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Last text you received

  • 30-03-2017 8:54am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭


    What's the last text you got? No makey up ones about the size of your schlong please !

    Me - " oh no that's not a good idea at all"


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Comments

  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,751 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    "OMG thats massive"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,410 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Perfect, I will phone them and let you know!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,709 ✭✭✭Bacchus


    "Happy Birthday!!"


    The text was from someone wishing me a happy birthday cos today's my birthday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    'Can I get a lift with you in the morning?'


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Your VHI claims statement is ready to view.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭Flibble


    "Also, how very dare you! I am nothing like X. She's the least successful gold digger I've ever met in my life!'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Parchment


    "A quick reminder to put your Recycling Bin out tonight as tomorrow is your collection day".

    The glamour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "See you 7.30"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,091 ✭✭✭catrionanic


    My mother sending me a picture of my brother's lit baptismal candle - she's praying for him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    You have spent EURO 6.03 on Internet Services since 29/03/2017

    +

    You have spent EURO 12.87 on internet Services since 29/03/2017


    (Thanks Three, you could have told me this yesterday)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,459 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Vodafone "Thanks for topping up. You're on 10c calls & Free weekends so you get 10c/min calls weekdays & free weekend calls to any vodafone number for 30 days"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Parchment


    Kenjataimu wrote: »
    You have spent EURO 6.03 on Internet Services since 29/03/2017

    +

    You have spent EURO 12.87 on internet Services since 29/03/2017


    (Thanks Three, you could have told me this yesterday)

    I left three recently - i wont miss those texts. set a reminder in your phone for the day before to top up


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 160 ✭✭aj89


    "Made it"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    "It's Steve"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    "You have used 2 inches of sticky tape."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,713 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    "No it's ok."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Stop texting me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,498 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    "Your weekly balance alert: Last nights balance was £0.58 for account Savings"

    :(:(:(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,361 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Large Cadbury Caramel / Dairy Milk Egg ONLY €5! Best Easter Egg deal in Ireland Thurs 30-Mar only with your My SPAR Rewards Card Optout txt STOP to 51155


    Oh, that's today!

    /runs off to buy easter eggs before they're all gone :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 235 ✭✭baktag


    What's wrong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Ye


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Photo of an Italian betting slip. Haven't opened it yet though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    "Don't forget if you top up by €30 or more with Vodafone-"
    I stopped reading at that point and deleted it.
    Bacchus wrote: »
    "Happy Birthday!!"


    The text was from someone wishing me a happy birthday cos today's my birthday.
    Happy birthday!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Some Sonia one inquiring about an ad I have on DoneDeal. I think now Sonia is down in Austrialia in some compound working on the mines and is a little frustrated and this is her new excitement.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Hi, you missed one call from me at 21.20 on 29/03/2017. To reply just press the call button.




    Couldn't find my phone last night!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭js35


    Sometimes that's easier said than done, but I'm still here no matter how many times you meltdown because I love you and I care for u very much. I'll always be in your corner xx


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Parchment wrote: »
    "A quick reminder to put your Recycling Bin out tonight as tomorrow is your collection day".

    The glamour.

    I wish that was my last text since I forgot to take the bin out this morning :(

    My last text received was "see you then 😊"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,935 ✭✭✭✭yourdeadwright


    "sort it tomorrow"
    Plans for Friday


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,409 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    5 years ago I would have had loads of texts. Now it's whatsapp. The last SMS I received was from AES telling me my balance. I think the one before that was Virgin Media telling me my bill was online.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 846 ✭✭✭what the hell!


    Cool ya


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Will you pick us up from the airport next week


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Excitement overload.
    I just got a text from Virgin media confirming an engineer visit ... for yesterday.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    X is sick so it's just 3 of us tomorrow night..can't wait ðŸ˜


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    I'm meeting you there to avoid that!!!


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Cool well lets check in tomorrow avo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    "How are things with you. Any more thoughts on if you will stay in the UK?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭god's toy


    ******** is your Yahoo Account Key


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Will you send me screenshot of your genetic communities on AncestryDNA. Check your email


    (From my brother, as he typed it. He shouldn't be so desperate to prove that he's not adopted. :pac: )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,065 ✭✭✭Miaireland


    Your VHI policy update is ready


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A text from the ma saying thanks for the Mother's day hamper...that arrived yesterday.


  • Administrators Posts: 14,690 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Big Bag of Chips


    "Hi all, please remember Sun 9th april is the chief scout award 20k walk. Starting at 9.30 around the ring road(twice)!! All cubs welcome to walk. Sponsor cards to be brought back next Monday."


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    XXXXXXXXX is your google verification code.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,606 ✭✭✭brevity


    "Whoop! Putting on dinner now x"


  • Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    Thanks momma I'm fed and satisfied now and yes you are a ledge 😘😘😘
    She forgot money for lunch and break since when did they need €7-10 euro for school break and lunch ? She better not spend it all


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    SMS: I put the mask on my hair smells amazing
    Whatsapp: x


    A single x is code for "I'm busy please **** off I'll text you later" :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭CalamariFritti


    From Three :You've used all of your internet allowance this month.Go to http://m.Three.ie/selfcare for more information.

    I swear that's the last of from last night. The funny thing is I'm not even with three anymore.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 263 ✭✭CoolHandBandit


    Did you turn the immersion off?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    From Three :You've used all of your internet allowance this month.Go to http://m.Three.ie/selfcare for more information.

    I swear that's the last of from last night. The funny thing is I'm not even with three anymore.

    I got a text from 3 about my free upgrade for the latest Samsung......I left 3 four years ago.


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