Last text you received

Jobs OXO

What's the last text you got? No makey up ones about the size of your schlong please !

Me - " oh no that's not a good idea at all"

Kimbot

"OMG thats massive"

everlast75

Perfect, I will phone them and let you know!

Bacchus

"Happy Birthday!!"


The text was from someone wishing me a happy birthday cos today's my birthday.

Winterlong

'Can I get a lift with you in the morning?'

andekwarhola

Your VHI claims statement is ready to view.

Flibble

"Also, how very dare you! I am nothing like X. She's the least successful gold digger I've ever met in my life!'

Parchment

"A quick reminder to put your Recycling Bin out tonight as tomorrow is your collection day".

The glamour.

biko

"See you 7.30"

catrionanic

My mother sending me a picture of my brother's lit baptismal candle - she's praying for him!

Kenjataimu

You have spent EURO 6.03 on Internet Services since 29/03/2017

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You have spent EURO 12.87 on internet Services since 29/03/2017


(Thanks Three, you could have told me this yesterday)

Riddle101

Vodafone "Thanks for topping up. You're on 10c calls & Free weekends so you get 10c/min calls weekdays & free weekend calls to any vodafone number for 30 days"

Parchment

Kenjataimu wrote: »

You have spent EURO 6.03 on Internet Services since 29/03/2017

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You have spent EURO 12.87 on internet Services since 29/03/2017


(Thanks Three, you could have told me this yesterday)

I left three recently - i wont miss those texts. set a reminder in your phone for the day before to top up

Yep

aj89

"Made it"

Riesen_Meal

"It's Steve"

Pac1Man

"You have used 2 inches of sticky tape."

osarusan

"No it's ok."

Your Face

Stop texting me.

BrokenArrows

"Your weekly balance alert: Last nights balance was £0.58 for account Savings"

:(:(:(

One eyed Jack

Large Cadbury Caramel / Dairy Milk Egg ONLY €5! Best Easter Egg deal in Ireland Thurs 30-Mar only with your My SPAR Rewards Card Optout txt STOP to 51155


Oh, that's today!

/runs off to buy easter eggs before they're all gone

baktag

What's wrong

kfallon

Ye

dan1895

Photo of an Italian betting slip. Haven't opened it yet though.

aaronjumper

"Don't forget if you top up by €30 or more with Vodafone-"
I stopped reading at that point and deleted it.

Bacchus wrote: »

"Happy Birthday!!"


The text was from someone wishing me a happy birthday cos today's my birthday.

Happy birthday!

Jack the Stripper

Some Sonia one inquiring about an ad I have on DoneDeal. I think now Sonia is down in Austrialia in some compound working on the mines and is a little frustrated and this is her new excitement.

eamonnq

Hi, you missed one call from me at 21.20 on 29/03/2017. To reply just press the call button.




Couldn't find my phone last night!!

js35

Sometimes that's easier said than done, but I'm still here no matter how many times you meltdown because I love you and I care for u very much. I'll always be in your corner xx

Lorelli!

Parchment wrote: »

"A quick reminder to put your Recycling Bin out tonight as tomorrow is your collection day".

The glamour.

I wish that was my last text since I forgot to take the bin out this morning

My last text received was "see you then 😊"

yourdeadwright

"sort it tomorrow"
Plans for Friday

Grayson

5 years ago I would have had loads of texts. Now it's whatsapp. The last SMS I received was from AES telling me my balance. I think the one before that was Virgin Media telling me my bill was online.

what the hell!

Cool ya

Will you pick us up from the airport next week

Winterlong

Excitement overload.
I just got a text from Virgin media confirming an engineer visit ... for yesterday.

Colser

X is sick so it's just 3 of us tomorrow night..can't wait ðŸ˜

Ann22

I'm meeting you there to avoid that!!!

Boom_Bap

Cool well lets check in tomorrow avo

Bambi985

"How are things with you. Any more thoughts on if you will stay in the UK?"

god's toy

******** is your Yahoo Account Key

Badly Drunk Boy

Will you send me screenshot of your genetic communities on AncestryDNA. Check your email


(From my brother, as he typed it. He shouldn't be so desperate to prove that he's not adopted. :pac: )

Miaireland

Your VHI policy update is ready

gramar

A text from the ma saying thanks for the Mother's day hamper...that arrived yesterday.

Big Bag of Chips

"Hi all, please remember Sun 9th april is the chief scout award 20k walk. Starting at 9.30 around the ring road(twice)!! All cubs welcome to walk. Sponsor cards to be brought back next Monday."

Haha

dreamers75

XXXXXXXXX is your google verification code.

brevity

"Whoop! Putting on dinner now x"

snowbabe

Thanks momma I'm fed and satisfied now and yes you are a ledge 😘😘😘
She forgot money for lunch and break since when did they need €7-10 euro for school break and lunch ? She better not spend it all

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

SMS: I put the mask on my hair smells amazing
Whatsapp: x


A single x is code for "I'm busy please **** off I'll text you later"

CalamariFritti

From Three :You've used all of your internet allowance this month.Go to http://m.Three.ie/selfcare for more information.

I swear that's the last of from last night. The funny thing is I'm not even with three anymore.

CoolHandBandit

Did you turn the immersion off?

...And Justice

CalamariFritti wrote: »

From Three :You've used all of your internet allowance this month.Go to http://m.Three.ie/selfcare for more information.

I swear that's the last of from last night. The funny thing is I'm not even with three anymore.

I got a text from 3 about my free upgrade for the latest Samsung......I left 3 four years ago.