fire Brigade cut off penis ring

TheDriver

http://www.thejournal.ie/penis-ring-stuck-dublin-3289755-Mar2017/

Never thought I'd read that, can u imagine the other folk in hospital. Sounds like a something about Mary scene

Toots

Haha! The journal have the #nutcracker. Poor fecker will never live that down

Gavlor

Was it a transformer?

TheDriver

It was some size of a ring, still on 7 hours later

Collie D

They sedated him with ketamine. You'd need a ****ing baseball bat to sedate me enough to let anyone near it with an angle grinder

nullzero

My ding aling, my ding aling. I want you to cut the cock ring off of my ding aling.

Toots

Oh my god, I read the medical journal linked in the article... There's a picture which shows the whole thing! Looking at the ring, I'm not surprised they needed an angle grinder to remove it.

robyntmorton

After needing help to keep it up, how much help will he need to live it down?

RayM

A "titanium penoscrotal constriction device".

Back in my day, we called it a cock ring.

frag420

Balls of steel on that guy...

whiskeyman

Hat tip to the comment :

'If you liked it, then you shouldn't have put a ring on it'

Victor

I wonder if 'bleeding' would have worked? (Do not try this at home)

Journal.ie wrote:

titanium

While rust and wear resistant, it just about the last metal you want to be dealing when cutting it.

naughtysmurf

What a knob

newacc2015

TheDriver wrote: »

Never thought I'd read that, can u imagine the other folk in hospital. Sounds like a something about Mary scene

It was the Mater. It would not be the most shocking patient that came in that night

I have some steel tubing to cut tomorrow using an angle grinder, this story will be stuck in my head the whole day...

eeguy

Auto-erotic cocksphyxisation

Ghost Train

Doesn't matter, had sex

The man had sex seven hours prior to presenting at the A&E and before sex had applied a titanium penoscrotal constriction device.

TheDriver

They must have had fun getting that lollipop stick in there from the look of the photo

bazz26

Could have been worse, ask John Wayne Bobbitt.

LETHAL LADY

Maybe I'm fierce innocent, but why and how did he pull his scrotum through the ring ? I always thought a ring was just for the base of the penis?

Victor

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Maybe I'm fierce innocent, but why and how did he pull his scrotum in the ring ? I always thought a ring was just for the base of the penis?

Not my thing, but I understand there are different designs. I'm sure Google Images can help you.

LETHAL LADY

Victor wrote: »

Not my thing, but I understand there are different designs. I'm sure Google Images can help you.

Ah I know there's different designs, but judging from the linked pic the patient didn't!

bazz26

Franks and beans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRuKnb2uuY

endacl

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Maybe I'm fierce innocent, but why and how did he pull his scrotum through the ring ? I always thought a ring was just for the base of the penis?

OK. You must be a fierce good lookin' Lethal Lady if every mickey you've encountered has been standing to attention to salute the flag! This should work as a NSFW metaphor.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Grow-a-Pear-in-a-Bottle/

Come back to us with any questions.

mzungu

Need to get this fella on the Late Late Show.

lazybones32

Those brave firemen!

BorneTobyWilde

It's the one pole they didn't want to slide down.

LETHAL LADY

endacl wrote: »

OK. You must be a fierce good lookin' Lethal Lady if every mickey you've encountered has been standing to attention to salute the flag! This should work as a NSFW metaphor.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Grow-a-Pear-in-a-Bottle/

Come back to us with any questions.

That doesn't help a bit!

TheDriver

When its limp, you can shove bits anywhere like jelly hence how he got his balls through the ring

LETHAL LADY

TheDriver wrote: »

When its limp, you can shove bits anywhere like jelly hence how he got his balls through the ring

Ah c'mon look at the size of the ring😒

Toots

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Maybe I'm fierce innocent, but why and how did he pull his scrotum through the ring ? I always thought a ring was just for the base of the penis?

There are ones that you can use for just the cock, then ones that are for the cock and balls. I wonder was this one designed just for cock but he decided to stick the balls through as well, and that's when the trouble started.

I dunno, I mean I always thought cock rings were made of rubber, at least any of the ones I've ever encountered have been. At least with a rubber one, if it looked like it wasn't going to come off normally, you could easily cut it. Probably wouldn't even need to go to the hospital (and avoid the risk of the story and pics of your sexual misadventure making it onto the national news)

seagull

Last time I saw a story like this, the guy had been embarrassed and held off heading for hospital, waited too long, and gangrene had set in, and he lost his cock along with the ring. Maybe this bod had seen that story, and decided that he preferred embarrassment to removal.

seamus

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ah c'mon look at the size of the ring😒

One ball at a time. Ball one, then ball two, now your scrotum is in it, you squeeze the flaccid penis through it. Seems pretty straightforward to me - the internal radius of the ring is 4cm, which is more than enough to shove your bits through when soft.

I understand the why, I just cannot fathom how someone thinks a solid ring with no safety release on it is a good idea.

Giblet

You know you're in for serious ridin' when you go "Nah, we need the titanium one for this!"

riffmongous

Cursed Ring



Equip for +15 Endurance bonus, but inflicts Death Sentence on the user

TheDriver

Metal rings are fairly common and are easier than rubber ones however you'd want to know the size, 5 diameter is better for cock and balls

Esel

That's just nuts.

Esel

Esel wrote: »

That's just nuts.

It would have been if the fireman using the angle grinder slipped!

archer22

Deleted User wrote: »

It would have been if the fireman using the angle grinder slipped!

I seriously doubt it was an "angle grinder" that would heat the metal it was cutting to red hot and cook his goolies .
I presume the tool used was a little Dremel type cutting tool.

TheDriver

That ring is for serious users with experience, he prob never used one before and went straight for deep end

Esel

TheDriver wrote: »

That ring is for serious users with experience, he prob never used one before and went straight for deep end

Just out of interest - what's the benefit?

riffmongous

archer22 wrote: »

I seriously doubt it was an "angle grinder" that would heat the metal it was cutting to red hot and cook his goolies .
I presume the tool used was a little Dremel type cutting tool.

In the article it says they had to keep pouring water on the ring and him to stop it overheating

TheDriver

Esel wrote: »

Just out of interest - what's the benefit?

In theory, to create greater blood rush but in reality, a bit of fun

TheDriver

riffmongous wrote: »

In the article it says they had to keep pouring water on the ring and him to stop it overheating

I hears friction joke coming on (excuse the pun)

222233

Do these rings increase stimulation or something? Is there any benefit for the girl?

I hope the poor lads bits are okay, pretty shocking imagery right there, probably something I'd like to forget.

MAJJ

I'm with lethal lady on this one, wtf was he doing with is balls!!! Looking for trouble on that one.

This song sprang to mind, lyrics below sing it with me for the poor bastard

You shout it out
But I can't hear a word you say
I'm talking loud not saying much
I'm criticized but all your bullets ricochet
You shoot me down, but I get up
I'm bulletproof nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won't fall, I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
Cut me down
But it's you who has further to fall
Ghost town, haunted love
Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones
I'm talking loud not saying much
I'm bulletproof nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am…

Berserker

TheDriver wrote: »

Never thought I'd read that, can u imagine the other folk in hospital. Sounds like a something about Mary scene

Worth noting given how rare penile strangulation is but they come across a wide range of weird and wonderful things in there. Wouldn't bother the staff in the slightest.

TheDriver

222233 wrote: »

Do these rings increase stimulation or something? Is there any benefit for the girl?

I hope the poor lads bits are okay, pretty shocking imagery right there, probably something I'd like to forget.

I find it a bit of fun when we use them but need-no. Still craic though

TheDriver

MAJJ wrote: »

I'm with lethal lady on this one, wtf was he doing with is balls!!! Looking for trouble on that…

Apparently the ring pushes balls forward increasing stimulation at climax