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fire Brigade cut off penis ring

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭seagull


    Last time I saw a story like this, the guy had been embarrassed and held off heading for hospital, waited too long, and gangrene had set in, and he lost his cock along with the ring. Maybe this bod had seen that story, and decided that he preferred embarrassment to removal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Ah c'mon look at the size of the ring😒
    One ball at a time. Ball one, then ball two, now your scrotum is in it, you squeeze the flaccid penis through it. Seems pretty straightforward to me - the internal radius of the ring is 4cm, which is more than enough to shove your bits through when soft.

    I understand the why, I just cannot fathom how someone thinks a solid ring with no safety release on it is a good idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,038 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    You know you're in for serious ridin' when you go "Nah, we need the titanium one for this!"


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Cursed Ring

    latest?cb=20100519170439

    Equip for +15 Endurance bonus, but inflicts Death Sentence on the user


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,220 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    Metal rings are fairly common and are easier than rubber ones however you'd want to know the size, 5 diameter is better for cock and balls


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    That's just nuts.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Esel wrote: »
    That's just nuts.
    It would have been if the fireman using the angle grinder slipped!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭archer22


    It would have been if the fireman using the angle grinder slipped!

    I seriously doubt it was an "angle grinder" that would heat the metal it was cutting to red hot and cook his goolies :D.
    I presume the tool used was a little Dremel type cutting tool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,220 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    That ring is for serious users with experience, he prob never used one before and went straight for deep end


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    TheDriver wrote: »
    That ring is for serious users with experience, he prob never used one before and went straight for deep end

    Just out of interest - what's the benefit?

    Not your ornery onager



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    archer22 wrote: »
    I seriously doubt it was an "angle grinder" that would heat the metal it was cutting to red hot and cook his goolies :D.
    I presume the tool used was a little Dremel type cutting tool.

    In the article it says they had to keep pouring water on the ring and him to stop it overheating


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,220 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    Esel wrote: »
    Just out of interest - what's the benefit?
    In theory, to create greater blood rush but in reality, a bit of fun


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,220 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    In the article it says they had to keep pouring water on the ring and him to stop it overheating
    I hears friction joke coming on (excuse the pun)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭222233


    Do these rings increase stimulation or something? Is there any benefit for the girl?

    I hope the poor lads bits are okay, pretty shocking imagery right there, probably something I'd like to forget.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,679 ✭✭✭MAJJ


    I'm with lethal lady on this one, wtf was he doing with is balls!!! Looking for trouble on that one.

    This song sprang to mind, lyrics below sing it with me for the poor bastard

    You shout it out
    But I can't hear a word you say
    I'm talking loud not saying much
    I'm criticized but all your bullets ricochet
    You shoot me down, but I get up
    I'm bulletproof nothing to lose
    Fire away, fire away
    Ricochet, you take your aim
    Fire away, fire away
    You shoot me down but I won't fall, I am titanium
    You shoot me down but I won't fall
    I am titanium
    Cut me down
    But it's you who has further to fall
    Ghost town, haunted love
    Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones
    I'm talking loud not saying much
    I'm bulletproof nothing to lose
    Fire away, fire away
    Ricochet, you take your aim
    Fire away, fire away
    You shoot me down but I won't fall
    I am titanium
    You shoot me down but I won't fall
    I am…


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,043 ✭✭✭Berserker


    TheDriver wrote: »
    Never thought I'd read that, can u imagine the other folk in hospital. Sounds like a something about Mary scene

    Worth noting given how rare penile strangulation is but they come across a wide range of weird and wonderful things in there. Wouldn't bother the staff in the slightest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,220 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    222233 wrote: »
    Do these rings increase stimulation or something? Is there any benefit for the girl?

    I hope the poor lads bits are okay, pretty shocking imagery right there, probably something I'd like to forget.
    I find it a bit of fun when we use them but need-no. Still craic though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,220 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    MAJJ wrote: »
    I'm with lethal lady on this one, wtf was he doing with is balls!!! Looking for trouble on that…
    Apparently the ring pushes balls forward increasing stimulation at climax


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