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If you could break one law and get away with it,what would it be?

  • 10-04-2017 11:46AM
    #1
    lifeandtimes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭


    If you could break one law and get away with it,what would it be and why?


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  • #2
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    To destroy my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the lamentation of the women.


  • #3
    s15r330
    Closed Accounts Posts: 942 ✭✭✭s15r330


    Murder, hate them f*ckin Kardashians.


  • #4
    Jack the Stripper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Cycle through red light.


  • #5
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'd pee in the pool


  • #6
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I can't even break wind and get away with it. So I've no hope of breaking the law

    https://youtu.be/L397TWLwrUU


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  • #7
    Bracken81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 225 ✭✭Bracken81


    RAPE...........obviously!

    That question was way too easy :-) :-)


  • #8
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I'd commit grievous bodily harm to all OPs who post a thread solely with a question.

    Because discussion isn't just a QnA session.


  • #9
    lifeandtimes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭lifeandtimes


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    I'd commit grievous bodily harm to all OPs who post a thread solely with a question.

    Because discussion isn't just a QnA session.

    Why tho?


  • #10
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    lifeandtimes wrote: »
    Why tho?

    That came after the "Because."


  • #11
    Arne_Saknussem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,732 ✭✭✭Arne_Saknussem


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    That came after the "Because."

    Complete waste of a Get Out of Jail card, in fairness.


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  • #12
    The Caveman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 288 ✭✭The Caveman


    Must be in a US city with big highways, like LA

    Use a doughnut delivery truck as a getaway car, after robbing a bank.

    Than, begin chased by the police all over the city, with the helicopter news cameras showing the chase live on TV...


  • #13
    howamidifferent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Beastiality...There is this really hot looking sheep in a field I pass on my way to work each morning... She looks at me with those big eyes and I just know she's be up for it...:pac:


  • #14
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    blasphemy laws

    though knowing I'd not get into legal troubles would probably take the edge of it


  • #15
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,367 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Bracken81 wrote: »
    RAPE...........obviously!

    That question was way too easy :-) :-)

    How can you even have the head to write a 'joke' like that.


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Defaming bloggers


  • #17
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Not pay tax.


  • #18
    Bracken81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 225 ✭✭Bracken81


    callaway92 wrote: »
    How can you even have the head to write a 'joke' like that.


    17 Hail Mary's later......I can finally forgive myself :D


  • #19
    jaja321
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 793 ✭✭✭jaja321


    Bracken81 wrote: »
    RAPE...........obviously!

    That question was way too easy :-) :-)

    Wow.


  • #20
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    A life time exemption from speeding laws would be nice.


  • #21
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,004 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    One big bank robbery

    None of the rest of the laws seem to matter much when you're a billionaire.

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  • #22
    Ms Doubtfire1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭Ms Doubtfire1


    Giving our current government a very nasty stomach bug all at the same time. :D


  • #23
    Pataman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,546 ✭✭✭Pataman


    Gravity


  • #24
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    Sleepy wrote: »
    One big bank robbery

    None of the rest of the laws seem to matter much when you're a billionaire.

    I'll take that but change bank to the mint. Drive my ass out of there with a pallet of €500s and enjoy the rest of my debt free life :pac:


  • #25
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I'd like to leave the immersion on.


  • #26
    Dave0301
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,939 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Pataman wrote: »
    Gravity

    Gravity is technically a phenomenon.

    *Takes off pedant hat.


  • #27
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    I'd like to be arrested for being too gorgeous.


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bracken81 wrote: »
    RAPE...........obviously!

    That question was way too easy :-) :-)

    Jesus Christ.


  • #29
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    Well People Break Law in Ireland for Decades There Called Garda Informants .


  • #30
    ShowMeTheCash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭ShowMeTheCash


    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Pataman wrote: »
    Gravity

    Gravity is technically a phenomenon.

    *Takes off pedant hat.
    Technically it is a theory...
    But Newton's "Law" of gravitation is still technically a law.


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  • #31
    Dave0301
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,939 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    ShowMeTheCash wrote: »
    Dave0301 wrote: »

    Gravity is technically a phenomenon.

    *Takes off pedant hat.
    Technically it is a theory...
    But Newton's "Law" of gravitation is still technically a law.[/quote]

    Gravity is the phenomenon. Einstein's theory of general relativity describes the reason for the phenomenon. Newton's​ Law describes the magnitude of the "force" between two point masses.

    Could be very wrong of course :D


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