Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Widdershins · 11-03-2017 07:21PM

JCX BXC wrote: »

Speaking of Cancer Awareness, I just seen one of those lovely photos with the pink background and then big white writing saying "Share Dis For Cancer".

WTF is Cancer Awareness? Everyone knows what Cancer is ffs! Even if they specified a type of cancer, or advertised an event/fundraiser, but no, just "Share Dis For Cancer".

Think this fits more in the "Trivial things that annoy you" thread for me.

We're all aware now. What do we do next? Oh, nothing? Okayyy.. that was productive

mackeire · 12-03-2017 12:36AM

Nolege is power

thesandeman · 12-03-2017 07:14AM

mackeire wrote: »

Nolege is poor

FYP

sligojoek · 12-03-2017 01:58PM

"Eating yogurt mouse's with my. Baby "

Joe Chang · 12-03-2017 05:55PM

PM me if u need anything. GDNT

Lisha · 12-03-2017 05:55PM

sligojoek wrote: »

"Eating yogurt mouse's with my. Baby "

That poor baby

colm_mcm · 12-03-2017 05:58PM

The White Feather wrote: »

I saw this today on FB.......

How do you get rid of foot fungus

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Textbook frape

sligojoek · 12-03-2017 06:00PM

Lisha wrote: »

sligojoek wrote: »

"Eating yogurt mouse's with my. Baby "

That poor baby

She hasn't got one. I think she meant her OH.

Lisha · 12-03-2017 07:43PM

sligojoek wrote: »

She hasn't got one. I think she meant her OH.

Pair of eegits then!

appleb · 12-03-2017 07:47PM

WHEN ,WHEN DID ANYBODY EVER SAY HANG ON A MOMENT YOU R SLAGGING MY MOTHER OFF I KNOW HER A BIT BETTER THAN YOU BUT YOU HAVE COME INTO HOME AND BACKSTABBED ME ,NOBODY EVER NEVER STOULD BY ME ??????????????? COMING INTO YOUR LIFE AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED ??? A BROTHER WHO MADE MY LIFE AN OBSESSION FOR HIM YOU BLACK BASTARD,WHEN I LOST MY HUSBAND I COME BACK TO BE AMONGST ,WELL IT DONT MATTER NOW,DIDNT BELIEVE IT,SOMEBODY THIEVING 200QUID OF ME, LITTLE ****,DONT INSULT ME BY SAYING IVE GOT RECEITS,U DIDNT PAY IT BACK BITCH.IM RAMBLING AND STILL I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO IS THAT ONE PERSON WHO DEFENDED ME ,NADA NOBODY NOT ONE PERSON............... RUMPELSTILSKIN MUMMYS GONE AND LIKE I TOLD U I WANT YOU TO LIVE A LONG LONG LIFE AN SUFFER U PUFFED UP MUMMYS BOY,IM NOT FEELIN SORRY MYSELF IM PISSED WITH EVERY 1 OF YOU,ASK YRSELF HAVE I EVER HURT YOU WANTED ANYTHING FROM YOU OR MADE YRLIFE ****,ANSWER HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE,**** I DIDNT THINK U WERE TAKING ME FOR A ****

Just turned up on my page. A friend liked it!!!!

thesandeman · 12-03-2017 09:03PM

appleb wrote: »

IM RAMBLING

Just turned up on my page. A friend liked it!!!!

I got that bit.

coolhull · 12-03-2017 09:29PM

appleb wrote: »

WHEN ,WHEN DID ANYBODY EVER SAY HANG ON A MOMENT YOU R SLAGGING MY MOTHER OFF I KNOW HER A BIT BETTER THAN YOU BUT YOU HAVE COME INTO HOME AND BACKSTABBED ME ,NOBODY EVER NEVER STOULD BY ME ??????????????? COMING INTO YOUR LIFE AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED ??? A BROTHER WHO MADE MY LIFE AN OBSESSION FOR HIM YOU BLACK BASTARD,WHEN I LOST MY HUSBAND I COME BACK TO BE AMONGST ,WELL IT DONT MATTER NOW,DIDNT BELIEVE IT,SOMEBODY THIEVING 200QUID OF ME, LITTLE ****,DONT INSULT ME BY SAYING IVE GOT RECEITS,U DIDNT PAY IT BACK BITCH.IM RAMBLING AND STILL I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO IS THAT ONE PERSON WHO DEFENDED ME ,NADA NOBODY NOT ONE PERSON............... RUMPELSTILSKIN MUMMYS GONE AND LIKE I TOLD U I WANT YOU TO LIVE A LONG LONG LIFE AN SUFFER U PUFFED UP MUMMYS BOY,IM NOT FEELIN SORRY MYSELF IM PISSED WITH EVERY 1 OF YOU,ASK YRSELF HAVE I EVER HURT YOU WANTED ANYTHING FROM YOU OR MADE YRLIFE ****,ANSWER HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE,**** I DIDNT THINK U WERE TAKING ME FOR A ****!

Amen.
There's really a nothing else to say.....

coolhull · 12-03-2017 09:31PM

appleb wrote: »

WHEN ,WHEN DID ANYBODY EVER SAY HANG ON A MOMENT YOU R SLAGGING MY MOTHER OFF I KNOW HER A BIT BETTER THAN YOU BUT YOU HAVE COME INTO HOME AND BACKSTABBED ME ,NOBODY EVER NEVER STOULD BY ME ??????????????? COMING INTO YOUR LIFE AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED ??? A BROTHER WHO MADE MY LIFE AN OBSESSION FOR HIM YOU BLACK BASTARD,WHEN I LOST MY HUSBAND I COME BACK TO BE AMONGST ,WELL IT DONT MATTER NOW,DIDNT BELIEVE IT,SOMEBODY THIEVING 200QUID OF ME, LITTLE ****,DONT INSULT ME BY SAYING IVE GOT RECEITS,U DIDNT PAY IT BACK BITCH.IM RAMBLING AND STILL I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO IS THAT ONE PERSON WHO DEFENDED ME ,NADA NOBODY NOT ONE PERSON............... RUMPELSTILSKIN MUMMYS GONE AND LIKE I TOLD U I WANT YOU TO LIVE A LONG LONG LIFE AN SUFFER U PUFFED UP MUMMYS BOY,IM NOT FEELIN SORRY MYSELF IM PISSED WITH EVERY 1 OF YOU,ASK YRSELF HAVE I EVER HURT YOU WANTED ANYTHING FROM YOU OR MADE YRLIFE ****,ANSWER HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE,**** I DIDNT THINK U WERE TAKING ME FOR A ****!

Amen.

There's really a nothing else to say..... Even if I understood a word of it, which I didn't.

fussyonion · 14-03-2017 05:46PM

Pic of a little boy accompanied by this: "so proud of dis hamsom man makin his holey comunnion your gonna be de sexiest younfella there n me and your da are so proud of ye. Gona be brakin heartz b4 u no it #hatersgonnahate #hamsomchap #moneyforhoes #dollabills #holeycomunnion"

tea and coffee · 14-03-2017 05:49PM

I'm not sure that's what the Catholic Church had in mind for the Sacrament of Holy Communion =giving children money for prostitutes. I rather think it was *help * the prostitutes (and no, not like that! )

PTH2009 · 14-03-2017 05:59PM

https://www.joe.ie/sport/irish-punter-cheltenham-581477

getting sick of these clickbiat crap

theres videos like this for every close sporting occasion

Gunslinger92 · 14-03-2017 07:19PM

Anyone know page keeps on delivering

"Does. Any. One. No. If ur. Local. Councill. Is responsible. For taking. A crow. That. Is stuck in ur chimney. Out"

Who types like that

coolhull · 14-03-2017 07:19PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Pic of a little boy accompanied by this: "so proud of dis hamsom man makin his holey comunnion your gonna be de sexiest younfella there n me and your da are so proud of ye. Gona be brakin heartz b4 u no it #hatersgonnahate #hamsomchap #moneyforhoes #dollabills #holeycomunnion"

Someone needs to have a serious word with that 'mother'.
#moneyforhoes# is probably not on the child's mind yet. More like #moneyforvideogames#

stinkle · 14-03-2017 07:38PM

coolhull wrote: »

Someone needs to have a serious word with that 'mother'.
#moneyforhoes# is probably not on the child's mind yet. More like #moneyforvideogames#

Hoe-ly communion! Must be the only way to get kids interested in sacraments nowadays....:D

Cerisepink · 14-03-2017 08:02PM

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Anyone know page keeps on delivering

"Does. Any. One. No. If ur. Local. Councill. Is responsible. For taking. A crow. That. Is stuck in ur chimney. Out"

Who types like that

^^
"Reminds me of my dad who use to write all of his statuses in inverted commas" ðŸ˜‚ ðŸ˜‚

XxMCRxBabyxX · 14-03-2017 08:39PM

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Anyone know page keeps on delivering

"Does. Any. One. No. If ur. Local. Councill. Is responsible. For taking. A crow. That. Is stuck in ur chimney. Out"

Who types like that

Possibly typing on their phone - some phones put in a full stop if you double space. Doesn't give them an excuse for not fixing it though. That'd drive me mad!

mojesius · 14-03-2017 08:44PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Pic of a little boy accompanied by this: "so proud of dis hamsom man makin his holey comunnion your gonna be de sexiest younfella there n me and your da are so proud of ye. Gona be brakin heartz b4 u no it #hatersgonnahate #hamsomchap #moneyforhoes #dollabills #holeycomunnion"

Did she take a duckface selfie of herself and de da and de hansom chap later on? Did da get him a hummar 4 d day?

pc7 · 14-03-2017 09:13PM

Fussy! I just spat tea out all over the place laughing, #holeygod ðŸ˜‚

Cantona's Collars · 15-03-2017 02:29AM

I'm visualising the young lad on his holy communion day making it rain with his dolla bills.A bouncy castle and a stripper pole in the garden.

PaddyWilliams · 15-03-2017 08:09AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Pic of a little boy accompanied by this: "so proud of dis hamsom man makin his holey comunnion your gonna be de sexiest younfella there n me and your da are so proud of ye. Gona be brakin heartz b4 u no it #hatersgonnahate #hamsomchap #moneyforhoes #dollabills #holeycomunnion"

Take this person out somewhere and beat the shíte out of them

sligojoek · 15-03-2017 01:34PM

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Dolph Starbeam · 15-03-2017 01:39PM

mojesius wrote: »

Did she take a duckface selfie of herself and de da and de hansom chap later on? Did da get him a hummar 4 d day?

Hamsom even.

Lucyfur · 15-03-2017 03:43PM

Felt Like A Pure Owl Woman At Bingo.

Owl Woman

purpleisafruit · 15-03-2017 04:06PM

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They are a real thing seemingly!

coolhull · 15-03-2017 05:01PM

sligojoek wrote: »

What do people get out of posting crap like this? I could sit here for a month sharing and 'Amen-ing' stuff like this and the original poster would be no better off. Or am I missing something here?

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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