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Watching porn in Public?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭boombang


    I remember in college in around 2000 (before fast broadband at home) some fellow very openly browsing and downloading porn in a packed computer room. Now, private computer behaviour is fine and what he did with that material is his business, but I remember being really shocked at his public gathering of the material. I regret not telling him to cop on to himself and show some consideration for those (women) around him. I was only a first year or so and was timid. I'd have a go now if I saw it again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭wotzgoingon


    I always watch porn on public transport. I even pleasure myself some days. best to sit down the back. I shot me load so many times on different buses. You can't beat a danger ****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    boombang wrote: »
    I remember in college in around 2000 (before fast broadband at home) some fellow very openly browsing and downloading porn in a packed computer room. Now, private computer behaviour is fine and what he did with that material is his business, but I remember being really shocked at his public gathering of the material. I regret not telling him to cop on to himself and show some consideration for those (women) around him. I was only a first year or so and was timid. I'd have a go now if I saw it again.

    Women don't like porn ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,399 ✭✭✭✭ThunbergsAreGo


    brevity wrote: »
    Spartacus: War of the Damned springs to mind.

    You couldn't even talk to someone in work about the episode as you were basically admitting to watching softcore porn.

    "Did you see the episode of Spartacus last night?"
    "Yes"

    End of conversation.

    That was the exact one I was thinking about


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 567 ✭✭✭mikeymouse


    I was wondering why the two young wans on the bus found the 1812 overture
    so.... hem...entertaining.

    this?

    and kept replaying the end bit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,201 ✭✭✭ongarboy


    naughtb4 wrote: »
    A good many TV shows these days could be taken up incorrectly if only glimpses were viewed

    Agreed. That is why I only watch Game of Thrones, Masters of Sex and other such shows at home. I think I was watching The Affair or something similar on my tablet heading down to Kerry on the train once sitting in a fully occupied 4 seater and just had to give up and change over to reading Boards.ie!!:(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,571 ✭✭✭CalamariFritti


    ongarboy wrote: »
    Agreed. That is why I only watch Game of Thrones, Masters of Sex and other such shows at home. I think I was watching The Affair or something similar on my tablet heading down to Kerry on the train once sitting in a fully occupied 4 seater and just had to give up and change over to reading Boards.ie!!:(:(

    Haha I remember watching Borat on the laptop on a full plane mums kids around everything. Next thing that mankini wrestling scene. For those who haven't seen the film it's supposed to be a fight but they both happen to wear those Borat mankinis and I guess the funny bit is that its shot like a gay porn movie only the mankinis don't actually come off but they're not covering much to begin with. And it looks fairly explicit all the way like noses stuck down hairy cracks stuff.
    It may have been all in my imagination but I thought there's at least a dozen people behind me thinking wtf!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭wotzgoingon


    Sure didn't some man get beat up on a train a few years ago for looking at gay porn on the train. Two fellas looked at a mans laptop when he went to the toilet and when he came back they bet the shíte outta him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Looks like this is being blown out of proportion. The daily mail and other news outlets are doing the same piece.

    I call bs on it. Now I know it happens but it's one of those things that can easily be blown out. As we can think to ourselves "just because I haven't seen it... It must still happen tho" - but how often :pac:

    An article can blow it out like it's a new trend or something. When in truth it's just some idiots (or what ever word you wanna use) here and there. Like there has always been.

    Please stop typing 'blow it out'!

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Haha I remember watching Borat on the laptop on a full plane mums kids around everything. Next thing that mankini wrestling scene. For those who haven't seen the film it's supposed to be a fight but they both happen to wear those Borat mankinis and I guess the funny bit is that its shot like a gay porn movie only the mankinis don't actually come off but they're not covering much to begin with. And it looks fairly explicit all the way like noses stuck down hairy cracks stuff.
    It may have been all in my imagination but I thought there's at least a dozen people behind me thinking wtf!

    Remember watching Borat in the cinema when about half a dozen patrons walked out in apparent disgust at that scene.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Remember watching Borat in the cinema when about half a dozen patrons walked out in apparent disgust at that scene.

    Haha.


  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Already 3d porn out, Not long till you get contraptions to hook up to your lad for the full experience.

    I was just watching one of those "new" 360 degree videos on your tube the other day. Was quite impressed with it. It was at an aquarium in the US - and I was standing in the middle of the living room with my tablet pc turning on the spot - looking up - looking down - watching the whole thing.

    Watched the video three times and different experience each time. Spotted an enormous turtle on the third go that I had somehow missed the first two times.

    And of course the first thought that popped into my head when I was finished was "This would be _ace_ for an orgy porn. I wonder if anyone has stuck a 360o camera in the middle of an orgy yet".

    If not - I wonder what kind of money it would take to get the equipment together to have the dubious honour of being the person to record the worlds first 360o porn video.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭testicles


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,385 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    You're in a bad way if you can't get the bus or train to work without feeling the need to have a w@nk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,714 ✭✭✭valoren


    The BBC's Siobhann Tighe was unsure what to do when she sat down on a bus beside a man who was watching porn on his mobile phone

    1. Stand up.
    2. Find another seat.
    3. Sit down.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I was just watching one of those "new" 360 degree videos on your tube the other day. Was quite impressed with it. It was at an aquarium in the US - and I was standing in the middle of the living room with my tablet pc turning on the spot - looking up - looking down - watching the whole thing.

    Watched the video three times and different experience each time. Spotted an enormous turtle on the third go that I had somehow missed the first two times.

    And of course the first thought that popped into my head when I was finished was "This would be _ace_ for an orgy porn. I wonder if anyone has stuck a 360o camera in the middle of an orgy yet".

    If not - I wonder what kind of money it would take to get the equipment together to have the dubious honour of being the person to record the worlds first 360o porn video.

    Pretty sure it exists already since VR headsets like the Vive, Rift, Google Cardboard are readily available.

    Rule 34 and all that.

    Also, I recently installed a new Reddit app that had NSFW preview disabled by default, so when scrolling through /r/all I hit a rather nasty 50/50 post whilst on the bus. I don't think anyone seen it as I swiping back like a madman as soon as it loaded, but if they did I'm sorry! No one needs to see that sort of thing, ever.


  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well there goes my excuse to record a porno and explain it away as "all in the interests of science and modern technology" :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    It's like farting in public. If you can do it without anyone else noticing, it's grand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    circadian wrote: »
    Pretty sure it exists already since VR headsets like the Vive, Rift, Google Cardboard are readily available.
    Of course it exists already, porn and technology go hand in sticky hand.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Parchment


    I remember being a terrified first year late one night in a computer lab in uni and a greasy looking guy was blatantly watching porn on a lab computer.

    I was totally disgusted, i then noticed him around the campus all the time.

    What a pathetic thing to do.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Only saw it one time. Was in a bar and went over to a group of lads to ask if they were using the spare chair at their table, the one with the phone got a fright and dropped his phone on the table and I could see porn on the screen lol. I don't know who felt more awkward


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