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Which Taoiseach would you go for a few pints with?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Brian Cowen, I reckon he'd be good for the craic. He's extremely friendly, and from what I can see when he settles in for a night on the tear nothing gets in the way of that! Not even the wife trying to bring him home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭Liam28


    storker wrote: »
    I think I'd pick Enda.

    I'm not an FG supporter and I think Enda is a terrible political performer and has been a poor Taoiseach. His Dail performances range from cringeworthy to infuriating, and even FGers are finally noticing/fessing up to his Hans Christian Andersen-like grasp of the facts.

    All that said, I've heard from a number of quarters that the guy in person is very different to his public persona, and he can actually be quite good company. I'd be interested in seeing that side of him for myself, and I don't mean that I'd be abusing the face off him or going off on anti anti-FG rant either, although that's not to say that points would not be made...but it would be quite civil and coversational.


    (I don't imagine I'll be getting a PM from him anytime soon though...) ;)
    This is true. Like you I think Enda comes across as dull and wooden in public life. But I met him in a pub last year, and he was utterly charming, funny, engaging. We talked for a few minutes about people and places we knew in common (he knows everyone!) and Mayo football. He posed for photos with American college students who could not believe they met the Irish PM in a pub. And he was knocking back the pints.

    I have also met Bertie in pubs a few times, including in the jacks of the Beaumont House. Try taking a leak with the Taoiseach standing beside you and his security man staring at your back. Bertie is also very personable.

    I reckon the best craic would be a feed of pints with Enda and Bertie together.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Liam28 wrote: »
    ...I reckon the best craic would be a feed of pints with Enda and Bertie together.

    I believe I have described this scenario in post number 17! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    The options are like the inverse for a pack of 52 cards:

    instead of 4 kings and 1 joker

    you have

    4 jokers - the most recent "toaisigh"

    1 king - Liam Cosgrave


    guess who I voted for


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,295 ✭✭✭Lt Dan


    Never a Taoiseach obviously but I've always heard that Brian Lenihan Sr was a great pintman.

    A good fella to organise a lock in apparently.

    He should have been President (Ted)! But for that stupid Proportional Representation and that muppet from Castlebar, Brian would have been our great President, even while ill. People underestimated him. A fine Foreign Affairs Minister


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,295 ✭✭✭Lt Dan


    43% would go for drinks with that lying, thieving cnut Ahern?

    You do realise he wouldn't pay for a drink at all?

    He'd give you a sob story about not even having enough money to buy tea bags.....

    Better the devil ya know!

    Anyway, he would pay you back with his outstanding knowledge and links to horse racing


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,295 ✭✭✭Lt Dan


    The idea of the self-hating, imperial war-glorifying Redmondite Paddy that is Lord John Bruton being in any way stimulating company beggars belief. I mean, for fúck sake - it's John Bruton we're talking about. He's just ugh - a tumescent bundle of moral hypocrisy - using violence for the political aims of the British Empire/state is noble and should be honoured but using violence for the political aim of Irish independence is morally wrong and such people should be excoriated. He has spent the greater part of his adult life enveloped in cultural cringe shame preaching this to us all - consistently shrivelling up when challenged about how ahistorical and hypocritical he is. He's also on a massive pension since the age of 34 in 1982. Last year alone that pension was €140,000. In one year. Add super parasite on our taxes to the list.

    Intellectually, too, John Bruton is a dullard - as Ronan Fanning's fantastic destruction of Bruton's "history" of John Redmond showed. Still a big thick ultra-conservative Blueshirt farmer from Meath, elected by likeminded sorts and the peasant cheerleaders for the local hunt. Thickness personified. The guy seethes anti-Irishness. And don't get me started about that infamous speech to Charles Saxe-Coburg Gotha back in Dublin Castle in 1995 where the English prince was apparently somebody John Bruton "aspired to be".

    Kenny and Cowen would be more stimulating company if only because both of them could talk to me in the Irish and that opens up a world all the time. Cowen, although a bit rightwing for my liking, would easily be the most stimulating company intellectually (at least until the drink took him). And I love a good song!

    The idea that such a man would even consider entering a public house to have a drink with us mere Nationalist mortals , with land nothing like the size of his estate would be unthinkable.

    Remember, this is a man, whose government actually was excellent, despite the low expectations. Bar the North though, Johnny Baby messed that up. This is a man who by using actual facts, riddled the aggressive Bertie Aherne during the Prime Time Leaders Debate.

    Alas, it was that personality (even on that show - I was only about 12 and thought he was a moron the way he snared and mocked Bertie, even if he was correct). Dermott Morgan had a great impersonation of him, doubt it took him long to figure it out. Remarkable though, personalities can win and loose elections - look at Bertie sure. We all knew by 1992 that intellectual is not what he was - but sure, we hate that kind of stuff

    Add to the fact that Burton's politics were dis-testable , that might have softened if he had Bertie's personal skills.

    €140,000 a year pension is peanuts. Have you a large house in Meath, two in America, one in Brussels, one in London , one in.. (I personally am not saying Johnny Baby has that amount of houses) ? Hmmm? You should try it sometime!

    To be fair, Johnny Baby got lampooned by the Irish public over his gushing. Even Prince Charles was embarrassed. At least Enda was more dignified with Queen Elizabeth II came over. Better than he crying over Riverdance when Obama came over.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,295 ✭✭✭Lt Dan


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    The options are like the inverse for a pack of 52 cards:

    instead of 4 kings and 1 joker

    you have

    4 jokers - the most recent "toaisigh"

    1 king - Liam Cosgrave


    guess who I voted for

    "Blow up or shut up". Nothing great about Liam's time as Taoiseach.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    I said Brian Cowan, in a really rundown pub in the middle of no-where on a crappy, pissy day.

    I'll open with:

    "Sure we are where we are"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Patser wrote: »
    Poll is seriously missing Haughey, you know he'd have hookers, coke, French shirts etc and wouldn't give a flying feck.

    Someone advised him it was closing time. Didn't end well.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭Castlebar12


    Lt Dan wrote: »
    He should have been President (Ted)! But for that stupid Proportional Representation and that muppet from Castlebar, Brian would have been our great President, even while ill. People underestimated him. A fine Foreign Affairs Minister

    Get over it, you got a fine president out of it anyways.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    I've been on the piss with Bertie before and it was a belter of a day. Wouldn't turn down another.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,295 ✭✭✭Lt Dan


    Get over it, you got a fine president out of it anyways.

    Sure she was only a woman:P (as your pal from Castlebar would say)

    Didn't she left early to take up some other money making job?


  • Posts: 4,824 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The idea of the self-hating, imperial war-glorifying Redmondite Paddy that is Lord John Bruton being in any way stimulating company beggars belief. I mean, for fúck sake - it's John Bruton we're talking about. He's just ugh - a tumescent bundle of moral hypocrisy - using violence for the political aims of the British Empire/state is noble and should be honoured but using violence for the political aim of Irish independence is morally wrong and such people should be excoriated. He has spent the greater part of his adult life enveloped in cultural cringe shame preaching this to us all - consistently shrivelling up when challenged about how ahistorical and hypocritical he is. He's also on a massive pension since the age of 34 in 1982. Last year alone that pension was €140,000. In one year. Add super parasite on our taxes to the list.

    Intellectually, too, John Bruton is a dullard - as Ronan Fanning's fantastic destruction of Bruton's "history" of John Redmond showed. Still a big thick ultra-conservative Blueshirt farmer from Meath, elected by likeminded sorts and the peasant cheerleaders for the local hunt. Thickness personified. The guy seethes anti-Irishness. And don't get me started about that infamous speech to Charles Saxe-Coburg Gotha back in Dublin Castle in 1995 where the English prince was apparently somebody John Bruton "aspired to be".

    Surely the fact that you disagree with him so vehemently would make it a stimulating evening in itself, though? I mean, who doesn't love a good angry and drunken political debate? :p


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