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Youre homeless tomorrow

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    #2
    gifted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,886 ✭✭✭gifted


    Sleep in the car...get a famous movie director to put me up...


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    #3
    odyssey06
    Registered Users Posts: 28,521 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Couch. Family or friend.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    I'm incredibly lucky in that it wouldn't happen to me. If, touch wood, my house burned down in the morning, I would have a ton of options of where to stay.


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    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Air bnb if I have my cards
    Couch surfing if I don't


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    kevthegaff
    Registered Users Posts: 6,906 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    Go to the country offering farm labour and stay. Can't understand why homeless always stay in cities


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    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    kevthegaff wrote: »
    Go to the country offering farm labour and stay. Can't understand why homeless always stay in cities

    Yeah there is an app for that I picked up som e hitchhikers last summer doing it all round Europe
    Drove them from Castlebar to Sligo, there is a site that advertises labour in return for board and lodgings.
    Homeless people as in the traditional sleep in a doorway under cardboard people are normal suffering with addiction and or mental issues. Fake homeless people simply don't have homes


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Family or dig out the large hidden hoard.


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    OldMrBrennan83
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    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Jacob Juicy Sellout wrote: »
    Family or dig out the large hidden hoard.

    You know one day one of us will kidnap you right ?


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    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Use my Unlimited Cineworld card and sleep for 5 x 90 minute films a day and live on left over popcorn and soft drinks... then walk the streets at night.


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    Mena
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    I'd book into a fancy hotel until the problem was resolved.


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    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    Use my Unlimited Cineworld card and sleep for 5 x 90 minute films a day and live on left over popcorn and soft drinks... then walk the streets at night.

    Thats actually a real good trick.

    In japan some use internet cafés, buy enough credit for a night.
    In a wee cordoned off box with computer.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



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    tomwaits48
    Registered Users Posts: 861 ✭✭✭tomwaits48


    Contact people before profit


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    #15
    Agent Coulson
    Registered Users Posts: 60,438 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    Break into a NAMA controlled building and declare it the peoples of Ireland's to own and live there.


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    #16
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Pick up phone.

    1850 715 815

    Profit.


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    Macmillan150
    Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭Macmillan150


    What if you had to worry about children too. If you're on your own, there's much more options.


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    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    whoopsadoodles wrote: »
    I'm incredibly lucky in that it wouldn't happen to me. If, touch wood, my house burned down in the morning, I would have a ton of options of where to stay.

    I think you're missing the point of the thread


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    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Move in with my sisters family, I'm sure she'd not mind (for a while!)


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    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    kevthegaff wrote: »
    Go to the country offering farm labour and stay. Can't understand why homeless always stay in cities

    There is volunteer organic farm labourer scheme called Wwoof, details here for anyone who is about to become homeless. :)


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    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Under the sea.


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    MaroonAndGreen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭MaroonAndGreen


    greencap wrote:
    In japan some use internet cafés, buy enough credit for a night. In a wee cordoned off box with computer.


    This is done in Dublin too!


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    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    "What would you do if your son was at home
    Crying all alone on the bedroom floor,
    Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?"

    What would ya do, huh?


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Tigger wrote: »
    You know one day one of us will kidnap you right ?

    I'll save us all the hassle. How much now to just drop the notion?


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    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    I think you're missing the point of the thread

    Nope. I said it wouldn't happen to me.

    As opposed to most others who answered the wrong question.


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    Tom Mann Centuria
    Registered Users Posts: 10,958 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    I'd find my missing apostrophe.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



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    #27
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    "What would you do if your son was at home
    Crying all alone on the bedroom floor,
    Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?"

    What would ya do, huh?

    Are you the man? >.>

    Anyway, stay with family or friends. At worst, and I can't imagine it ever happening, sleep in the car for a few nights, shower and eat in work.


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    SCOOP 64
    Registered Users Posts: 5,236 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    "What would you do if your son was at home
    Crying all alone on the bedroom floor,
    Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?"

    What would ya do, huh?

    if you were a man in same situation you wouldn't have the option at all.


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    #29
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    whoopsadoodles wrote: »
    Nope. I said it wouldn't happen to me.

    As opposed to most others who answered the wrong question.

    Ah, it was all a trick. There are no question marks so no questions!


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    #30
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Book my self into the Sligo Park or Glasshouse, and let the Insurance take care of it all.

    :D


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    howamidifferent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Rent my ass for money.


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