If you could break one law and get away with it,what would it be?

lifeandtimes

If you could break one law and get away with it,what would it be and why?

Starscream25

To destroy my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the lamentation of the women.

s15r330

Murder, hate them f*ckin Kardashians.

Jack the Stripper

Cycle through red light.

biko

I'd pee in the pool

jamesbere

I can't even break wind and get away with it. So I've no hope of breaking the law

https://youtu.be/L397TWLwrUU

Bracken81

RAPE...........obviously!

That question was way too easy :-) :-)

Dravokivich

I'd commit grievous bodily harm to all OPs who post a thread solely with a question.

Because discussion isn't just a QnA session.

lifeandtimes

Dravokivich wrote: »

I'd commit grievous bodily harm to all OPs who post a thread solely with a question.

Because discussion isn't just a QnA session.

Why tho?

Dravokivich

lifeandtimes wrote: »

Why tho?

That came after the "Because."

Arne_Saknussem

Dravokivich wrote: »

That came after the "Because."

Complete waste of a Get Out of Jail card, in fairness.

The Caveman

Must be in a US city with big highways, like LA

Use a doughnut delivery truck as a getaway car, after robbing a bank.

Than, begin chased by the police all over the city, with the helicopter news cameras showing the chase live on TV...

howamidifferent

Beastiality...There is this really hot looking sheep in a field I pass on my way to work each morning... She looks at me with those big eyes and I just know she's be up for it...:pac:

Wossack

blasphemy laws

though knowing I'd not get into legal troubles would probably take the edge of it

callaway92

Bracken81 wrote: »

RAPE...........obviously!

That question was way too easy :-) :-)

How can you even have the head to write a 'joke' like that.

Defaming bloggers

Winterlong

Not pay tax.

Bracken81

callaway92 wrote: »

How can you even have the head to write a 'joke' like that.

17 Hail Mary's later......I can finally forgive myself

jaja321

Bracken81 wrote: »

RAPE...........obviously!

That question was way too easy :-) :-)

Wow.

Noveight

A life time exemption from speeding laws would be nice.

Sleepy

One big bank robbery

None of the rest of the laws seem to matter much when you're a billionaire.

Ms Doubtfire1

Giving our current government a very nasty stomach bug all at the same time.

Pataman

Gravity

Toots

Sleepy wrote: »

One big bank robbery

None of the rest of the laws seem to matter much when you're a billionaire.

I'll take that but change bank to the mint. Drive my ass out of there with a pallet of €500s and enjoy the rest of my debt free life :pac:

corner of hells

I'd like to leave the immersion on.

Dave0301

Pataman wrote: »

Gravity

Gravity is technically a phenomenon.

*Takes off pedant hat.

diomed

I'd like to be arrested for being too gorgeous.

Bracken81

Bracken81 wrote: »

RAPE...........obviously!

That question was way too easy :-) :-)

Jesus Christ.

please helpThank YOU

Well People Break Law in Ireland for Decades There Called Garda Informants .

ShowMeTheCash

Dave0301 wrote: »

Pataman wrote: »

Gravity

Gravity is technically a phenomenon.

*Takes off pedant hat.

Technically it is a theory...
But Newton's "Law" of gravitation is still technically a law.

Dave0301

ShowMeTheCash wrote: »

Dave0301 wrote: »

Gravity is technically a phenomenon.

*Takes off pedant hat.

Technically it is a theory...
But Newton's "Law" of gravitation is still technically a law.[/quote]

Gravity is the phenomenon. Einstein's theory of general relativity describes the reason for the phenomenon. Newton's​ Law describes the magnitude of the "force" between two point masses.

Could be very wrong of course

ShowMeTheCash

Dave0301 wrote: »

Technically it is a theory...
But Newton's "Law" of gravitation is still technically a law.

Gravity is the phenomenon. Einstein's theory of general relativity describes the reason for the phenomenon. Newton's​ Law describes the magnitude of the "force" between two point masses.

Could be very wrong of course [/QUOTE]

Gravity is the theory behind the phenomenon. The reason it is a theory is technically is not proven... we see the effects, but Gravity acts very different when we look at the sub atomic or quantum mechanics so not fully understood.

Cordell

But Newton's "Law" of gravitation is still technically a law

Will it still apply post brexit?

ShowMeTheCash

Cordell wrote: »

Will it still apply post brexit?

Apparently the Brits are taking gravity with them!

DanMurphy

I'd love to scatter those Council bollards, about a mile of them.
I was sorely tempted yesterday to 'clip an' scatter' a line of them on the road between Kildare and Thurles!

One of these days ole Dan'll be to darn old to resist !

Ulysses Gaze

Toots wrote: »

I'll take that but change bank to the mint. Drive my ass out of there with a pallet of €500s and enjoy the rest of my debt free life :pac:

Yes. That would be my choice too.

BBDBB

to post in Boards prison forum unfettered

76544567

I break hundreds of laws every day, as do we all.
No end of people to warn me what I'm doing is against the law and I'll be got. Never happened yet though.
It's only against the law if you get caught, charged and convicted.
If you can just keep it to not getting caught then all the better.
I'm gonna watch the walking dead on an android box tonight. I'm shaking, but I'll chance it.

Mr E

Time travel to meet my younger self (usually an unbreakable temporal law).

With some Euromillions numbers.

The universe might fold in on itself and blink out of existence, but at least I'd be rich.

sbsquarepants

ShowMeTheCash wrote: »

Gravity is the phenomenon. Einstein's theory of general relativity describes the reason for the phenomenon. Newton's​ Law describes the magnitude of the "force" between two point masses.

Could be very wrong of course

In scientific speak - theories always remain theories, it just means explanation. A theory can't be upgraded to a law. Laws are fundamental relationships, theories flesh out the details of those laws.

The general everyday usage of the word theory as in a hunch or an inkling, in science speak is called a hypothesis.

The law I'd like to break is Murphy's law. For once I'd like something that could go wrong, not to - just to see what that's like for a change:mad:

Lyle Lanley

Why'd the guy who said rape get such a hard time but the people saying murder are fine?

Strange world we're living in.

sbsquarepants

Lyle Lanley wrote: »

Why'd the guy who said rape get such a hard time but the people saying murder are fine?

Strange world we're living in.

Blazing saddles, when they're interviewing outlaws

So what crimes ya been commiting.

Murder, rape, robbery, rape.

You said rape twice.

I like rape

You couldn't make a film like that these days, doesn't mean it wasn't funny though:D

ilkhanid

Genocide..obviously.

Only joking.
It would have to be drug offences. Mad to try those strange outre ones like mescalin.

Hannibal_Smith

Mr E wrote: »

Time travel to meet my younger self (usually an unbreakable temporal law).

With some Euromillions numbers.

The universe might fold in on itself and blink out of existence, but at least I'd be rich.

I read the first line of your post thinking, awww that's a lovely peaceful way of breaking the law. Getting rich without causing harm or damage. Then I got to the final sentence :pac:

tkd93

callaway92 wrote: »

How can you even have the head to write a 'joke' like that.

Never understood this. Poster few comments above wants to murder multiple people and no one seems to have an issue with that? Murder is alot worst then rape.

slovakchick

Genocide

please helpThank YOU

Fly over Afghanistan With all my Enemies and drop them out of the plane parachuting into the Taliban.

Barry Badrinath

please helpThank YOU wrote: »

Fly over Afghanistan With all my Enemies and drop them out of the plane parachuting into the Taliban.

What law is that?

triple nipple

callaway92 wrote:

How can you even have the head to write a 'joke' like that.

Who said he was joking?

puppieperson1

ethnic cleansing of the newest ethnic minority for crimes against animals particularly horses and dogs !!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Why are some crimes ok, like genocide, murdering (identifiable) people and beastiality, but others are not, like rape.

My moral compass has bent in on itself and i'm not sure which direction to point towards.