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A chance to colonise...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    I'd like to stay behind on good old Earth. It'll be nice and quiet after everyone's decamped to wherever it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭soups05


    ah hell no, am not falling for that one again. Thats how I ended up on this damn planet in the first place.

    it'll be grand they said, sure they are just like us.


    your all fking nuts, i can't wait to get back home to the real earth.




    hhhhhmmmmmmm, did i say too much???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,426 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Consider the scenario. A somewhat stable wormhole appears 2km off the coast of Canada, at a height of roughly 100m above sea level.
    I bet the Canadians only managed to get the wormhole because of all the sci-fi that's made there, especially Stargate.
    Send Mcgyver first, he'll sort out any pesky ailens.
    The old McGyver though, not the new terrible one.
    It's the Jack O'Neill version of Richard Dean Anderson we need. And no harm having a few Irish names involved.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭pxdf9i5cmoavkz



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Consider the scenario. A somewhat stable wormhole appears 2km off the coast of Canada, at a height of roughly 100m above sea level. After huge amounts of media buzz and scientific study, the wormhole is determined to be fixed on our end but the end destination changes. It does so in a periodic yet slow manner, each planet comes up again every 5 years. This is the same for all planets as a starting point.

    After years of study, the door is thrown open to volunteers to colonise new worlds. Due to the huge amount of hospitable planets, it's fairly lax as to who goes through. You don't need the credentials of an astronaut. Would you go?

    It's be a great chance to prove yourself but at the cost of losing regular contact with home, having a smaller pool from which to build a social circle and find a a mate, the hardship of setting up a new colony and the unknown dangers...

    Maybe if it was a hospital planet...

    Not your ornery onager



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Sorry. You want me to go up a worms hole is it?
    Chrisht I'll never fit in there.
    https://youtu.be/j8v8jUAKu-8


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,404 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Will Matthew McConaughey be there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    gramar wrote: »
    I'd only go if it's Uranus.

    You'd better watch out for the Klingons near Uranus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 475 ✭✭jimmy blevins


    A Stargate in a pyramid would be lot more practical than wormhole.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 249 ✭✭Galway_Old_Man


    A Stargate in a pyramid would be lot more practical than wormhole.

    Yeah but if you're to get all logical then how come in Stargate Command they have the lads with guns in front of the Gate. Surely it would make more sense to have a couple of 50 cals to the side, where someone exiting the wormhole couldn't immediately fire upon. I mean c'mon. I hope someone was fired over that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Yeah but if you're to get all logical then how come in Stargate Command they have the lads with guns in front of the Gate. Surely it would make more sense to have a couple of 50 cals to the side, where someone exiting the wormhole couldn't immediately fire upon. I mean c'mon. I hope someone was fired over that.

    Here you go


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 249 ✭✭Galway_Old_Man


    That's still at a angle. I meant something like this

    .......................[++GATE++]..
    =50 cal ==>........kill zone...
    =50 cal ==>........kill zone...

    Anything comes through and is immediately torn to bits from the side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    That's still at a angle. I meant something like this

    .......................[++GATE++]..
    =50 cal ==>........kill zone...
    =50 cal ==>........kill zone...

    Anything comes through and is immediately torn to bits from the side.

    Depends if what comes through gives a tuppenny **** about bullets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,187 ✭✭✭relax carry on


    fizzypish wrote: »
    Depends if what comes through gives a tuppenny **** about bullets.

    So sad that I know or care about this. Making me laugh though.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    First I want to know more about the giant space worm that made the hole.

    Shai-Hulud /ˈʃaɪ hᵿˈluːd/[2] (Arabic: شَؾْء خُلُود‎‎ shay' khulūd, meaning "a thing of eternity")


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 652 ✭✭✭DanielODonnell


    No could you imagine how atheist the new planet would be


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