in the porch looking out at it while smoking a roll. Some guy, not Irish, came out after me and being friendly started up a conversation. It was great til he got to the end of where he was going with it and asked me if I was a singer. His accent was fairly heavy so I asked him to repeat the question but it didn't sound much clearer than the first time and I wondered if he was confusing me with someone or did I look like a famous band member so I asked him sincerely, "why..do I look like I'm a singer?"
    He kind of looked at me for a minute just as confused and said, "ok" and took off.
    I realised about ten minutes later that he had asked me if I was single.


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  • #31
    sabat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,895 ✭✭✭sabat


    I was at a gig with my friend and during a quiet moment when he had gone to the bar a beautiful woman left her group of friends and sat down beside me in his seat and said
    "I just want to say you're the most miserable looking man I've ever seen."

    She didn't get up either so seemed to think this was a good conversation opener, alas I was speechless.


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