The fabled work fap

Mr Whom · 22-01-2017 07:12PM #1

Does anyone pass the time in work with the odd fap?

well spoken man · 22-01-2017 07:15PM

Mr Whom wrote: »

Does anyone pass the time in work with the odd fap?

Hell yes...

DanielODonnell · 22-01-2017 07:19PM

I masturbated in the gym changing rooms once, I realised i forgot tissues so I had to clean up the mess on the floor with my sock and then put the sock back on for the workout.

Stigura · 22-01-2017 08:19PM

Cracked one off at the odd work place, over the years.

Shagged my wife in the works loo's one time too. That adds a certain frisson.

Agricola · 22-01-2017 08:25PM

"My wife" aka Derek from Accounts.

Alf Stewart. · 22-01-2017 08:36PM

DanielODonnell wrote: »

I masturbated in the gym changing rooms once, I realised i forgot tissues so I had to clean up the mess on the floor with my sock and then put the sock back on for the workout.

Squelcher.

GerryDerpy · 22-01-2017 08:40PM

A more interesting question would be if any ladies flicked the bean in work?

ceadaoin. · 22-01-2017 09:25PM

DanielODonnell wrote: »

I masturbated in the gym changing rooms once, I realised i forgot tissues so I had to clean up the mess on the floor with my sock and then put the sock back on for the workout.

The most surprising part about this post is the fact that a person who finds it acceptable to ejaculate onto the floor of a public space even bothered to clean it up

Elemonator · 22-01-2017 10:10PM

*fetches popcorn*

DrumSteve · 22-01-2017 10:14PM

This is a ****ed up thread.

sydthebeat · 22-01-2017 10:19PM

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/should-we-be-taking-masturbation-breaks-at-work-6371816/

We should all be cracking a few off !!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 22-01-2017 10:21PM

sydthebeat wrote: »

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/should-we-be-taking-masturbation-breaks-at-work-6371816/

We should all be cracking a few off !!

Think the question isn't so much "do you?", more a case of "how often".

SnakePlissken · 22-01-2017 10:35PM

All the time...though I do get some funny looks from the passengers on my bus

Hector Bellend · 22-01-2017 10:44PM

I wanked in the bog at a christmas party one year.

I also fingered a colleague in the work jacks.

Hector Bellend · 22-01-2017 10:45PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Think the question isn't so much "do you?", more a case of "how often".

Indeed. When nature calls you have to answer

Thespoofer · 22-01-2017 10:50PM

Personally no.

But there was a foreign lad a number of years back went missing for a few minutes only for one of the other lads to shout at the rest of the group to quickly come over and look down through the rooflight ( we're roofers ) and here's your man below fapping off to a magazine !

Needless to say he didn't last much longer there after that.

posturingpat · 22-01-2017 10:59PM

Worked in a pub when I was younger and Sunday morning was my morning to go in clean the place and open up for the early house.
Manys a **** was had in the jacks when they weren't covered in **** and puke, always woke me up for the day ahead. Highly recommended.

ibFoxer · 22-01-2017 11:03PM

Agricola wrote: »

"My wife" aka Derek from Accounts.

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I also fingered a colleague in the work jacks.

Derek from Accounts gets about a bit 😃

Hector Bellend · 22-01-2017 11:06PM

DrumSteve wrote: »

This is a ****ed up thread.

literally

The Raptor · 22-01-2017 11:18PM

I don't understand, how does someone get the urge in work?

badabing106 · 22-01-2017 11:26PM

The Raptor wrote: »

I don't understand, how does someone get the urge in work?

Do you not have a Hottie in your work place?

The Raptor · 22-01-2017 11:31PM

badabing106 wrote: »

Do you not have a Hottie in your work place?

Ah jayus,

Is this what men do?

22-01-2017 11:34PM

I will be spending the coming week tracking which men/ women? dip out for the longest times... Ignorance was bliss

Ferrari3600 · 22-01-2017 11:34PM

The Raptor wrote: »

Ah jayus,

Is this what men do?

Do you think we can help it?

Mr Whom · 22-01-2017 11:37PM

Ferrari3600 wrote: »

Tbh, back in the day I'd be getting the horn off a chick on the 46A.

Yes indeed. I remember all the regular birds on the college bus years ago - they all got a methodical fap. Don't think I missed one.

The Raptor · 22-01-2017 11:41PM

Ferrari3600 wrote: »

Do you think we can help it?

It's a bit pervy.

Ferrari3600 · 22-01-2017 11:47PM

Mr Whom wrote: »

Yes indeed. I remember all the regular birds on the college bus years ago - they all got a methodical fap. Don't think I missed one.

Doubt it.

ceadaoin. · 22-01-2017 11:48PM

Ferrari3600 wrote: »

Do you think we can help it?

Yes, I do think you should be able to control yourselves tbh. It's a bit weird

MyStubbleItches · 23-01-2017 12:13AM

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Yes, I do think you should be able to control yourselves tbh. It's a bit weird

Have to agree here and I'm a man. Thinking about an individual person that you encounter in real life is a bit 'strange'. The generic 'hottie' should suffice.

RWCNT · 23-01-2017 12:29AM

MyStubbleItches wrote: »

Have to agree here and I'm a man. Thinking about an individual person that you encounter in real life is a bit 'strange'. The generic 'hottie' should suffice.

"The Generic Hottie" - please explain, because it sounds like you've basically created an imaginary person in your head to jerk off to, which is arguably stranger than thinking about someone you actually know.

DanielODonnell · 23-01-2017 01:24AM

ceadaoin. wrote: »

The most surprising part about this post is the fact that a person who finds it acceptable to ejaculate onto the floor of a public space even bothered to clean it up

Sure our old Irish ancestors would have masturbated in the forest, I wasn't aware you could only masturbate in your house, we never learned that in sex ed class.

The fabled work fap

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