Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

gramar wrote: »

At this moment...arf arf arf
my being is the opposite to the lord
my being is anti-establishment
ignorant of my desires
although I am aware of the means to obtain it
My desire is the destruction of an onlooker

The Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The U.K

gramar wrote: »

Get out of here car elevating device and stay away.

hit the road jack!

gramar wrote: »

I shall insist on looking for a means to your cardiac muscle
attempt to accept that things are improving

Searching for a way to your heart - Soulsister

Boy child,I'm aged one score and ten years.You were not born out of love,your mum's loose morals were the sole reason behind our brief union,which in turn led to your existence.Im also riddled with arthritis,what you obtain is exactly what you observe understood?
Hurrah Hurrah,Hooray Hooray.
Hurrah Hurrah,Hooray Hooray.
This afternoon,I reluctantly nailed a sibling to some wood.

One day,not long after dawn I was running some errands.I decided to insufflate some narcotics which I recall were South American in origin.In my intoxication,I murdered my spouse by way of gunshot.Overwhelmed by the excitement,I decided to retire to my sleeping quarters and have a nap. I placed the murder weapon,in this instance a heavy calibre handgun under the pillow for safe keeping. I woke early the following day and realised what I had done. Not wanting to face the consequences, I quickly retrieved the firearm,imbibed some more narcotics and made for my escape. It was a good attempt, but alas it wasn't good enough,as the powers that be apprehended me as I was crossing the border. I was put in a holding cell,where more narcotics were consumed.Before long,a police officer from home turned up and put it to me that I was guilty of killing my wife. My protests of innocence fell on deaf ears however and I was soon travelling home in shackles.Legal proceedings began in earnest, again however my protests of innocence went over the heads of those in attendance, and I was duly convicted. I'm writing this from a maximum security prison. And I urge anyone reading this to take heed of what I say next.Try cut down on the alcohol intake,and cut the narcotics out completely. Because otherwise you may end up in the unenviable position I find myself in now.