The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

ibarelycare · 21-02-2017 09:07AM

imme wrote: »

Little star, perfectly fine imo :cool:

It's up there with Nollaig and Odhran for me.

Cortina_MK_IV · 21-02-2017 12:03PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

I've heard that before...Fiodhna. Thought it was a girls' name though.

Could be it, it was a little girl.

ThisRegard · 21-02-2017 12:18PM

...And Justice wrote: »

Reece, Reeeeeeeecccccceee!!!!!!!!, who the fcuk is called Reece? It's not terminator 1.

How do you know that's how it was spelled? It was quite likely Rhys.

21-02-2017 03:14PM

ThisRegard wrote: »

How do you know that's how it was spelled? It was quite likely Rhys.

Either way, he'll be in court in a few years.

farmerwifelet · 21-02-2017 03:20PM

Heard an Elsa the other day - somebody watching a bit too Frozen when picking a name?

21-02-2017 03:27PM

farmerwifelet wrote: »

Heard an Elsa the other day - somebody watching a bit too Frozen when picking a name?

Someone will be along shortly to tell you

Spoiler

to let it go. Hilarious

yourdeadwright · 21-02-2017 04:43PM

I know two boys call Caodan and his little mate is Jayden ,Imagine them when they are grow up men how could you take them seriously,

fussyonion · 21-02-2017 05:11PM

I know a boy called Caodan too.
And Coben.
And yesterday in the NCT centre a woman shouted "Lloyd!" at her two year old.
LLOYD!!!!

ahlookit · 21-02-2017 05:31PM

fussyonion wrote: »

And yesterday in the NCT centre a woman shouted "Lloyd!" at her two year old.
LLOYD!!!!

Was he causing a commotion?

(I'll see myself out)

blackbird 49 · 21-02-2017 05:40PM

i know of someone who has a son called Freddie, i asked was it short for Fredrick, the answer was no,

Speedsie · 21-02-2017 05:47PM

blackbird 49 wrote: »

i know of someone who has a son called Freddie, i asked was it short for Fredrick, the answer was no,

Probably short for Alfred so.

trixychic · 21-02-2017 05:50PM

Morris or Maurece

Caoimhgh1n · 21-02-2017 06:09PM

Kiskis. Kis-kis. Kiss kiss.

...

blackbird 49 · 21-02-2017 06:31PM

Speedsie wrote: »

Probably short for Alfred so.

No i was told it not short for anything that's the name on his birth cert

Xdancer · 21-02-2017 09:53PM

farmerwifelet wrote: »

Heard an Elsa the other day - somebody watching a bit too Frozen when picking a name?

I have loved the name Elsa since long before the film came along. Unfortunately I could never actually use the name now

Speedsie · 21-02-2017 09:58PM

blackbird 49 wrote: »

No i was told it not short for anything that's the name on his birth cert

I probably should have added (but I doubt it) to my post, thought the wink signaled that!

I knew a girl called Penny years ago, who I always assumed was really Penelope. Nope, Penny was on her birth cert from the 1970s, so it's not necessarily a new thing.

pickarooney · 21-02-2017 10:06PM

blackbird 49 wrote: »

i know of someone who has a son called Freddie, i asked was it short for Fredrick, the answer was no,

Does it not seem weird, when you think about it, that if you want to call someone Freddie, you'd put a different name on the birth cert?

MRnotlob606 · 21-02-2017 10:07PM

Ultan or Odhrán.

mickmac76 · 21-02-2017 10:15PM

A girl named Daisy. Terrible name.

Wesser · 21-02-2017 10:17PM

Tyler

21-02-2017 10:25PM

mickmac76 wrote: »

A girl named Daisy. Terrible name.

I have a fairly distant relative called Daisy, she named her daughter Panda.

There's gotta be some kind of internalised rage going on there.

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

Ultan or Odhrán.

I think Odhrán is a lovely name.

I came across a guy called Breasal too, recently. He was very obliging that way.

Hotblack Desiato · 22-02-2017 01:17AM

mickmac76 wrote: »

A girl named Daisy. Terrible name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7WQ1tdxSqI

Speedsie wrote: »

I knew a girl called Penny years ago, who I always assumed was really Penelope. Nope, Penny was on her birth cert from the 1970s, so it's not necessarily a new thing.

Presumably now changed by deed pool to Cent?

22-02-2017 04:54AM

blackbird 49 wrote: »

i know of someone who has a son called Freddie, i asked was it short for Fredrick, the answer was no,

Same as Ollie or Bobby I suppose these days. My own cousin named his kid Jimmy. That's the child's actual name like. He's in prison now.

The dad, not the child.

...And Justice · 22-02-2017 12:06PM

Knew a lad called bollock , wasn't his real name but it the name he was called since he was a child. He lost one ball when he hit a wall on his Raleigh burner.

He's stll called bollock to this day.

Koptain Liverpool · 22-02-2017 05:05PM

Eden.

Don't know if it's a boy or a girl. But I guess that is sort of the point of these ****-name mongers.

pl4ichjgy17zwd · 23-02-2017 03:40AM

I know of a Koop and a Tadhger ('Tiger'), brothers from young Irish parents living in the US.

Cortina_MK_IV · 23-02-2017 11:12PM

A girl (20) on TV this evening called Pagan Lily.

Dartz · 23-02-2017 11:53PM

'Tafuk'....

Some kid's mother in Stephen's Green had lost him and was yelling for him to Come here....

blindside88 · 24-02-2017 01:07AM

A friend of a friend has just posted a pic of her new baby on Facebook.
Eire Harper

24-02-2017 12:39PM

blindside88 wrote: »

A friend of a friend has just posted a pic of her new baby on Facebook.
Eire Harper

Future doctor right there.

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