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How many condom machines are there out there that just don't work?

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  • #32
    snowflaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    Durex Ultra Safe- cos HIV meds are a pain!


  • #33
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    I know right?! I was tryna lodge my 50,000 quid into the bank machine the other day and the bloody thing broke! and all the while my Chevrolet was nearly stolen? Thank god my PA was on hand to stop it, we went golfing and drank coconut water afterward to relax!


  • #34
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,069 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Seven.


  • #35
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 487 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    What do you call the change from a durex machine?

    Johnny Cash.


  • #36
    Mongfinder General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    bazz26 wrote: »
    Live on the edge OP. Go commando and hope for the best.

    Wearing condoms is like taking a bath with your socks on.


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  • #37
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I don't get "Jon Bon Jovis"


  • #38
    bobbysands81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭bobbysands81


    NeverTheLess wrote: »
    is it too late to get on that bandwagon?

    This was about 20 years ago now! The machines were very basic and would jam up no bother. People would be too embarrassed to look for a refund from the bar staff and even if they did the bar staff would just say that they don't own the machines and it's nothing to do with them. The machines would then be backed up with pound coins.


  • #39
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    The one in Lemon and Duke is a trap to get your money.


  • #40
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    pickarooney wrote: »
    I don't get "Jon Bon Jovis"

    Rubber johnny / johnnies = jon bon jovi's


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