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Interview the person below you (Part 6) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I have enough.

    If you were an insurance salesperson what type would you sell?

    Motor insurance is the one most people have, but commercial and life are the most lucrative for brokers.

    Are you worth more dead than alive?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Motor insurance is the one most people have, but commercial and life are the most lucrative for brokers.

    Are you worth more dead than alive?

    Dead, my harvested body parts would fetch a few bob.

    Did you buy the pink dildo after?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Dead, my harvested body parts would fetch a few bob.

    Did you buy the pink dildo after?

    I doubt it as when I checked Dildo's r Us, the shipping times were far too long.

    When was the last time you posted something in the post office?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I doubt it as when I checked Dildo's r Us, the shipping times were far too long.

    When was the last time you posted something in the post office?

    The 29th of December.

    If I got someone to post something for me does that count?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    The 29th of December.

    If I got someone to post something for me does that count?


    Technically, no.

    What is behind you ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Technically, no.

    What is behind you ?

    Immediately, the back of my chair.

    When you rub your eyes do you see lave lamp type colours moving around?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Immediately, the back of my chair.

    When you rub your eyes do you see lave lamp type colours moving around?

    No but I see lots of squiggly floaters.

    What was the reason that you last shed a tear?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    No but I see lots of squiggly floaters.

    What was the reason that you last shed a tear?

    October. Some very sad news.

    Would anyone be able to convince you to go bird watching?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭wrmwit


    gramar wrote: »
    October. Some very sad news.

    Would anyone be able to convince you to go bird watching?

    Depends on who the bird was!

    When was the last time your were at the cinema?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    wrmwit wrote: »
    Depends on who the bird was!

    When was the last time your were at the cinema?

    It was Mamma Mia! (not my choice) so whenever that was.

    Do you think any of Gerry and the Pacemakers actually have pacemakers now?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    It was Mamma Mia! (not my choice) so whenever that was.

    Do you think any of Gerry and the Pacemakers actually have pacemakers now?

    They would be in the age category that utilises them now.

    How well can you read Irish?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    They would be in the age category that utilises them now.

    How well can you read Irish?

    Very well.
    How well can you understand Irish?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Very well.
    How well can you understand Irish?

    Not at all

    How do you like your toast?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Not at all

    How do you like your toast?

    Almost cremated.

    Do you like a load of butter on your toast?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Colser wrote: »
    Almost cremated.

    Do you like a load of butter on your toast?

    I love it medium well done with loads of butter or/and strawberry jam.

    What's for dinner?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I love it medium well done with loads of butter or/and strawberry jam.

    What's for dinner?

    Only winners eat!

    Are you a winner?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Glenster wrote: »
    Only winners eat!

    Are you a winner?

    I've just eaten...

    Does.that make you my bitch?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Glenster wrote: »
    Only winners eat!

    Are you a winner?

    I must be, I've found a fish pie in the oven left for me, I'm tucking in now.

    Going on Glens logic, should we judge winners by their waistline?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I must be, I've found a fish pie in the oven left for me, I'm tucking in now.

    Going on Glens logic, should we judge winners by their waistline?

    no, by their preference for ketchup

    Heinz or Chef?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    no, by their preference for ketchup

    Heinz or Chef?

    Chef.

    When I was a kid I thought YR sauce was 'wire' sauce. Can you think of anything you misunderstood?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    Chef.

    When I was a kid I thought YR sauce was 'wire' sauce. Can you think of anything you misunderstood?

    My older brothers kept talking about French letters, I thought they were getting correspondence from France.

    Do you wear socks with your slippers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    My older brothers kept talking about French letters, I thought they were getting correspondence from France.

    Do you wear socks with your slippers?

    I do. It's a fecker to get them on over the slippers though.

    Favourite pub game?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I do. It's a fecker to get them on over the slippers though.

    Favourite pub game?

    I play cards usually, but I like a game of pool or darts too.

    Would you be in the pub often?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I do. It's a fecker to get them on over the slippers though.

    Favourite pub game?

    Slap the gobshíte.

    Have you ever played that one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I play cards usually, but I like a game of pool or darts too.

    Would you be in the pub often?


    Not that often. Once a week maybe if that.
    Slap the gobshíte.

    Have you ever played that one?

    No, I prefer not to inflict self harm.

    Do you have a key hidden outside of the house?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not that often. Once a week maybe if that.



    No, I prefer not to inflict self harm.

    Do you have a key hidden outside of the house?

    Is it because you'd be the one getting slapped? :p

    We used to but not anymore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Is it because you'd be the one getting slapped? :p

    We used to but not anymore.

    Ever been burgled?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ever been burgled?

    Never.

    Have you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Ever been burgled?

    No but my grandfather was.


    What you doing round these parts?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Ever been burgled?

    No thankfully. An old fella beside us here said when asked what he'd do if robbers broke in to him looking for money, he said he'd help them look.

    Do you keep much worth stealing in the house?


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