Kim Jong Un's half brother dies...

RobertKK · 14-02-2017 03:52PM #1

The half brother of the North Korean dictator died suddenly in Malaysia while at the airport in Kuala Lumpur.
He was a critic of the North Korean regime, and had been living in exile since he was discovered trying to enter Japan on a false passport so he could visit Disneyland Tokyo,

There are claims he was poisoned by two women who injected him with poison at the airport before running away.
He is said to have went to look for help before dying quickly.
Family get togethers for the Kim family in North Korea must be extremely PC...

Atlantic Dawn · 14-02-2017 03:53PM

Lord rest him.

Mr. Incognito · 14-02-2017 03:53PM

Well he's in Disneyland Now.

Winterlong · 14-02-2017 03:53PM

Someday Krazy Kim will start a war that he cannot win.

RobertKK · 14-02-2017 03:54PM

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/831507476822503424

Gatling · 14-02-2017 03:55PM

There can only be one Kim ,

Ruthless sod

patmac · 14-02-2017 03:55PM

Happy Killing of Kim Jong Un's Half Brother Day!

drugstore cowboy · 14-02-2017 03:56PM

it was just banter

re_shaft · 14-02-2017 03:58PM

He's up there with Carrie Fisher now. RIP

Boom_Bap · 14-02-2017 03:59PM

Kim Jong Moitie or Kim Jong Point Cinq?

RobertKK · 14-02-2017 04:13PM

Kim Jong Nam had tried to enter Japan in 2001 under the false passport with the name Fat Bear. Maybe he was fat and hairy, I don't know.
But he had been living in China and Macau ever since.

Kim Jong Un is said to have visited Disneyland Tokyo as a child, but they managed not to get caught using their false passports, maybe they used better names.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8972975/Kim-Jong-un-secretly-visited-Tokyo-Disneyland-as-a-child.html

osarusan · 14-02-2017 04:29PM

His brother must be so ronery.

The_Valeyard · 14-02-2017 04:34PM

He does like to play real life Game of Thrones

Outlaw Pete · 14-02-2017 04:37PM

Well, if he behaved anything like the way his sister behaved on Big Brother, then I for one am glad he's dead.

agent graves · 14-02-2017 04:47PM

Outlaw Pete wrote:

Well, if he behaved anything like the way his sister behaved on Big Brother, then I for one am glad he's dead.

Chicken liver shiits

RobertKK · 14-02-2017 06:11PM

Some in the media are saying needles or poison darts were used, others are saying he was sprayed in the face, then had his mouth covered with a cloth, which left him feeling ill before dying quickly.
Anyway it sounded more effective than the US lethal injection execution system.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 14-02-2017 06:17PM

Died from natural causes, most likely a heart attack.

Kim had no reason to want his half kin dead now all of a sudden in 2017. Not everything to do with NK has to be a conspiracy.

RobertKK · 14-02-2017 06:24PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Died from natural causes, most likely a heart attack.

Kim had no reason to want his half kin dead now all of a sudden in 2017. Not everything to do with NK has to be a conspiracy.

He has killed family members before.

Gatling · 14-02-2017 06:28PM

RobertKK wrote: »

He has killed family members before.

Didn't he use anti-aircraft guns and dogs previously

RobertKK · 14-02-2017 06:30PM

Gatling wrote: »

Didn't he use anti-aircraft guns and dogs previously

The dog story was not true, but he used the other but not on family members.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 14-02-2017 06:36PM

Gatling wrote: »

Didn't he use anti-aircraft guns and dogs previously

It was an uncle of his, Jang Sung Taek.

A man who had been heavily involved in the running of the country for decades. He was so well respected and experienced that he could have been seen as a threat to the young, inexperienced Un.

This half brother was an insignificant individual, disgraced and banished from the country. What would be achieved through killing him.

pickarooney · 14-02-2017 07:23PM

King Jong Demi?

ToddyDoody · 14-02-2017 07:25PM

Enda Kenny must offer his condolences.

Gatling · 14-02-2017 08:37PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

This half brother was an insignificant individual, disgraced and banished from the country. What would be achieved through killing him.

I remember he was been touted as a future leader in NK going back a few years ,maybe Kim seen him as a potential threat at some point

suicide_circus · 14-02-2017 08:42PM

Good night, sweet prince

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1080300/images/o-KIM-JONG-NAM-facebook.jpg

andekwarhola · 14-02-2017 08:44PM

Enjoy the slightly retro, bonkers spy vs spy side of it, to be fair. What's the bets on an exploding cigar for the next victim?

mr_edge_to_you · 14-02-2017 09:50PM

Aw that's terrible, he must be heart broken. He looked so happy the other day letting off the nuclear missle.

Thoughts and prayers with his family.

TheRiverman · 14-02-2017 09:55PM

mr_edge_to_you wrote: »

Aw that's terrible, he must be heart broken. He looked so happy the other day letting of the nuclear missle.

Thoughts and prayers with his family.

My thoughts exactly:rolleyes:

4ensic15 · 14-02-2017 10:47PM

Half a brother is better than no brother at all.

Berserker · 14-02-2017 10:52PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Died from natural causes, most likely a heart attack.

Kim had no reason to want his half kin dead now all of a sudden in 2017. Not everything to do with NK has to be a conspiracy.

No he didn't. He was poisoned by two NK female assassins using needles.

RobertKK · 19-02-2017 11:59AM

A man was murdered, but then it gets funny to a degree, as one of the people who took part in his death is saying she believed she was taking part in a prank, as part of a reality TV program.

North Korean Big Brother, 'Who is executed, you decide'...

Kim Jong Un's half brother dies...

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