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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

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and still ricky villa

Autosport wrote: »

Was Paris in school

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retalivity

Heard a 'Dash' in blanch shopping centre yday.

ZeroThreat

I knew a gent called Ulick McGee once.

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ZeroThreat wrote: »

I knew a gent called Ulick McGee once.

Ah sure there's one of him in every town.

Hotblack Desiato

ZeroThreat wrote: »

I knew a gent called Ulick McGee once.

He's best mates with Ben Dover and Phil McCracken.

Glenster

Lyle is a pretty ropey name.

also Fergus for the exact opposite reason

tupenny

retalivity wrote: »

Heard a 'Dash' in blanch shopping centre yday.

Dash is pretty great though?! I'd never call my kid that but Dash is great!
A work colleague called her son ferdia. . Genuinely thought she was messing. . Also thought another colleague was joking when she blabbed on about what a great name it is. I feel like she's still taking the piss

tupenny

Cathal though

Let's all cough up phlegm

Means Of Escape

Breffni

DEFTLEFTHAND

GoneHome wrote: »

Ok a girl I know called her son Ferdia, I know it's Irish but my god it sounds like a foot disease, I also heard a recent one 'Jaxon' that will be nice at school "Jaxon Murphy"

*I changed the surname but it's not far off

Man of God, Fear Dia.

I love the Tain tales. I always wished that Ferdia had won and not that bender CuChullain.

Filmer Paradise

Glenster wrote: »

Lyle is a pretty ropey name.

also Fergus for the exact opposite reason

Yeah Fergus/Feargal were real nothing names back in the day.

The more modern equivalent would be Aaron.

They don't even sit well with most Irish surnames.

Those names are a complete vacuum.

Patty O Furniture

Juniper is one name, that was unforgettable!

ross191

"Harrison" people believe they are from LA.

"Dexter" it gets worse....

"Ella" -

corner of hells

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

GoneHome wrote: »

Ok a girl I know called her son Ferdia, I know it's Irish but my god it sounds like a foot disease, I also heard a recent one 'Jaxon' that will be nice at school "Jaxon Murphy"

*I changed the surname but it's not far off

Man of God, Fear Dia.

I love the Tain tales. I always wished that Ferdia had won and not that bender CuChullain.

I'm nearly after pissing meself reading that comment about CuChullain.

Surreptitious

Tristum.
He was living in the UK and was a right twat. He thought he was from Oasis and used to walk like them randomly down the street plus had exactly the same hairstyle.

fussyonion

Jax.
Layton.
Esme.
Trudy.
Wesley.

This Fat Girl Runs

Zeppelin
Arrow

They're twins.

Wossack

This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »

Zeppelin
Arrow

They're twins.

the complete A - Z of terrible names

Cortina_MK_IV

This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »

Zeppelin
Arrow

They're twins.

Luckily they'll be babies forever. Imagine they had to grow up and go to school and poor Zeppy is overweight and Arrow might not be the sharpest arrow in the quiver.

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tupenny wrote: »

Really hate the name Cathal.
Just sounds like a sound.. an ugly sound *coughcoughcawhl*

tupenny wrote: »

Cathal though

Let's all cough up phlegm

Yeah seeing as we're into the usual anti-Irish ethnic stereotypes being belched out, and thanked, by the usual cultural cringe suspects I much prefer all those nasal-sounding,snortled English names like Harry, Charles, George, David, Jack and John. Oh the sweet, dulcet, mellifluous civilised tones of the Queen's English, old chap. Snortle.

Kintarō Hattori

I heard Mason yesterday in Balbriggan........ BALBRIGGAN of all places.

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Surreptitious wrote: »

Tristum.

It sounds like one of the many depressingly undereducated attempts at avoiding a correct spelling. In this case, the historic Tristan of late medieval Tristan and Iseult fame. Although, this is felicitous.

erica74

On the topic of Irish names - if anyone watches Catastrophe, they name one of the children Muireann and the piss taking over the name is really funny :pac:

and still ricky villa

Heard at any Easter egg hunt over the weekend:

Caspian

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Carter was up visiting his father in the prison yesterday. Do you know who's coming up next week? Jarren. Jarren is coming up next week. Jarren. JARREN. Is that a boy or a girl? I haven't the foggiest but I almost openly sniggered when I heard the name. Fcuking Jarren.

Conall Cernach

Omackeral wrote: »

Carter was up visiting his father in the prison yesterday. Do you know who's coming up next week? Jarren. Jarren is coming up next week. Jarren. JARREN. Is that a boy or a girl? I haven't the foggiest but I almost openly sniggered when I heard the name. Fcuking Jarren.

I know a girl who named her son Jairon.

[Deleted User]

Conall Cernach wrote: »

I know a girl who named her son Jairon.

How do you say that? Jay-ron or Joy-ron. It's always J names isn't it. Jaxon, Jayden, Jarren, Jarrell, Jairon, Jayce... and that's just the boys.

paddydone1

Fionn
Fanny
Yasmiff

Balmed Out

paddydone1 wrote: »

Fionn
Fanny
Yasmiff

Cant see anything wrong with Fionn, I remember years back every morning on the Inca trail we would have strawberry jam with breakfast. The brand was Fanny so it was a red jar labelled fanny jam.

ibarelycare

The majority of this person's grandchildren have awful names...

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